Americhads would rather die of covid then let some stupid science bitches tell us what to wear or where to go. I've never been more proud of my country.

This but unironically

People were all worried about social security going bankrupt the last few years, might this be mother nature doing us a solid? 🤔

Old and crippled people were never supposed to live this long in such great numbers. The Chinese gift us with a perfect virus that only affects the elderly and infirm, yet we spat in their face...

Don't forget the improved obesity numbers

We spat too much now the Three Gorges Dam is ready to burst.

Glorious Chinese architecture never fails. Anything you've read about the dam is Western propoganda.

I knew my rent was gon' be later 'bout a week ago
I work my ass off
But I still can't pay it though
But I got just enough
To get off in this club
Have me a good time, before my time is up
Hey, let's get it now

Ooh I want the time of my life
Oh baby ooh give me the time of my life
(Ne-yo, let's get it)
Let's get it now

This is the last twenty dollars I got
But I'mma have a good time ballin' or out
Tell the barteneder line up some shots
Cause I'mma get loose tonight
She's on fire, she's so hot
I'm no liar, she burn up the spot
Look like Mariah, I took another shot
Told her drop, drop, drop, drop it like

it's hot
Dirty talk, dirty dance
She a freaky girl and I'm a freaky man
She on the rebound, broke up with her ex
And I'm like Rodman, ready on deck
I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes
We didn't go to church, but I got blessed

This song is even more hilarious with COVID

Do you really expect me to read that many words?

Yes, China is definitely telling the truth about containing corona chan