25 2020-07-18 by GoodFaithGregory
11 watermark1917 2020-07-18
Cringe, dorks
11 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist 2020-07-18
volcel if u wouldnt
edit: I got banned for calling marco rubio a sp!c in the thread about him confusing john lewis and elijah cummings
3 HodorLePortePorte 2020-07-18
I would with every single person in that video because I'm an American!
3 bumshecksagogo 2020-07-18
Ain't nothing more American than dirty cowboy group sex.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-18
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10 GeminiRocket 2020-07-18
Fucking catchy. Southern basic gfs = best
17 ImHereForTheBussy 2020-07-18
>mayo gussy
6 artemis_m_oswald 2020-07-18
I understand the simping for southern girls, but don't pretend like thid song was actually any good lol
6 smishsmash44 2020-07-18
Imagine fucking dog sloppy seconds lol
4 -Acceptable-Risk- 2020-07-18
💅🏻 you better not be calling me basic
2 tereria85 2020-07-18
I lovw to have a southern gf, but those types of women are probably racist so im sol, such is life.
6 tejanx 2020-07-18
“特朗普先生……你” 看着突然进入房间的不速之客奥巴马,川建国一时慌了神,慌乱地收拾了一番桌上的文件,草草的把胸口的微型摄像机塞进了领带里。 “哦,没事,文件,太,乱……了收拾……一下。” “这些事,应该由秘书来做的吧,再说,在我们白宫,可没有这种不称职的员工。” “无伤大雅,我,自己,收拾就行……” 川建国第一次感觉道了紧张与恐惧,言语也不紧支支吾吾,手心出汗,这就是美国的前任总统吗,果然是经验老练,十分难对付的家伙…… 奥巴马一步一步上前,“这些文件……好像并不是能随便拿出来的种类吧。”奥巴马翻阅着那些机要文件这样说到。 川建国感觉到形势紧迫,眼看身份就要暴露,他不自觉的摸了摸怀中那把接头员给他用来解决危急情况的微型手枪,形势已经危在旦夕。 “哦,新任总统真是勤恳啊,这么晚还在处理机要文件,为了不认别人担心,还要隐瞒自己的劳累,真是一位好总统啊……”川建国没有想到奥巴马会这么说。十分吃惊。 “那是当然的,i will make America better again!”川建国强挤出了笑容。 奥巴马也会意的笑了,拍了拍特朗普的肩膀 “好好干。” 奥巴马离开了房间,走了很远,从怀里小心翼翼的拿出了一个自己的微型摄像机。 “刚才真是千钧一发,辛好没被那个狡猾的美国佬发觉,亲爱的祖国啊,我虽然老了,但我依然能为你做贡献了啊!” 奥观海在路灯灯光下,看着手中的小东西自言自语地喃喃道。
I have no idea what this means but it looks like a good pasta
1 QuadNarca 2020-07-18
I don't know why but I like the song, it's so cute.
25 comments
11 watermark1917 2020-07-18
Cringe, dorks
11 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist 2020-07-18
volcel if u wouldnt
edit: I got banned for calling marco rubio a sp!c in the thread about him confusing john lewis and elijah cummings
3 HodorLePortePorte 2020-07-18
I would with every single person in that video because I'm an American!
3 bumshecksagogo 2020-07-18
Ain't nothing more American than dirty cowboy group sex.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-18
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10 GeminiRocket 2020-07-18
Fucking catchy. Southern basic gfs = best
17 ImHereForTheBussy 2020-07-18
>mayo gussy
🤢
6 artemis_m_oswald 2020-07-18
I understand the simping for southern girls, but don't pretend like thid song was actually any good lol
6 smishsmash44 2020-07-18
Imagine fucking dog sloppy seconds lol
4 -Acceptable-Risk- 2020-07-18
💅🏻 you better not be calling me basic
2 tereria85 2020-07-18
I lovw to have a southern gf, but those types of women are probably racist so im sol, such is life.
6 tejanx 2020-07-18
I have no idea what this means but it looks like a good pasta
1 QuadNarca 2020-07-18
I don't know why but I like the song, it's so cute.