ascended being deigns to tell us mortals the secret [meth]od to access higher dimensions and hidden consciousness

7  2020-07-15 by 600_lbs_of_sin

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20  MrRightIsWhite 2020-07-15

They have put celebrities in my dreams several times to inspire me. Jerry Seinfeld told me in a dream I had the ability to turn negative into positive.

Jerry Seinfeld once asked me in a dream what's the deal with Ovaltine. It comes in a round can, they should call it Roundtine. That experience changed my perspective on life forever.

9  alakavat 2020-07-15

I saw Will Smith in a dream once, he was asking me to fuck his wife.

10  Cynwit_2 2020-07-15

I don’t think that was a dream

3  Suns0ut 2020-07-15

I got redpilled by every black athelete ever on the jewish question in a dream.

2  runmeupmate 2020-07-15

Dude.

2  griizzlyyc 2020-07-15

Elaine once asked me for a BIG salad

1  MrRightIsWhite 2020-07-15

How about two small salads?

8  somestupidname1 2020-07-15

Will Smith was in a dream with me with psychic robots.

This guy passed out after a week long meth binge while watching I Robot and thinks it was Will Smith personally contacting him. Then again Will is big into Scientology so maybe he finally got psychic powers.

6  600_lbs_of_sin 2020-07-15

I believe we are of simulation and meth contributes to that theory. I believe meth opens our brains to access to higher dimensional beings that live in a overlapping reality of ours, these beings have technology to steer the direction of our psychosis.

6  smokeyphil 2020-07-15

So jack up some meth and will smith and the mindtrippers from the nth diamention will make you crazy in the "right" way.

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Eh i've read worse trip-lit fiction.

4  genericaccount1363 2020-07-15

Beat me to posting it. Can’t even earn dramacoin. Today is a sad day

1  Cynwit_2 2020-07-15

Flair checks out

3  Violent_Yet_Polite 2020-07-15

Oh man. Even I know I'm just batshit crazy. I know mental delusions can be powerful and even more so when drinking or drugging.

I mean when I'm not doing either 🤷🏿‍♂️

Gotta come down sometime or you can get stuck.

And this friends qualifies as my one sane post of the month. I gotta research my Aztec time machine now.

3  Maskedrussian 2020-07-15

Imagine being this manipulated by something as stupid as meth. You know what, that was the perfect drug for you now that I think about it. It has a profound effect on smooth brained individuals. I'm sure it was fascinating for someone like you. Keep it up. You're right where you belong.

Junkies trying to stop us from being exposed to the truth 😔

2  ballrot 2020-07-15

Wow good find!

2  JRaz000 2020-07-15

Lol meth

2  jackcaboose 2020-07-15

the people there acting like this is normal and fine are disgusting, this guy is mentally fucked for the rest of his life because he took some stupid retard drug (probably at the behest of other enablers like that subreddit) despite being on track to be a doctor. the people saying "nah man its cool he's fine he's just seeing the truth man" should be fucking ashamed of themselves and maybe they should get schizophrenia to see how cool and epic it is

i mean dude bussy lmao

4  Suns0ut 2020-07-15

It's reddit homie, all relationship advice ends in cutting people off entirely and subs using no-no words get banned while the subs that push the narrative that brain rotting addictive substances are actually good for you and that all schizophrenic delusions are actually you "seeing through the simulation" are A-OK

I mean based and bussypilled ☺😋😉😋🤗😍😄😜🙂😜