Kanye West is so terrible at singing I'm surprised Paul McCartney didn't try to marry him so they could tour the world as a band called Wings.

1  2020-07-17 by PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS

Songwriter: yes Producer: yes Musician: lol, no

22 comments

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Wings had some bangers. Get out of here. Band on the Run is incredible.

Well, unlike Kanye, McCartney is actually a talented musician so, of course.

Do you have 21 Grammies and a billion dollars?

Wow, you'd think with all those grammies and billions he'd take a singing lesson before getting on stage with McCartney and Rhianna. That shit was painful.

No, r-slur, I asked you a question. Do you or do you not have 21 Grammies and a billion dollars?

Is Kanye paying you to ask me this question or are you doing it for free?

The man asked you a question. Why aren't you answering him?

I just want to know if Kanye is paying him to ask that question or if he's doing for the amount I payed for kanyes discography in flac format? Aren't you curious about that?

Not as curious as I am as to whether you have 21 grammies and a billion dollars.

I'm legally obligated not to answer that question. How much further beyond 'credit risk' do your own accomplishments extend?

Are you really asking me if I have 21 grammies and a billion dollars without even having the basic common decency to first confirm whether or not you yourself have 21 grammies and a billion dollars?

Fine, if this is what it takes for you to do the right thing and answer the question, I will go first;

Yes, I actually do have 21 grammies and a billion dollars.

I bet you feel pretty embarrassed right now, you punk.

All the money and grammies in the world won't fix your terrible ass singing Kanye.

You do realize that those awards are advertisements for artists right? Nothing more than a promotional item pushed by the music industry.

That would be like bragging about a jann*e award for cleaning up the most mean comments. Literally worthless metric.

cope

Kanye makes diet hip hop for mayo hipsters with poor taste in music. He should have given all of his Grammys to Prince and Prince should have given Kanye all of his fentanyl.

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t. Ray-Jay

I stan Young Thug. You may be not be able to understand him but god damn his voice and flow are good.

Cool, I gotta check him out. I just watched this freestyle rapper Harry Mack. It's almost like a magic trick the shit he pulls out of thin air. Really fucking entertaining.

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