lol America fuckin rules.

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They just keep taking the bait

Nah daddy is this meme made flesh.

This is why I can't wait for Biden, all the high school kids have been raised being told they just don't have the right politician in power.

Nothing is better at selling an idea than being even more underwhelming at governing than Literally Hitler (2.0).

I don't think anyone, idealistic highschool kids included, think ol Joe is bringing some sort of revolution

The opposite of Doomsday president doesn't have to be 'revolution' president (whatever that means). It just has to be utterly disappointing.

The executive branch never really had any real power to make the change people want. Beyond sending more drones to Africastan and spying on people. It's always symbolic nonsense the media pushes as more relevant than it is.

Cope v.2020. People want boring. Four years was more than long enough for the r-slurred clownshit.

i remember the massive cope that happened when obama supported defense of marriage act.

bait

The real cope is always in the comments 😏😏😏

This statement woke make any sense in ~5 years

It gets even better.

Im honestly kind of impressed with this. Dont know why but I am.

If the illustration were accurate, the blue truck would be safe, quiet, and fuel-efficient while the red truck would have holes in the exhaust, oil leaks, bald tires, cheap brakes that fail often, and no seat belts or air bags

Why do L*ftoids cope so hard?

How come every time I tap on a vocal rightoids profile they’re a g*mer?

G*mers and rightoids share the common ground of hating women and miniorities

shouldn't you be in r/gcj

The autistic line of thinking on that sub is too strong even for me.

I prefer /r/banvideogames

You are wh*te

They're all gamers, just rightoids are in a lot of games and leftoids only play stardew valley and world of warcraft.

Implying leftoids can grow crops

there’s a reason their not playing harvest moon or rune factory

How come every time I tap on a vocal leftoids profile they're a Chapo?

It's actually a good point. Regulations resulted in the increased safety of vehicles. Without regulations, auto companies would spend drastically less on safety, since it has very little direct payback to the company, especially in a competitive environment.

Yeah all of those automobile regulations being taken away have really been a burden on society.

Here is an excellent example of the rightoid inability to take a long view.

I was being sarcastic genius

Regulations simply exist to offset negative externalities inherent in certain economic transactions. Only a straight r-slur would argue that all regulations are somehow "evil". You should go take a look at the air in Delhi if you want to see what happens when corporations can do whatever the fk they want.

Lmao found the Econ major. You follow your little “regulations” and I’ll go ahead and die like a man at 26 from an overzealous intake of trans fats 😎

Is your GED framed or did you leave it in a storage unit you never paid for?

The modern Mustang, in the true spirit of the original, is a deathtrap.

Why? Because they aren't trying to sell it in Europe, so they don't have to care about EU standards.

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The technological gap right now between the top US sportscars and the 911 is larger than it has ever been.

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Ralph Nader was labelled a homosexual for campaigning for seat belts.

But that is the truth

OK? So if the guy is gay then it's OK to die of car crashes?

What's wrong with being a Homo?

Back in the 60s, that was a career destroying accusation.

Wow, the 60s were super gay😏

Cars being safe is great and all but boy do I miss 90s cars. Best weight to technology ratio! You can actually buy a car with no options and small trucks were actually small!

The fuel economy was fine, they were reliable enough...it was like we peaked.

They need to.

I'm blown away with how every day gets more retarded than the last. Like, every moment I think things have hit full retard, it's revealed that no there was actually more retarded stuff waiting this whole time. What an amazing time to be alive.

I don't want biden to win, more of this shitshow please. None of it affects me either way

European irl

Some of us Burgers got out already and get to watch from afar as the dumpster fire burns.

Exit to China, Return to XonkI

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I feel like Biden’s brain turning to goo while the leftoids who campaigned for him desperately try and justify the increasingly broken statements and policy which come from the mush will be just as fun.

It'll be definitely hilarious but no way the guy makes it to 6 months before his brain turns into mush and he goes away.

The Biden campaign is essentially Weekend at Bernie’s but politically, it’s going to be great

Implying that Trump isn't full Alzheimer's.

At least Biden can surround himself with competent people who aren't sycophants, so his administration isn't Mr. Magoo fucking up the country 24/7.

Cope

You're going to lose horribly in November. What do you do when Trupism is over?

Literally the same thing I do every day because I’m not a fucking American

So a continuation of Trump but less orange.

Yes, but Trump winning will have people kneeling and wailing. That's great for drama coin.

I'm gonna give you the full load today.

Hes essentially how southpark represented Hillary last election.

The meltdown if Trump wins in November will be glorious for dramatards,

I feel like Biden’s brain turning to goo while the leftoids who campaigned for him desperately try and justify the increasingly broken statements and policy which come from the mush will be just as fun.

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As a daddy admirer, I see this as "The trump administration is removing all the shackles/weight put on the working class by the previous administration"

Yes we know you’re stupid.

🤗 I try

I thought we had reached the peak when he was shilling for beans but he always surprises me

Welcome to clown town. We do politics with red truck.

Census Cowboy, Cuomo's Corona Mountain, now Trump's Truck Beds... what a summer!

We paid for this stunt? Glad to know we don't need money for any more important stuff.

I dunno, I think playing with trucks using tax payer money is a real power move from Daddy Donald.

I’d rather pay for this than to give some leftoid cancer treatment

Quick question, I thought that the people in r/drama were just the good old anti sjw bunch, which is fine, but now I'm confused, do you guys actually seriously are pro trump? Or is this still satire?

Whether or not we support Trump depends on the political views of the lolcow in the room.

And what daddy did that day

Caring too much about politics is for degenerates. We simply laugh at them 🤷‍♂️

I'm moving to America solely to vote for World Wrestling Hall of Famer Donald J Trump.

There’s a couple of hardcore rightoids that do not realize they are lolcows.

But in general people cheer for the Cheeto ironically because orange man bad for contrarianism

He probably just wanted to see a crane with his name on it lift stuff and then figured out a way to justify it, and honestly i respect that

Hope he does monster trucks next. Maybe just plow through some blue cars, and he needs to be driving.

Who's been calling this number at 3am eastern standard time? Send dick pics instead

They should have had a muddy sled pull to really sell the message.

What the fuck?

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America is so fucking reta*ded, haha!

You’d only wish your country was this cool bucko 😎

I live here, though.

Wait, I need more labels. What are the trucks supposed to represent? What about the crowd?

First rule of campaigning:

Know your constituency.

Dude what a bizarre but also incredibly artistic photo. I literally am at a loss at how to interpret the levels to this shit. All the people are dressed the same, all sitting at "socially-dinstanced" levels, cranes carrying trucks, with the industrial might of this machine labeled... What the fuck??