Ok, 'fess up: which one of you is working for the Chicago census dept?

8  2020-07-15 by ArlenBilldozer

22 comments

RIP census cowboy

They going to shot him 2 or 3 neighborhoods in, no way he is getting through 10 neighborhoods alive in Chicago

NOOOOO CENSUS COWBOY!!!! DON’T GO TO THE SOUTHSIDE!!! NOOOOOOOOO

moby?

Horses are like magic tricks to black people. They'll probably be too mystified to shoot at him. I predict lots of hootin' and hollerin' and that's it.

Alternatively, maybe they gave him a pair of Colt Model 1860s with fancy handles and he's going to smoke every fool that even looks at him funny.

Haven’t you seen the old town road music vid? They’ll probably just try to drag race the horse.

Didn't think they actually read the notes we put in the suggestion box down in the break room.

I love this country lmao.

Why not a census gangsta, Wtf who's gonna listen to a 🤠? It's 2020

THIRTEEN CENSUS COWBOYS IN THE SHOWER AT CHUCK'S RANGE

Hell yeah brother!

🎵No one dared to grab a pencil, no one dared fill out the slip

For the ranger there among them had a census on his hip🎶

I'm ded

Do y’all have the Texas r-slur virus in burgerlandt?

When I see this the only thing that comes to mind is Blazing Saddles. What a great movie

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gotta be manbearfridge

Census Cowboy will soon ascend to the top of Cuomo's Pandemic Poster. Through 'Winds of Fear", across 'Economy Falls', narrowly escaping the perils of 'Boyfriend Clif' to finally arrive at 'The Sea of Division'!

"They're trying to kill me," Census Cowboy told her calmly.

"No one's trying to kill you," Lori cried.

"Then why are they shooting at me?" Census Cowboy asked.

"They're shooting at everyone," Lori answered. "They're trying to kill everyone."

"And what difference does that make?"

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