Rightoid doggo meme gets academic left twitter coping

185  2020-07-19 by SnapagatorReborn

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I'm an actual Marxist professor, & I love my conservative students. They're usually respectful, relatively open-minded, do their work well, & often argue well. They're just young, & when exposed to new ideas, evidence, and arguments, they inevitably grow. It's called education. https://twitter.com/erlohman/status/1284654515061432327

Pretty sure this professor is banging conservative twinks.

when exposed to new ideas, evidence, and arguments, they inevitably grow

Sorry bud, that's called "Writing to the Teacher" and they know if they just repeat your dumbass ideology back to you, you'll give them easy A's and they can get the fuck back to STEM.

Had a English teacher in highschool that had a doctorate in feminist literature. All the guys in the class knew how to play up the answers to get her to give us easy marks. It's really not hard especially as they frame the questions a certain way that makes it pretty obvious what they want.

This.

I had a friend in college mention Trump in an essay about tech, wasn't even political at all. Could have been seen as "trump bad". He only added it to make the essay seen more current.

Teacher gave him a 100% and applauded him in class. His writing was total dogshit, like barely highschool freshman. I know because I rewrote 3 pages of it for a group project lol

It's a subtle way to shit on young turbo liberals students. Way easier to grow conservative then becoming slightly more liberal because of the sum of your experiences than the former.

Conservative - > liberal = happiness, self fulfillment, job, pride

Turbo Leftist/lib - > conservatism = bitterness, reactionary, angriness, alcoholism, reddit, death

if you flip the last 2 it gets progressively worse

I was a libertarian fan of Milton Friedman and Ayn Rand when I was a teenager, a decade later I'm a bitter Maoist and internet troll. I don't know how I wound up like this, I feel sad.

  1. Too much self-loathing in your troll posts.

  2. Be the cancer that you wish to see in the world.

  3. Go outside.

Why Maoism may i ask ? You can copy paste one of your old post. My mom born in 45 is still a maoiste to this day. But she's a anti-authoritarian boomer and an old lady so it seems odd. Are you Asian? 💅

I dunno man I just started reading about Chinese history one day and started larping from there

Communism wasn't even big at the time and I'm kind of shocked there are so many tankies around now

I'm not even Asian but I'm a weeb even though I'm anti-Japanese because of my sinophilia and larping

I'm guessing ur mom was some kind of hippie? Mao was big back then. Like you know the cultural revolution? That was basically Mao taking China's hippie generation and giving them total control over the country in order to wage a civil war and wrest back power from the right wing of the Chinese Communist Party. Then once he was done he deported all the Red Guard bands to the country to be peasants for life so they couldn't fuck up anything anymore.

Anyway American hippies of course thought this was the most baste thing ever and they didn't hear about the second part because Mao didn't want them to know

Mao was a very weird mix of anarchy and authoritarianism, like he used anarchy and mob violence in pursuit of his authoritarianism. He also was not a huge fan of centralization unlike the Soviets. This weird element of anarchy and decentralization is a big reason imo that Chinese Communism ultimately turned out to be so much longer lasting and adaptable the Soviet Communism, Soviet Communism was brittle and it broke, Chinese Communism naturally adapted to the times and survived. It can be less extreme and moderate, it can also be subject to being more extreme.

It's really fascinating, Mao honestly was one of the most interesting human beings to ever live. I hate seeing him compared to Hitler or Stalin, Hitler was a fucking doofus, Stalin was a paranoid egomaniac. Mao was a fucking poet, a genius, a psychopath. Only thing they have in common is they killed a lot of people.

So is it all just larping? wtf do you actually believe then?

That's a good question

Last time I called you "china guy" everyone got mad and insisted my IQ wasn't high enough to understand the subtle humor of watemark. But I see you China guy.

We all need our versions of escapism. And some people larp too long or deep. I used to come in here and pretend to be a liberal hating, islamophobic closet muslim but eventually it came true.

So is it all just larping? wtf do you actually believe then?

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So about how many liters of paint would you say you consume on a daily basis? Two? Three?

Do you count the paint chips by volume or by weight?

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Just below there is reply saying they did a 180 because of his class 🤔

It's called education.

"It's called being a decent human being!"

He looks EXACTLY how a soyboy looks.

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bruh you know "commies" were systematically run out of academia in the US, right? you're talking about liberals, like damn, get a grip

Lmao nope

to these people, the problem with the red scare and mccarthyism isnt that it happened its that it didnt do enough

YEP and I'm waiting for the next hero to carry Joe's torch

He's right though, american commies are just libs with down syndrome

Lmao nope

The people being paid to writing essays about fat/crossdresser oppression- which is to say, at least 75% of burger academia - are not exactly following in the footsteps of the Soviet Union.

Well it's like how pugs and pomeranians used to be wolves.

But imagine if education did actually follow in the footsteps of the USSR:

Holomodora the Explorer

Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains! Unless that's your kink! In which case, that is valid in this space!

Because of Lenin's stance on sex workers and Stalin's stance on LGBT rights, I'm a commie now 😎

McCarthy didn't have anything to do with any blacklist. He was hunting spies, not hippies.

Exactly. Didn't go far enough.

YEP and I'm waiting for the next hero to carry Joe's torch

The only thing McCarthy did wrong was getting cucked by his own senatorial schizoposting.

Is it really schizo posting if it turns out to be true?

No, but of course, only time proved him correct. At the time our precious Uncle Joseph was called a madman.

I love that, meanwhile there is someone in the replies who calls themselves a marxist professor. Yeah, commies aren't around at all, no way!

Truly mind-boggling.

Riot - > A protest the authorities do not wish to happen

Protest - > A riot the authorities wish to happen

Pretty sure most of the people affiliated with American domestic soviet backed terrorist organizations like The "Weathered Underground" or the "Symbionese Liberation Army" not only got away with a slap on the wrist, but also went to work in higher education.

Far right terrorists die in federal prison, far left terrorists get tenure.

Long march through the institutions.

How can one be even offended by boomer memes?

Leave the heckin' cute puppers out of your regressive KKKonservative propaganda please 😤

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Rightoid parents just buttmad when their poor indoctrination attempts get outplayed by leftoid indoctrination attempts

It's like they assume their kids are incapable of critical thinking. I didn't magically turn into a Marxist just because three professors I had were Marxists and slightly biased

Did you become a Marxist because mommy couldn’t put down her sleepy juice while you were in her tummy?

"slightly"

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I'm sorry the speech of certain academics offends you, rightists. Does this make you feel unsafe? Like it's an unwelcoming environment? That is very sad. You should not have to read things you disagree with ideologically. Even if you specifically take a class in the subject. Actually classes in the subject should be banned and all classes should be required to rigidly adhere to right wing nationalist ideology. That is free speech on campus.

I just wanted to check out Huck Finn from the school library.