Slip-slip

1  2020-07-16 by SPQAC

70 comments

Since @CNN is currently unable to tweet, you'll just have to follow us for your fake news. -BabylonBee

Shanked by boomer Christcucks.

What percentage of your day are you able to be with people of your own racial identity?

I like how even since the days of the "unpacking the invisible knapsack" a large part of the supposedly antiracist rhetoric comes straight from the race separatist playbook, those confused cumskins seem to assume as self-evident that of course everyone likes to hang out with people of their own race and it's unfortunate that whites usually have this privilege while blacks don't. I'm just amazed that they are too intellectually sheltered to realize what's the most obvious response to that and figure that if they don't have a counter-argument then they probably shouldn't touch this shit with a ten foot pole.

I'd just like to see how they'd counter it when I point out that I spend as much time around asian people. You know they would immediate go to "well they don't count".

I literally just spent 12 hours around only asians.

Since when the availability of arguments stops anyone?

Think about how much cooler you'd be if you had a black friend though

Consider me spooked

no one could've seen this coming 😮

Slippery slope law.

Son, are you dry yet?

Meh, this is just going to make peeps more racist. People already sick of this forced faux-progressive shit and it's just going to cause an increase in volume with smaller forums and image boards with anti-black shit lol.

Neolib wedge issues only have to divide so that you wagies keep voting along the party line, whichever of the two it is

I thought this was the aim of all this nonsensical shit

If it's coming from a corporation it's either "let's keep people arguing over privilege and non-issues so we can keep the heat off of us" (schizopost I know)

Otherwise, it's the same as making your logo a rainbow in June where you don't actually give a shit about the group in question but it's free marketing.

(schizopost I know)

Is it though? I recall OWS was almost on target on who was really causing the problems for the country. Now 5 years later we're suddenly all about bowing down to tr01ds, corporate backed socialist woke issues, and witch hunting regular people for something they said 8 years ago.

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Powerful people actually

You wanna suck my dick right now since you replied to me three times in a row? Go ahead, do it.

racism in America is complete nonsense. The minute we started asking on a form what your race was, it was all over.

You're right, we should immediately cease collecting this information when compiling criminal statistics.

The guy is part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good.

HR department seminars are really the forefront of modern anti-racist political policy you know.

The reason the HR seminars place such a huge focus on making you feel guilty, is that if you're guilty, the society, the institution, is not guilty. Lmao. It's simple. That's why they love this shit. Nobody thinks it does any good, it's a way for the managers to say that they're doing something.

billed NASA $500,000 for "power and privilege sexual orientation workshops."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAT THE HELLL

Must have been after anime bowling shirt guy landed a probe on a goddamn comet and then went on to rape every woman in a 7 mile radius

Did he rape them one at a time or was it some sort of metaphysical rape?

OP needs to get his facts straight - he didn't rape them, he impregnated them with his sheer toxic masculinity 😤

his shirt has an aoe rape effect

Area of effect rape effect

What is more white privilaged than riding a giant fire cracker to the moon?

>tfw you're so mayo you combine scientific thinking with your Protestant work ethic and preference for delayed gratification to land on the moon because it be lookin bland af and you haven't colonized anything recently

Nasa be like "I have to do something about this situation."

Using time tables and shit.

That’s practically reparations from nazis

Fuck, maybe I should get into this sort of grifting. Couldn’t be harder than being a salesman, right?

Can you find the clap emoji on your keyboard?

Yes👏🏿I 👏🏿Can👏🏿

Do you pledge loyalty to social justice and your neolib overlords?

5 millon dollars to tell white people they are racist? Im in the wrong business.

And people say all these social and gender studies aren't worth it.

The ascended jannie

Our fellow non-huwhited Drama superiord: Do ya'll feel insulted by this shit? That whole course talks about minorities like they're half-Superman/half-retard, and hon-kays gonna obsesses about racism 24/7 like a bizzaro-Klansman.

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I am getting the feeling that the organization I work for was going to do this if the pandemic didn't shut everything down.

I have no obligation to feel sorry for you, hwhitey, according to the memos

Make no mistake, I am devastated of it not happening. I wanted to hear those drivels, and repeat them when the meeting is over to my other colleagues.

Then post it to malicious compliance, get downvoted, crosspost it to aita, then crosspost to amitheangel

Well it never happened because of 'rona. Feeling really bummed about it.

Those subs are literary fiction, more reason to do so

Every time 🤔

The group is not obligated to like you, thank you, feel sorry for you, or forgive you.
( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)👌

And the only time the group will become less inclined to do so is when you shove it down their throats

Critical race theory is spreading rapidly through the federal government.

Last week, a whistleblower sent me a trove of documents about a divisive "diversity training" at the Treasury Department. What I discovered is deeply disturbing—and an affront to equality.

Buckle up.

i dont wear seatbelts 😎

The training is called "Difficult Conversations about Race" and calls on white employees at Treasury, Federal Reserve, FDIC, CFPB, and NCUA to pledge "allyship amid the George Floyd Tragedy."

To begin, the trainers set the ground rules: they claim that "virtually all White people contribute to racism" and insist that white employees must "struggle to own their racism" and accept their "unconscious bias, White privilege, and White fragility."

mayocide when?

I bet you don’t wear a mask either. Do better, chud

if i take off the mask, will you die?

4u

U U

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Gaslighting.

It's gaslighting for people like Chris Rufo to throw an embarrassing tantrum about simple, fact based programs like this as if it's some insidious plot that will be the end of the world.

lmao, both leftoids and rightoids seething at eachother about this. based and good-for-dramacoin pilled

And they go and vote on these wedge issues. Neolibs and neocons couldn’t be happier

As if HR seminars have ever looked at a single academic document about race theory lmao

This "White Fragility" crap is it's own genre, it is the neoliberal corporate response to racism where they try to look like they're doing something about it

This is what happens when you have a government based on "democratic principles" instead of bussy

Imagine being so white you need someone named Howard to intervene 😂🤣

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Schlorp schlorp

"Federally funded gaslighting."

Spot on.

In 2011 alone, Howard Ross billed the General Services Administration $3 million for diversity training and billed NASA $500,000 for "power and privilege sexual orientation workshops."

King shit

The gov employees I work with had to go to a diversity meeting last week. I wonder if this was it. I should ask.

Thank god us contractor bois don't deal with this shit. (yet)

Whatever you do, don’t look up the creator of this 5million dollar anti-white programs religion! Worst mistake of my life!