Day 1 DLC to unlock the 'canoe' action on dead civilians. Tomahawks will be purchasable as a cosmetic, of course.
...No really I unironically want this. Can you fucking imagine how the average burger would react to an accurate game portrayal of what's going on in the Middle East? Like the shit with SEAL Team 6?
Please I wanna do all the shady shit the CIA and the US gov does, what the point if I cant? also they can say "this what the CIA does bro" is a message, idk, I wanna do all the super illegal shit CIA does in the game.
Imagine if they did this thing where they unknowingly connect your controls to an actual drone joystick and then later send you an email with your kill count and a liveleak link. Imagine the drama and how many Ender’s Game fans (all 10 of them) will seethe
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22 bigfartguy 2020-07-18
why has everyone turned into giant pussies in the last 10 years?
18 HarryD52 2020-07-18
Millennials discovered politics.
4 CCAlkie 2020-07-18
I'm unironically happy that Zoomers are taking them back.
16 whenweriiide 2020-07-18
Lol zoomers are indistinguishable from millennials besides fortnite dances and their usage of different social media apps
8 KetchupStewedFries 2020-07-18
Zoomers are 2-4X as
racistbased.3 megafaggotron1986 2020-07-18
zoomers are on the other side of the horse boot
11 Upper_Finish 2020-07-18
These are probably the same soy gluttons who got mad at the gamers disliking Battlefield V turning World War II into Fortnite.
"Historical accuracy ONLY for things I care about."
1 SnapshillBot 2020-07-18
Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.
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1 CosmoSucks 2020-07-18
Can't wait to play the mission where you get to pilot a JSOC Reaper and rain hellfire missiles on weddings across Yemen.
9 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-07-18
Unironically yes
4 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-18
Day 1 DLC to unlock the 'canoe' action on dead civilians. Tomahawks will be purchasable as a cosmetic, of course.
...No really I unironically want this. Can you fucking imagine how the average burger would react to an accurate game portrayal of what's going on in the Middle East? Like the shit with SEAL Team 6?
3 tHeSiD 2020-07-18
Please I wanna do all the shady shit the CIA and the US gov does, what the point if I cant? also they can say "this what the CIA does bro" is a message, idk, I wanna do all the super illegal shit CIA does in the game.
1 Suns0ut 2020-07-18
If there's no mission where I can brutallly torture a iraqi for being in the wrong place at the wrong time I'm not interested tbh
1 SPQAC 2020-07-18
Imagine if they did this thing where they unknowingly connect your controls to an actual drone joystick and then later send you an email with your kill count and a liveleak link. Imagine the drama and how many Ender’s Game fans (all 10 of them) will seethe
3 waffen_waffle 2020-07-18
Pretty sure I saw a movie like that once
5 JoeDaTomato 2020-07-18
It was part of the plot of an episode of the Simpsons (S27E8)
3 fat_cox 2020-07-18
After reading J. D. Salinger, I get physically ill consuming media with precocious children.
1 Things_Remote 2020-07-18
Are these the same people who said historical accuracy didn’t matter in games when it came to the bionicle mayo foid? 🤔