Slate: My Black Son Sold “N-Word Passes” to His White Friends

1  2020-07-16 by ChapoDestroyer

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Eleven years ago, my husband and I started fostering a sister and brother,“Taylor” and “Martin,” and we adopted them a year later. Our daughter was 5, and our son was an infant, but they are now 16 and 11 and are smart, kind, and mostly well-behaved kids. My husband and I are white, and they are Black, but we’ve done our best to have honest, age-appropriate discussions on race, our privilege, and how messed up the systematic oppression and racism in our country is. I thought we had done an OK job … until yesterday.

His sister thinks he’s made almost $1,000.

lol

imagine punishing this entrepreneurial god. she could teach him about investing and saving now if she wasn't a killjoy

The capitalist answer to BLM

This is why the (((entrepreneurs))) are seeting

Cope goy, I've already made him an honorary member of the international Jewish conspiracy.

Your words are shum davar, potz

Black genetics with a white upbringing is almost like playing life on easy mode in America.

Almost like easy mode?

Being a black dude names "Steven Johnson" with a college degree is basically iddqd

That's how we got Obama

Despite their own efforts he's grown up white lmao

You can tell the black genes are kicking in even with white parents since the kid is hustling

Imagine if they actually fostered his ability to hustle into other projects they deem moral and legal-Oh, they likely have issues with cappytalism. Nevermind then!

The this publicly traded? What ticker do I buy on Robinhood?

$NWRD

He's gonna grow up and talk about how oppressed he was, like Kapernick.

They go to diverse schools for our area, but there are still a lot of white/non-Black kids there.

🤔

What does diverse mean

Diverse means a high concentration of white liberalism

Non-white.

There was once a kid in a turban there.

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I felt that. My high school was deemed "diverse" and out of over 1,000 kids I'm pretty sure we only had about 30 non-white people but; hey, much like pokemon we caught them all. Got some black, some sikh, some muslim, token hispanic, so on and so forth.

Black

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"It's d!verse, but there are still a lot of non-bl@ck kids there."

The amount of racial discrimination permitted to take place and be shared throughout media is disgusting, but no less great for dramacoin.

white/non-black

Damn, anyone who isn't black is white now? How come I didn't get the memo?

Ever take those demographic surveys and it lists white/caucasian with a bunch of countries? Basically they list the top hemisphere and if you were born there with light skin, you're white.

Indians and Asians are Schrodinger's minority. We are either white supremacists filled with internalized racism or we are an oppressed minority because a cartoon convenient store employee had a funny accent. It just depends on the context.

Just like how Black Panther was the most diverse movie when it came out.

I wish someone big on twitter would ask that.

On fire

Very based kid.

Who are these serf parents to an absolute king?

Sounds like the little black kid has far more brains than his r-slur mayo parents. Eleven years old and already making the system his bitch.

This is real entrepreneurship in action. This kid has Warren Buffett energy

This kid is going places

Reminds me that I really should think of some way to profit from all this 2020 nonsense.

Kid deserves college business school credit.

Credit? Ask any business major, this is basically all the knowledge required for an Associates

Yes. exactly what I was thinking. Even if you are deep in the progressive bubble, you have to realize that he found a harmless and creative way to make money. That mindset will be really useful when he starts producing real products

Hopefully, there is a Black adult in Martin’s life

Inshalla.

Whypipo are a disease and the idea of two mayonaisse demons raising a good black kid makes my blood boil.

Based king

This shit makes me unironically seethe so much. If you are comfortable with racial humor in the current year -- if you are capable of maintaining a friendship with someone of a different race, and *GASP* even lightheartedly make edgy jokes with one another -- it MUST be stopped. If the woke left were to have their way, every single interracial relationship -- platonic or otherwise -- would be an uncomfortable nightmare in which every single thing you do or say must be analyzed, lest you accidentally commit a heckin' racism.

So-called anti-racists have done more to damage racial relations in the USA than any other group in the last 50 years. They are hysterical pearl-clutchers and somehow they are in the midst of taking control of all of our cultural norms.

tl;dr i just really want to be allowed to say the n-word

talk to this kid, then

You already know this, but it's because the whole thing is shame. It's a game with points, it's a grift for youtubers and other otherwise boring people to craft themselves a personality. It's a racket for those smart enough to get jobs and implant themselves in industries as a type of woke risk management. The only thing it isn't is a solution to anyone's problems, because as soon as you "solve" racism, your entire grift disappears. You want your pocs and your minorities constantly uncomfortable, uneasy and feeling on edge because that's where the money comes from.

I agree, but none of this would be possible without the complicity of a substantial percentage of "normal" white and black people. I can't help but think that there is a large group of people in our society that genuinely thinks there are only two possible explanations for the racial disparities in the US: Either white people are still just as racist towards black people as they were decades/centuries ago, or black people really are unintelligent, inferior apes. If you believe those are the only two possibilities, and you're a good progressive, of course you will believe the former, and of course you will think anyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi. To even entertain the possibility that white people are not at fault for all the ills of minorities in society would be evil.

Not to mention, critical race theory encourages racial essentialist thinking, so someone who buys into that nonsense would be even more incentivized to view race in such terms.

The black proverb of "you gotta work twice as hard to get half as much" is a good way of destroying your culture if you tell that to a generation of children. Imagine if you told that to a child and they believed you. Maybe there's a 10% chance of that kid growing up and really working hard and doing well for him/herself. There's probably a 90% chance that kid would take it as an excuse to give up -- I would. That saying, which leads to defeatism, is an extremely common one amongst black people. And it kind of makes sense for it to be common, because if your ethnic group compared poorly to other ethnic groups, it's comforting to shrug your shoulders and blame it entirely on outside forces.

This is all to say, I can't see how racial disparities or race relations are going to be ameliorated. The self-hating mayo and the self-pitying black both believe that the answer to the racial conflict is that white people "need to do better." Well, I wouldn't be surprised if whites in general are >90% less racist in 2020 than they were in 1920. What we're seeing now is what happens when racism is substantially gone, but racial disparities still persist. The anti-racists are becoming increasingly desperate for an answer as to why the racial disparities have not gone away, even though practically all of the obvious examples of racism have left our society. Their solution seems to be to become more and more cultish.

tl;dr I still just really want to say the n-word

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Blacks get black results because they are black. Imagine the bell curve difference between men and women, now imagine it between whites and Asians and then blacks and whites. There's literally nothing wrong with admitting there's a difference between races.

Imagine you worked for a family business, with your brothers and sisters. Would you leave your dumb brother out in the cold? No, he'd get a job appropriate for his ability, same as your bright sister and dim brother who's good at sales. There's literally nothing wrong with racism unless you're fucking with people's potential because of the easy their born.

Born hustler

If that was my kid, I’d be proud. He’s a fucking genius...

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Proud also can I get 5

Is there some award to be given for best fiction in the category of "reader's letters"?

Because this shit is fire lmao

That kids going to go far in business.

Why would you brag about your son hanging out with subhumans?

Article is drivel, the author just wanted an excuse to repeatedly capitalize "Black" and use lowercase "white"

Are they upset he's not a licensed n-word pass dealer?

My husband and I are white, and they are Black

I love how they capitalize "Black" but not "white". Sometimes I'd swear Slate is trying to be a parody.

Slate & Medium tend to post perspectives, and sometimes they post some particularly stupid or inept ones.

Medium is literally a blogging site.

Medium became super retarded whenever you could give articles "claps"

I love how they capitalize "Black" but not "white".

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2020/6/15/21292317/capitalzing-b-black-sun-times-african-american-latino-white-style-newsroom

Our decision to capitalize Black is an acknowledgment of the long-standing inequities that have existed in our country, and the unique role that Black art and culture have played in our society.

We also told our journalists to continue to lowercase the “w” in white.

Our society has gone full r-slurred. Are we going to start capitalizing Female, Gay, and Transgender next?

I'm disappointed that Covid-19 hasn't wiped out this iteration of civilization (yet), because we really don't deserve a future.

The proper response to finding out your kid did this is a high-five.

Imagine thinking this could have ever actually happened.

Yeah, I know people are stupid, but this is embarrassing even for dramatards.

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“I don’t want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me.”

how much did it cost, askin for a friend

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Smart kid, profiting off the lowest IQ mayos is praxis.

Gotta weed out the inadequacies.

Unironically based kid

Secure that bag king 👑💯

Nah

Landchad and possible billionaire in the making 😎

Absolute king shit.

SMH. King is just capitalizing and raking it in and his sister snitches on him. Then his mayo parents are going to punish him and keep the black man down.

Hey, who says capitalism is dying?

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This entrepreneurial fucker is going places.

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This sub kinda sounds incoherent with it views, getting an r/okbr vibe from reading half of this drivel