8 2020-07-15 by ArlenBilldozer
22 Hixrabbit 2020-07-15
RIP census cowboy
They going to shot him 2 or 3 neighborhoods in, no way he is getting through 10 neighborhoods alive in Chicago
12 CrumbCake12 2020-07-15
NOOOOO CENSUS COWBOY!!!! DON’T GO TO THE SOUTHSIDE!!! NOOOOOOOOO
1 Chuck-Brown 2020-07-15
moby?
11 ason 2020-07-15
Horses are like magic tricks to black people. They'll probably be too mystified to shoot at him. I predict lots of hootin' and hollerin' and that's it.
6 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-15
Alternatively, maybe they gave him a pair of Colt Model 1860s with fancy handles and he's going to smoke every fool that even looks at him funny.
2 _NoHype 2020-07-15
Haven’t you seen the old town road music vid? They’ll probably just try to drag race the horse.
9 Giulio-Cesare 2020-07-15
Didn't think they actually read the notes we put in the suggestion box down in the break room.
7 tereria85 2020-07-15
I love this country lmao.
7 tHeSiD 2020-07-15
Why not a census gangsta, Wtf who's gonna listen to a 🤠? It's 2020
6 mqL49J 2020-07-15
THIRTEEN CENSUS COWBOYS IN THE SHOWER AT CHUCK'S RANGE
3 AOC_Gynecologist 2020-07-15
Hell yeah brother!
3 Rocket_Lag 2020-07-15
🎵No one dared to grab a pencil, no one dared fill out the slip
For the ranger there among them had a census on his hip🎶
2 daneslord 2020-07-15
I'm ded
2 SPQAC 2020-07-15
Do y’all have the Texas r-slur virus in burgerlandt?
2 Jackdz19 2020-07-15
When I see this the only thing that comes to mind is Blazing Saddles. What a great movie
1 [deleted] 2020-07-15
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1 Thereal14words 2020-07-15
gotta be manbearfridge
1 grogocean 2020-07-15
Census Cowboy will soon ascend to the top of Cuomo's Pandemic Poster. Through 'Winds of Fear", across 'Economy Falls', narrowly escaping the perils of 'Boyfriend Clif' to finally arrive at 'The Sea of Division'!
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-07-15
"They're trying to kill me," Census Cowboy told her calmly.
"No one's trying to kill you," Lori cried.
"Then why are they shooting at me?" Census Cowboy asked.
"They're shooting at everyone," Lori answered. "They're trying to kill everyone."
"And what difference does that make?"
1 Rocket_Lag 2020-07-15
Based reference
22 comments
22 Hixrabbit 2020-07-15
RIP census cowboy
They going to shot him 2 or 3 neighborhoods in, no way he is getting through 10 neighborhoods alive in Chicago
12 CrumbCake12 2020-07-15
NOOOOO CENSUS COWBOY!!!! DON’T GO TO THE SOUTHSIDE!!! NOOOOOOOOO
1 Chuck-Brown 2020-07-15
moby?
11 ason 2020-07-15
Horses are like magic tricks to black people. They'll probably be too mystified to shoot at him. I predict lots of hootin' and hollerin' and that's it.
6 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-15
Alternatively, maybe they gave him a pair of Colt Model 1860s with fancy handles and he's going to smoke every fool that even looks at him funny.
2 _NoHype 2020-07-15
Haven’t you seen the old town road music vid? They’ll probably just try to drag race the horse.
9 Giulio-Cesare 2020-07-15
Didn't think they actually read the notes we put in the suggestion box down in the break room.
7 tereria85 2020-07-15
I love this country lmao.
7 tHeSiD 2020-07-15
Why not a census gangsta, Wtf who's gonna listen to a 🤠? It's 2020
6 mqL49J 2020-07-15
THIRTEEN CENSUS COWBOYS IN THE SHOWER AT CHUCK'S RANGE
3 AOC_Gynecologist 2020-07-15
Hell yeah brother!
3 Rocket_Lag 2020-07-15
🎵No one dared to grab a pencil, no one dared fill out the slip
For the ranger there among them had a census on his hip🎶
2 daneslord 2020-07-15
I'm ded
2 SPQAC 2020-07-15
Do y’all have the Texas r-slur virus in burgerlandt?
2 Jackdz19 2020-07-15
When I see this the only thing that comes to mind is Blazing Saddles. What a great movie
1 [deleted] 2020-07-15
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1 [deleted] 2020-07-15
[removed]
1 Thereal14words 2020-07-15
gotta be manbearfridge
1 grogocean 2020-07-15
Census Cowboy will soon ascend to the top of Cuomo's Pandemic Poster. Through 'Winds of Fear", across 'Economy Falls', narrowly escaping the perils of 'Boyfriend Clif' to finally arrive at 'The Sea of Division'!
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-07-15
"They're trying to kill me," Census Cowboy told her calmly.
"No one's trying to kill you," Lori cried.
"Then why are they shooting at me?" Census Cowboy asked.
"They're shooting at everyone," Lori answered. "They're trying to kill everyone."
"And what difference does that make?"
1 Rocket_Lag 2020-07-15
Based reference