One look at r/witchesvspatriarchy at least alleviates any worry that this will last longer than a generation. It's the one true fem-cel sub if I've ever seen one
Ya, she went off on me and started commenting on every post Ive ever made and stalking me in other conversations trying to *warn* them. The whole time Im just laughing my ass off at the seethe. I played it pretty well by not pushing, just standing my ground because I could sense she was breaking.
Dude I posted about it on here as it was ongoing but I didnt know you could go back and delete all your comment history. I was planning on making a thread, dying for it. Im sorry I failed.
This has to be satire, like a /v/ thread where everyone pretends that a certain game exists? Like we are just not in on the joke?
well, for witches, the moon is integral to our work. most notably, it fuels spells and provides power. obviously you shouldnt ???? disrespect the moon??
The inquisition was targeted at Christians who were suspected of not truly believing, not witches, or jews. It wasn't illegal to not be Christian, but you missed out on certain privileges if you weren't. This lead Torquemada to believe the church was full of fake-Christians. Being a former jew himself, it makes me wonder if the friar was projecting.
Yeah, it really is, the meme is for an Ed, Edd & Eddy MMORPG, the threads used to be more common a few years ago, but every now and then I see one pop up. They share tier lists, patch notes, complain about OP characters, etc.
Very few people actually get tricked, but some angry individuals feel the need to let everyone know that it isn't funny and that it's unoriginal.
Maybe it’s the same chemical that are turning the friggin frogs gay(hermaphrod*tic)? Everyone just LOVES to make fun of daddy Jones for generally being wrong about everything, but seriously, have we as a country ever seen this level of absolute r-slurdation, in even the slightest, in the past 100 years? I’d honestly go back to a time where I had to either pan gold or rob ‘banks’ to survive, as opposed to whatever capeshit lunacy we’re living through now.
We have big pharma pushing artifical hormones on people that don't need them, but are convinced they need them to cure their pornography induced 'dysphoria.'
More people are staying indoors, too many people live too far away from trees. Nobody is getting enough sun or exercise.
They spend all day watching streaming programs and scrolling newsfeeds that are managed by companies that carefully curate them to put a reader in a certain emotional state for topical reasons or to induce anxiety so the next targeted ad you get will make you more inclined to by something.
And we're here to laugh at other peoples fallouts.
Big Sugar is responsible for giving lead a bad name. Romans developed the first sugar-free, lead-based sweetener, which threatened to drive them out of business.
My theory is that once a wine aunt reaches the age of 35 and realizes she’s childless and alone, she decides to join a Harry Potter-based support group to rationalize her own schizo character flaws.
There are reports of people having a marked decrease in cognitive function.
We just don’t know if it’s due to becoming stir crazy in quarantine or the virus fucking with internal organs in a way we aren’t paying attention to atm.
the moon will cease to exist in 24 hours . HOWEVER! through bussy power and discussing scripture with your local imam ARR DRAMA will be able to stop these haram wxite fxids!!!
I get believing in spirituality and other pagan(or monotheistic) divine shit because you're an untermensch who can't deal with pointlessness of existence, but how do you get so deluded in life that you believe that your spells have real and immediate impact?
Do these people not have any sane person in their life that tells them they're acting like a retard? or a parent to hit them while they were still young?
Do these people not have any sane person in their life that tells them they're acting like a retard?
Any person that does is deemed negative and a bigot by them, so they cut them from their lives and/or are terminally online and feel like their online friends are realer than the sane irl people who shit talk them.
Their parents probably told them that praying would solve all their problems. Not much of a leap to get from there to witchcraft.
Yes, other Neo-Pagan larpers such as Ásatrucels tend to whine about how the majority of their members only pay attention to Odin and Thor instead of other Gods, as this is a carry over from the Father and Son theme of (((Christianity))) that they grew up used with, modern folx still aren't comfortable being polytheistcels, so just replace (((YHWH))) with Odin or other name and call it a different religion.
Even if they become Atheists or larpers later on, the religion that people grow up with shapes the views of their other religions they later convert to, Rightoid Evangelicucks converting to Catholicism/Eastern Orthodoxy and shitting on everything the way they want with their Protestant mindset is another example of this.
Big true, just talk to protestantcels that convert to "traditional" eastern orthodoxy about russian folk rituals and the beliefs of the average russian peasant and watch them cope and seethe because they thought orthodoxy was like protestantism without the evil liberal people instead of an ancient syncretic faith that involved old russian pagan folk beliefs.
Trad Orthodox/Tradcath Zoomers, Pagan Larpers, and Leftoid Witches are not interested in religion to start with, they want something that gives them meaning in life, supports their politicope, and prohibits them from committing suicide in their difficult teenage brain phase.
Praying is based on confirmation bias. You pray for something, it or something close to it happens, your answer from God was obviously a yes. If nothing happens, it was a no.
Spells would have immediate impact if they were real. I could preform a ritual right here in my living room and see that nothing happened beyond making a mess. You have to be a schizo to believe in this shit.
WHAT’S A HEX? a hex is essentially spellwork that is a collection of negative energy and is directed to someone, something, or a group of someones/somethings. these are intended to have negative effects and cause HARM to them and their lives.
Literally the same thing. They say the magic words and then wait for something vaguely bad to happen to their “victim.” Or in this case they say the magic words at a giant rock to provoke some reaction from the giant rock god.
Imagine every time you turned on your tv or laptop or phone everyone is always telling how good you are and how all your desires are valid and nothing should ever get in the way of your goals and wants and anyone who ever contradicts you is evil and motivated only by malice.
Imagine that happens for 20 years.
Congratulations you now understand white women in America.
I know people who believe in "magic", "curses", etc. They have no power in their lives and think that something that gives them a (fake) power is real because they want it to be. The fact that it never works doesn't phase them for some reason.
How the hell can you be raised in America where you're taught science in school and believe in this shit?
Christianity has the advantage of being entirely faith based. If nothing happens you can write it off easily as God telling you "no". But magic? You'd think they could see that grinding up cat guts and thyme or some shit ain't gonna make your ex grow warts, or darken the sky.
Now I'm wondering what happens if an animagus gets pregnant as an animal, and turns back into a human, or vice versa. This is the pointless shit I wish Rowling would clarify.
I am amused that these people have already developed a hierarchy whereby "baby witches" aka newbies aren't allowed to participate in the real cool shit until they have basically put time in walking the beat doing menial shit.
These ridiculous fucks have managed to recreate social ranking systems of oppression that they were trying to escape by being witches. Almost like this shit is innate in humans. Guess Daddy Lobster was right.
"As part of the infamous “swimming test,” accused witches were dragged to the nearest body of water, stripped to their undergarments, bound and then tossed in to to see if they would sink or float. Since witches were believed to have spurned the sacrament of baptism, it was thought that the water would reject their body and prevent them from submerging. According to this logic, an innocent person would sink like a stone, but a witch would simply bob on the surface. The victim potential witch typically had a rope tied around their waist so they could be pulled from the water if they sank, but it wasn’t unusual for accidental drowning deaths to occur."
Honestly if magic were real it'd fucking suck. Imagine calling some kid a r*tard online and then suddenly your dick grows warts cuz he ground up basil and cat shit and said "eat my ass" in old gaelic or some shit
Have you noticed that some of our so-called "sciences" (like sociology or economics) lack the scientific traits of replicability or predictability? Like, basically they're just made-up bullshit that serves no other purpose than allowing useless societal elites to justify their high salaries. This is not new: plenty of previous cultures believed in made-up bullshit "sciences" (such as astrology, phrenology, or alchemy) and even used those imaginary sciences to set public policy, much as we do today with economics and sociology. So in some ways, its unsurprising to see superstition reassert itself. When science itself has devolved into nothing more than made-up nonsense, why not just create your own made-up nonsense to compete with it? After all, any randomly generated idea is equally as useless as economics or sociology, but with the advantage that you don't have to subsidize a parasitic upper class pretending to be smarter than you. That explains why these alternative "fringe" narratives are starting to become more popular - because they offer a superior product than the delusional narrative that our globalist elite are peddling.
In fact, I suspect that if you created a brand new religion (or resurrected an old one) and snuck some real science in there, like game theory or memetics, it could replicate really fast, because now you're offering a far superior product to a thirsty marketplace that is oversaturated with shitty knock-offs. While morons place their faith in these shitty "scientism" religions that pretend to be sciences, you can outcompete them by creating a useful science that pretends to be a religion. 🤣
Don’t tell me what to do just because I’m a new witch. I’m not a “baby” I’m more powerful than you’ll ever be because of my strong bloodline( like Rey skywalker) If I want to hex the moon, I’m going to hex the moon!
Why can't these people ever do cool occult shit instead of basic bitch wicca "read another book" witchery. When I think of witches I think of horny women getting fucked by big-dicked horned devils on crossroads while they moan ecstatic verses to Satan or people torturing virgins to death to the sound of drums in a dark grove in the middle of the night. Western witchfuckery is so fucking lame when compared to the shit "real" sorcerers probably got up to back in the day, sacrificing so many bulls that the streets ran red with blood and rites like that. If wiccans would stop whining about men disrespecting astrology and instead turn into societies of pretty young women who have group orgies wearing flower garlands in the moonlight literally every dude on earth woudl join them asap.
You mean to tell me you can piss mayo womxn off simply by waving an incense stick, burning goat's milk or whatever and dancing around wildly at midnight?
How the fuck does she go from posting inane bullshit about moon magic and fairies being totally real, to demanding donations for BLM affiliates, then right back to the moon bullshit without missing a beat?
well, technically the fae are celtic-specific, so it’s more accuate to say fair folk, but essentially, they are non-human creatures that fairies are based on.
what the fuck convinces an adult that this is an okay way to speak?
I saw this on tik tok and everyone who kept talking about it looked the same. Also theres like 24/7 drama with witches "hexing" other peoplr and everytime i see a post thats hexing someone the comments are like "your intent is so powerful" and i think its just the dramatic music that makes them feel it
You guys are all fucking incel-slurs for mocking witches. Who do you think gets freakier, Christian chicks, or witches when you pretend their beliefs are valid and totally not crazy? Seriously, find a local drum circle (when the hoax Chinavirus is gone, dont want to get doxxed by libcel shills) and go to a full moon party. Then when you pull a chick just absolutely ravage her but make sure you mention how your lupinus (means wolf-like, you handytards) features are exacerbated by her powerful connection to the moon spirit. You may have to drink some of her blood but youre not going to wear a condom anyway so who gives a shit?
I kinda wish I were joking but this hippy line is 100% legit. Also helps if you learn what planets will be rising that night. It doesnt even matter if you know what theyre supposed to mean, they wont outright contradict you. You can make up any bullshit and they say But I heard X and you tell them that you follow a different book/style/masculine vs feminine energy etc. I have used the line twice at full moon parties when I lived on a dirty hippy island and it worked both times. One of them got me to drink her blood but like... doesntmatterhadsex. And the next day my mates thought Id fought a fucking possum.
Speaking from experience, Christian chicks, because they're sexually repressed and once they get boned they're like a goddamn crack addict who can't live without it. They will do ridiculous shit other chicks won't do. "Witches" are just your standard Basic Becky with a Tim Burton Fan Club firmware update. Despite acting like they're all deep, mysterious, and down for anything crazy they are just like any other American woman. She believes her vagina is made of platinum and she's doing you a huge favor just allowing you to be in the same room with her. At least the Christian chick spent her formative years being told her gender is inferior and she's nothing without a man and knows her place.
Everyone in-the-know knows that the order of mages and magistrates, in all their male wisdom, hex-proofed the moon in the early 60s to prepare for the Apollo mission. It's all in the documents, people.
Bruh Zeus is up there giving her career advice. I’m sure the God of all Gods has nothing better to do than to help her decide if she’s a furry artist or pot store clerk or whatever the fuck she does.
I would like to add as a witch who's currently working with Zeus that He is MAD. Artemis and Apollo are his children and by doing those hexes they showed enormous disrespect not only towards them but also towards the King. His anger feels colder, tho, and he ain't chatty rn.
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Freedom of worship was a mistake. We didn’t anticipate wh*te people
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Basically, on TikTok there is a sub culture of Zoomers who pretend to be witches. Understandable given corona and all making us bored. Well the Zoomers decided to “hex the moon” for the hell of it.
Now grown women of Twitter, pretending to be witches, are upset because the Zoomers have cursed the moon. Now they want us all to apologize to the moon, as well as the Greek Gods Apollo and Artemis, because we have “made them sad”.
If we don’t apologize and quell their newfound rage for humanity, they honestly think the Pandemic will get worse and more people will die.
I wonder if you were to just chime in on their twitter conversation and tell them all the greek gods are dead because Kratos murdered the fuck out of them.
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490 Darkageoflaw 2020-07-19
I'm convinced that something is causing mass brain damage. Worse than lead paint.
328 ironicshitpostr 2020-07-19
Social media is the 21st century asbestos
249 MikealaHunt 2020-07-19
One look at r/witchesvspatriarchy at least alleviates any worry that this will last longer than a generation. It's the one true fem-cel sub if I've ever seen one
54 [deleted] 2020-07-19
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31 Arigatatat 2020-07-19
These people are already prone to self destruction. The good news is that it only takes a small push.
22 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
Ya, she went off on me and started commenting on every post Ive ever made and stalking me in other conversations trying to *warn* them. The whole time Im just laughing my ass off at the seethe. I played it pretty well by not pushing, just standing my ground because I could sense she was breaking.
18 804-929-4988 2020-07-19
Lolcows in the wild are a rare thing these days, consider yourself lucky
3 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
Oh I did, I just hoped she was going to leave the trail and just delete her username but she deleted all her comments.
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18 ItsSugar 2020-07-19
You didn't make a post about this and now I'm really considering banning you 🤔
9 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
Dude I posted about it on here as it was ongoing but I didnt know you could go back and delete all your comment history. I was planning on making a thread, dying for it. Im sorry I failed.
3 Bummunism 2020-07-19
Take any thread URL and change reddit.com to removeddit.com. Like magic
2 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
But I didnt memorize her username, how would that work?
2 Bummunism 2020-07-19
If you can find one of your comments she responded to, do it on that one. Pushshift (removeddit) should have archived the username as well.
If you really wanted to make a post once you have the username, this tool is useful
1 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
I found her username but the tool only showed my profile where I called her out on her BS. Im going to post her insanity., will tag you.
2 Bummunism 2020-07-19
The UI of that tool might have been revamped to discourage doxxing in the last couple months, I forgot about that lol
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1 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
Looks like it, probably fair as she easily could have been easily doxxed. I asked the mods to lock the post and then will post it here.
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-07-19
FYI, change it yo ceddit instead if this happens
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26 OniTan 2020-07-19
Fight! Patriarchy wins.
14 jannitalia 2020-07-19
Flawless Victority
12 [deleted] 2020-07-19
We could put them all into a rocket and send it straight to the sun, just to make the problem go away faster.
3 SamManilla 2020-07-19
It would be comforting to believe that, but these types tend to marry, have kids named Kayla, and Hunter, and do religious 180s.
119 10z20Luka 2020-07-19
This has to be satire, like a /v/ thread where everyone pretends that a certain game exists? Like we are just not in on the joke?
This is not a real sentence she typed sincerely.
64 watermark1917 2020-07-19
And you guys made fun of the inquisition 🙄
Nah witches are cool let's just let em live and let live! 😘
Look what happened, look what you did 🤢🤮😤
30 NotOnTheSteel 2020-07-19
July 15, 1834 worst day of my LIFE
1 megafaggotron1986 2020-07-19
Fuckin boomer
5 bodaciousbagel 2020-07-19
Bring. 🙏 Them. 🙏 Back. 🙏
3 SamManilla 2020-07-19
The inquisition was targeted at Christians who were suspected of not truly believing, not witches, or jews. It wasn't illegal to not be Christian, but you missed out on certain privileges if you weren't. This lead Torquemada to believe the church was full of fake-Christians. Being a former jew himself, it makes me wonder if the friar was projecting.
40 OniTan 2020-07-19
It's a rock that reflects the light of the sun.
43 ExilesReturn 2020-07-19
Smh, the cold logic of a serial killer.
3 TedKaczynskiReborn 2020-07-19
thats funny as fuck lmao
3 10z20Luka 2020-07-19
Yeah, it really is, the meme is for an Ed, Edd & Eddy MMORPG, the threads used to be more common a few years ago, but every now and then I see one pop up. They share tier lists, patch notes, complain about OP characters, etc.
Very few people actually get tricked, but some angry individuals feel the need to let everyone know that it isn't funny and that it's unoriginal.
>not maining the son of a shepherd boy
117 [deleted] 2020-07-19
Twitter is just the place where mentally stunted white women inhabit.
64 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
Whats with all the redundancy?
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104 tenebrous_cloud 2020-07-19
No shit the moon is fucked
18 Chuck-Brown 2020-07-19
CHA-
70 thri54 2020-07-19
That’s what happens when you legalize marijuana smh my head 😤😤😤
93 SixShooterSound 2020-07-19
This is what happens when you let women speak without their husbands permission astagfurallah
-15 fat_fist_fister 2020-07-19
You’re retarded, even for arrdrama
71 godsrmay 2020-07-19
imagine going against the word of Allah on an Islamic subreddit lmao
35 fat_fist_fister 2020-07-19
Fuck lmao, I was trying to reply to watermark
32 godsrmay 2020-07-19
lol
48 a_few 2020-07-19
Maybe it’s the same chemical that are turning the friggin frogs gay(hermaphrod*tic)? Everyone just LOVES to make fun of daddy Jones for generally being wrong about everything, but seriously, have we as a country ever seen this level of absolute r-slurdation, in even the slightest, in the past 100 years? I’d honestly go back to a time where I had to either pan gold or rob ‘banks’ to survive, as opposed to whatever capeshit lunacy we’re living through now.
32 bigbottle8 2020-07-19
we are definitely being subjected to heavy chemical warfare fucking with peoples' hormones and brain function. and causing cancer
10 OniTan 2020-07-19
MK Ultra.
2 bigbottle8 2020-07-19
sort of. all part of the same greater agenda
1 jewdanksdad 2020-07-19
Mortal Kombat?? Wtf are you on?
8 Spysix 2020-07-19
We have chemicals in the water supply.
We have big pharma pushing artifical hormones on people that don't need them, but are convinced they need them to cure their pornography induced 'dysphoria.'
More people are staying indoors, too many people live too far away from trees. Nobody is getting enough sun or exercise.
They spend all day watching streaming programs and scrolling newsfeeds that are managed by companies that carefully curate them to put a reader in a certain emotional state for topical reasons or to induce anxiety so the next targeted ad you get will make you more inclined to by something.
And we're here to laugh at other peoples fallouts.
3 watermark1917 2020-07-19
It's fun tho 🥰
43 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-07-19
You think months of social isolation with no end in sight doesn't cause people to go insane?
120 loli_esports 2020-07-19
no retard, this shit was happening before that
18 Godsdj 2020-07-19
Witch stuff was happening before, a bunch'a covens even tried to place a curse on Drumpf. But hexing the moon? This is new to me! C:
-5 BoomersForYang2024 2020-07-19
No it wasn't double retard
39 godsrmay 2020-07-19
ok retard
20 BoomersForYang2024 2020-07-19
stfu triple retard
20 godsrmay 2020-07-19
retard cope
30 BoomersForYang2024 2020-07-19
at least I'm not a triple retard
18 godsrmay 2020-07-19
based
1 Stevesolderbrother 2020-07-19
r/okbuddyretard
41 SPQAC 2020-07-19
Don’t shit on lead. It built the western civilization by being ingested by Romans
32 MrRightIsWhite 2020-07-19
Big Sugar is responsible for giving lead a bad name. Romans developed the first sugar-free, lead-based sweetener, which threatened to drive them out of business.
25 watermark1917 2020-07-19
Wow this shit I made from lead tastes sweet 🤔
I'm going to put this in my wine and drink this, this is a good idea 👌😎👌
Hey why does my sister look so sexy all of a sudden 🤪
18 _Suprememe_ 2020-07-19
39 pandeyji_ka_ladka 2020-07-19
Someone hexed the earth!
1 Rocket_Lag 2020-07-19
HackHex the planet!33 bigbottle8 2020-07-19
Toxoplasmosis.
31 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-07-19
alternative theory: ppl were always this dumb but now they can post it in public for the world to see
17 OniTan 2020-07-19
Illiterate peasants would probably say some dumb shit.
3 heretobefriends 2020-07-19
Those dumb people can also reinforce and embiggen each others stupidity.
29 seve_rage 2020-07-19
My theory is that once a wine aunt reaches the age of 35 and realizes she’s childless and alone, she decides to join a Harry Potter-based support group to rationalize her own schizo character flaws.
25 Matthew94 2020-07-19
than
23 Chuck-Brown 2020-07-19
they've been doing this shit since the 80s at the very least, they just didn't have the internet so we could all see them do it
11 watermark1917 2020-07-19
What if we've always been like this and previously had enough shame to hide it 🤔
9 ironicshitpostr 2020-07-19
Institutionalization: leftists don’t want to do it, rightists don’t want to pay for it, but it’s the real solution to these ills
23 watermark1917 2020-07-19
I wonder if the Christcucks and Muzzies were right and we fucked up Gen z with all the gay stuff 🤔
Maybe God actually is a homophobe and he's punishing us 🙄
Oh well only way to find out is to get to the end 😉
10 ironicshitpostr 2020-07-19
G-d hates homosexuals, IV drug users and haemophiliacs its pretty fucking clear
22 Wewraw 2020-07-19
COVID.
There are reports of people having a marked decrease in cognitive function.
We just don’t know if it’s due to becoming stir crazy in quarantine or the virus fucking with internal organs in a way we aren’t paying attention to atm.
33 muhafuca 2020-07-19
stfu I wanna go to the beach.
33 Wewraw 2020-07-19
Won’t do any more harm to the average redditor so you’re good to go.
15 muhafuca 2020-07-19
thank you.
4 Wewraw 2020-07-19
You’re welcome, fucker.
11 muhafuca 2020-07-19
how did you know?
I really do fuck a lot.
are you a witch?
14 Wewraw 2020-07-19
No I’m a fairy.
🧚🏿♀️
15 watermark1917 2020-07-19
Brain damage is good cmv
7 ironicshitpostr 2020-07-19
Core demographic really
3 jubbergun 2020-07-19
12 87x 2020-07-19
I really don't understand. What is happening?!
38 questionablyrotten 2020-07-19
the moon will cease to exist in 24 hours . HOWEVER! through bussy power and discussing scripture with your local imam ARR DRAMA will be able to stop these haram wxite fxids!!!
1 idumpvitastuff 2020-07-19
we dont have scripture ...
3 questionablyrotten 2020-07-19
we have lawlz’s stickyposts
9 FagglePuss 2020-07-19
78k likes for that shit. Twitter is a brain parasite.
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1 REDDIT-IS-TRP 2020-07-19
people are unironically retarded on twitter
1 YTtears4fearsDSCoolC 2020-07-19
The internet!
403 Darwinthebeast 2020-07-19
Grown woman is mad at zoomers on tiktok for casting a spell on the moon.
202 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
$20 says this sentence has never been said before, and never will be said again
170 rw6u 2020-07-19
Grown woman is mad at zoomers on tiktok for casting a spell on the moon.
Pay up
106 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
Fuck
-2 TedKaczynskiReborn 2020-07-19
BASEDDDDD BASED BASED BADES D BAED BADBAS BRASESD
29 OniTan 2020-07-19
"After I cut my dick off, I'm gonna shove that hot fire poker up my ass."
-George Carlin
18 HeyItsYourBoyDaniel 2020-07-19
He had a way with words that George
1 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-07-19
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
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-2 Bummunism 2020-07-19
/r/newsentence
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96 tHeSiD 2020-07-19
dude, the sun is next!!!
49 muhafuca 2020-07-19
finally, fuck the sun.
24 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-07-19
Daylight sucks
13 VALIS666 2020-07-19
Ruins my buzz every time.
22 Godsdj 2020-07-19
THEY TAKE THE MOON
AND THEY TAKE THE SUN
THEY TAKE EVERYTHING THAT SEEMS LIKE FUN
7 PunkiiDonutz 2020-07-19
Stir it all up and when you're done, Allah Allah Allah end my cursed existence 🎵💣
9 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
Hope so, it's been blazing fucking hot this week for me
1 SPQAC 2020-07-19
slippery slope
57 Wewraw 2020-07-19
It’s okay the moon knows who’s responsible for all this and it’ll tell the fairies who to go after.
🌚👉🏿 🇨🇳
40 ClementineChime 2020-07-19
👏 All 👏 witches 👏 are 👏 valid 👏
39 stagnantmagic 2020-07-19
americans were a mistake
don't @ me
26 Godsdj 2020-07-19
Maybe so, but they took witchcraft with them from Europe.
38 stagnantmagic 2020-07-19
europeans were the original mistake that rapidly snowballed into the bigger mistake i.e. americans
don't you DARE @ me
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15 watermark1917 2020-07-19
Do Joos have witches?
I'm going to make jew wiccanism
13 SJCards 2020-07-19
No, Jews are successful and have lives. This is femcel shit.
1 Godsdj 2020-07-19
But now I WANT to @ you! xD
29 wow___justwow 2020-07-19
can we get tiktok banned immediately?
21 JeanPeuplu 2020-07-19
22 5T48J6ff 2020-07-19
1 BabblingDavidBrooks 2020-07-19
Doesn’t female mental development finish at 18?
2 jobudplease 2020-07-19
This "Jupiter" person is 19 according to their profile
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1 Phantom_Engineer 2020-07-19
Good, now there will be no more songs about the moon.
237 UnitaskerKitchenTool 2020-07-19
I get believing in spirituality and other pagan(or monotheistic) divine shit because you're an untermensch who can't deal with pointlessness of existence, but how do you get so deluded in life that you believe that your spells have real and immediate impact?
Do these people not have any sane person in their life that tells them they're acting like a retard? or a parent to hit them while they were still young?
141 IAmUtterlyFucked 2020-07-19
Any person that does is deemed negative and a bigot by them, so they cut them from their lives and/or are terminally online and feel like their online friends are realer than the sane irl people who shit talk them.
61 fentanyl_peyotl 2020-07-19
Their parents probably told them that praying would solve all their problems. Not much of a leap to get from there to witchcraft.
66 Copeshit 2020-07-19
Yes, other Neo-Pagan larpers such as Ásatrucels tend to whine about how the majority of their members only pay attention to Odin and Thor instead of other Gods, as this is a carry over from the Father and Son theme of (((Christianity))) that they grew up used with, modern folx still aren't comfortable being polytheistcels, so just replace (((YHWH))) with Odin or other name and call it a different religion.
Even if they become Atheists or larpers later on, the religion that people grow up with shapes the views of their other religions they later convert to, Rightoid Evangelicucks converting to Catholicism/Eastern Orthodoxy and shitting on everything the way they want with their Protestant mindset is another example of this.
מילים מילים מילים 😎
46 AuthDemGang 2020-07-19
Big true, just talk to protestantcels that convert to "traditional" eastern orthodoxy about russian folk rituals and the beliefs of the average russian peasant and watch them cope and seethe because they thought orthodoxy was like protestantism without the evil liberal people instead of an ancient syncretic faith that involved old russian pagan folk beliefs.
50 Copeshit 2020-07-19
Trad Orthodox/Tradcath Zoomers, Pagan Larpers, and Leftoid Witches are not interested in religion to start with, they want something that gives them meaning in life, supports their politicope, and prohibits them from committing suicide in their difficult teenage brain phase.
21 DFNIckS 2020-07-19
Damn too bad the pagan larpers and witches I know are all in their mid/early 20s lmao
All the real Christians I know are fellow ex drug addicts with fried brains clinging to a religion that makes them feel good about themselves
8 searingsky 2020-07-19
big brain
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5 exmakia 2020-07-19
Varg moment
14 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-07-19
Moids become Richard Dawkins inpersonators, the dog-lovers become neo-pagans.
8 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
Praying is based on confirmation bias. You pray for something, it or something close to it happens, your answer from God was obviously a yes. If nothing happens, it was a no.
Spells would have immediate impact if they were real. I could preform a ritual right here in my living room and see that nothing happened beyond making a mess. You have to be a schizo to believe in this shit.
2 fentanyl_peyotl 2020-07-19
Literally the same thing. They say the magic words and then wait for something vaguely bad to happen to their “victim.” Or in this case they say the magic words at a giant rock to provoke some reaction from the giant rock god.
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52 Maximum_Cuddles 2020-07-19
Imagine every time you turned on your tv or laptop or phone everyone is always telling how good you are and how all your desires are valid and nothing should ever get in the way of your goals and wants and anyone who ever contradicts you is evil and motivated only by malice.
Imagine that happens for 20 years.
Congratulations you now understand white women in America.
That’s why they are so mentally stunted.
35 MikealaHunt 2020-07-19
I blame this squarely on the hippy wine aunts from the 70s who never had kids
16 OniTan 2020-07-19
I know people who believe in "magic", "curses", etc. They have no power in their lives and think that something that gives them a (fake) power is real because they want it to be. The fact that it never works doesn't phase them for some reason.
10 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
How the hell can you be raised in America where you're taught science in school and believe in this shit?
Christianity has the advantage of being entirely faith based. If nothing happens you can write it off easily as God telling you "no". But magic? You'd think they could see that grinding up cat guts and thyme or some shit ain't gonna make your ex grow warts, or darken the sky.
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1 smaltur 2020-07-19
Sprenger, Hopkins, and Kramer did nothing wrong
194 Albert_Cole_ 2020-07-19
God, whatever happened to people just saying, “No, you aren’t a witch, stop being fucking stupid. Grow up.”
128 phuzE 2020-07-19
I would, but I don't want to get cursed...
50 fat_cox 2020-07-19
The internet makes it really easy to find someone who shares your psychosis.
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18 watermark1917 2020-07-19
Baste Spaniards were right 😤😤😤
9 Bummunism 2020-07-19
jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk
21 jubbergun 2020-07-19
You're not a Hufflepuff, Becky, you're 30.
9 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
"Who cares. Pick up a football"
165 Gaswash 2020-07-19
"Witchtok" bro...
93 GnosticHamster 2020-07-19
Day of the Scimitar when
52 AuthDemGang 2020-07-19
Alhamdulillah brother
158 Freshtoast45 2020-07-19
Mayo f*ids. Not even once.
88 Copeshit 2020-07-19
🧙🍆🐕
38 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
Witches fuck dogs?
24 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-07-19
The real meaning of animagus
6 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2020-07-19
Now I'm wondering what happens if an animagus gets pregnant as an animal, and turns back into a human, or vice versa. This is the pointless shit I wish Rowling would clarify.
28 Usernameof2015 2020-07-19
It’s not just mayos this time.
130 loli_esports 2020-07-19
Those baby witches need to leave hexing to the professional, real witches
54 bc12392 2020-07-19
This is how I imagine real witches fight against baby witches
3 _innawoods 2020-07-19
I am amused that these people have already developed a hierarchy whereby "baby witches" aka newbies aren't allowed to participate in the real cool shit until they have basically put time in walking the beat doing menial shit.
These ridiculous fucks have managed to recreate social ranking systems of oppression that they were trying to escape by being witches. Almost like this shit is innate in humans. Guess Daddy Lobster was right.
121 Maedchenklostecher 2020-07-19
I’ll take Christianity back if this is the alternative.
71 godsrmay 2020-07-19
the witch hunters did nothing wrong
19 Fancy-Assistant 2020-07-19
I would be ok with this.
2 EnvironmentalCrow5 2020-07-19
This is just a filter based on body fat percentage. Fat floats, muscle sinks.
1 lavermad 2020-07-19
Medieval people confirmed fatphobes
107 Tuuktuu 2020-07-19
It's true. Religions might be declining in the west.
But stuff like witchcraft, tarot readings and Qanon are replacing it.
58 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
Honestly if magic were real it'd fucking suck. Imagine calling some kid a r*tard online and then suddenly your dick grows warts cuz he ground up basil and cat shit and said "eat my ass" in old gaelic or some shit
32 Bummunism 2020-07-19
That's why you don't engage in mockery without applying proper WIZSEC. Keep yourself safe with basic charms and whatnot.
18 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
Fucking lol
43 Ultrashitposter 2020-07-19
Spengler predicted this smh
3 SocratesScissors 2020-07-19
Have you noticed that some of our so-called "sciences" (like sociology or economics) lack the scientific traits of replicability or predictability? Like, basically they're just made-up bullshit that serves no other purpose than allowing useless societal elites to justify their high salaries. This is not new: plenty of previous cultures believed in made-up bullshit "sciences" (such as astrology, phrenology, or alchemy) and even used those imaginary sciences to set public policy, much as we do today with economics and sociology. So in some ways, its unsurprising to see superstition reassert itself. When science itself has devolved into nothing more than made-up nonsense, why not just create your own made-up nonsense to compete with it? After all, any randomly generated idea is equally as useless as economics or sociology, but with the advantage that you don't have to subsidize a parasitic upper class pretending to be smarter than you. That explains why these alternative "fringe" narratives are starting to become more popular - because they offer a superior product than the delusional narrative that our globalist elite are peddling.
In fact, I suspect that if you created a brand new religion (or resurrected an old one) and snuck some real science in there, like game theory or memetics, it could replicate really fast, because now you're offering a far superior product to a thirsty marketplace that is oversaturated with shitty knock-offs. While morons place their faith in these shitty "scientism" religions that pretend to be sciences, you can outcompete them by creating a useful science that pretends to be a religion. 🤣
3 RusIsrCanShill 2020-07-19
Wrong.
1 Tuuktuu 2020-07-19
Can't tell if mdefugee or idw brainlet.
1 inquirer 2020-07-19
https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/9nmmr9/can_i_be_a_witch_if_i_dont_actually_believe_in/
Yes, become an atheist witch!
104 Usernameof2015 2020-07-19
Based.
92 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
The replies are fucking amazing.
“This is why we needed to bully Harry Potter fans way more.”
I’m just shocked people are still playing pretend and burning plants to call themselves witches and feel special
27 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
For once I'm glad I was raised Protestant. God's light protected me from becoming a schizo, apparently.
83 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-19
You assholes made the moon sad.
If the moon is a femoid, then she was probably already pretty sad about being a useless barren crater-face.
This is basically bullying what you're doing right now. Everyone in this thread needs to apologise to the moon.
5 Moist__nuggets 2020-07-19
i love u Artemis, im sorry the moon got cursed. praying for u and ur brother, Apollo. :((((
79 ReverendHolyFather 2020-07-19
r/AgainstWitchcraft
57 HeelGaucho44 2020-07-19
r/LeaveTheDogsAlone
7 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
What? What’s this a reference to?
41 Shameless_Copy 2020-07-19
Mayo f*ids eat dogs with their gussy.
26 EdgeRaker 2020-07-19
This community has been banned
58 ReverendHolyFather 2020-07-19
I just made it and it got banned for ban evasion lol. Wish the chadmins would tell me what sub i was ban evading cause I have no clue.
56 excoomer 2020-07-19
Subs get auto banned when janny bot sees too many mdecels joining them at once
23 Bummunism 2020-07-19
Lol, imagine being an MDEfugee 👌😂
14 excoomer 2020-07-19
Couldn’t be me 😂😂😅
11 Osterion 2020-07-19
Can these mdefugees just delete their accounts already 😡😡
20 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-07-19
Appeal it on r/modhelp.
16 pandeyji_ka_ladka 2020-07-19
it was hexed
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17 tHeSiD 2020-07-19
We all know its the Mages you are more powerful
6 OniTan 2020-07-19
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
2 DPSquirtleSquad 2020-07-19
Cock ring of magicka
16 Tzar-Romulo 2020-07-19
Based.
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3 foodporn_mods_r_nazi 2020-07-19
Surely a better name would be /r/patriarchyvswitches
59 HyperIceCube 2020-07-19
How did we get like this?
44 DaveLeBarbarian 2020-07-19
Estrogen in the water supply from birth control pills and lots of magnets in the cities
24 watermark1917 2020-07-19
Same shit that's making the frogs gay
13 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
Personally I blame Harry Potter. Maybe the boomers were right for once
25 m0o_o0m 2020-07-19
Lack of the next Great War that usually prunes the population
12 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
Quarantine is fucking crazy my guy
19 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
Nah dude witch schizos were around before this
4 Genericshitusername 2020-07-19
r/witchesvspatriarchy
57 AuthDemGang 2020-07-19
Why can't these people ever do cool occult shit instead of basic bitch wicca "read another book" witchery. When I think of witches I think of horny women getting fucked by big-dicked horned devils on crossroads while they moan ecstatic verses to Satan or people torturing virgins to death to the sound of drums in a dark grove in the middle of the night. Western witchfuckery is so fucking lame when compared to the shit "real" sorcerers probably got up to back in the day, sacrificing so many bulls that the streets ran red with blood and rites like that. If wiccans would stop whining about men disrespecting astrology and instead turn into societies of pretty young women who have group orgies wearing flower garlands in the moonlight literally every dude on earth woudl join them asap.
28 m0o_o0m 2020-07-19
If this isn’t a snappy quote yet 👏 it 👏 needs 👏 to 👏 be 👏
7 MichaelSkott201 2020-07-19
stan queen 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅
2 TryitoutJulia 2020-07-19
Witches were literally made for the BDC
56 smeernootjes 2020-07-19
White witches fuck werewolves
54 SgtViktorReznov 2020-07-19
You mean to tell me you can piss mayo womxn off simply by waving an incense stick, burning goat's milk or whatever and dancing around wildly at midnight?
Where do I sign up?
15 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
Look up spells online and film yourself doing the ritual and send it to "witches" on Twitter. Or better yet post it to /r/witchesvspatriarchy
51 ItsSugar 2020-07-19
Great find, OP
46 CRYSTAL_HYPOTHESIS 2020-07-19
The burning times didnt happen but they should happen again
46 Lysander125 2020-07-19
https://twitter.com/Linkcrossing/status/1284918696285274112?s=20
“Could any of the Witches in this thread hex me up a hot milf gf?”
At least some people are still sane and able to take the piss out of these delusional dipshits.
43 Amour_cok 2020-07-19
Witches? More like dumb bitches
57 pandeyji_ka_ladka 2020-07-19
White + Bitches
Witches
11 toughen-up_buttercup 2020-07-19
How have I never noticed this before? It's beginning to all make sense now.
39 jackcaboose 2020-07-19
this retard thinks the moon is a planet
5 jubbergun 2020-07-19
Wew lad, don't tell them about Pluto.
37 Pokanot 2020-07-19
How is this shit becoming a thing. "Witchtok"???? Harry potter was a mistake. Literal gibberish
35 Dizzy732 2020-07-19
They can hex a moon but can't conquer patriarchy?
19 godsrmay 2020-07-19
it's pure femcel cope lmao
27 DayyyTripper 2020-07-19
??
26 MrRightIsWhite 2020-07-19
How the fuck does she go from posting inane bullshit about moon magic and fairies being totally real, to demanding donations for BLM affiliates, then right back to the moon bullshit without missing a beat?
12 jubbergun 2020-07-19
Meth is a hell of a drug.
10 EdgeRaker 2020-07-19
she also promoted a gay western anime on netflix.
6 Moist__nuggets 2020-07-19
Tweeting about BLM is how you hex the wh¡toids.
22 RockefellerAndRoll 2020-07-19
what the fuck convinces an adult that this is an okay way to speak?
19 bloupp 2020-07-19
Pretty sure these witches hexed my brain cells because they all left after reading that thread
18 Pepperglue 2020-07-19
If the moon is this weak from the witches, maybe they should worship something else.
11 jubbergun 2020-07-19
Deez nuts are available.
8 toughen-up_buttercup 2020-07-19
Really though. How shitty of a god do you have to be that a bunch of "baby witches" can fuck your shit up?
17 Ultrashitposter 2020-07-19
Luther did nothing wrong
9 watermark1917 2020-07-19
He made protestantism such imo started all this shit
10 Osterion 2020-07-19
Imagine thinking the unlearned common man could interpret the word of god. What a pompous and dangerous fool he was!
4 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
I kinda wanna go to my local Baptist Church with this shit. I'd love to see their reaction.
15 CleetusTheDragon 2020-07-19
So do they actually think they’re witches or are they only pretending to fuck dogs?
14 godsrmay 2020-07-19
good morning, I hate twitter thots
14 MakingPeoplePee 2020-07-19
I saw this on tik tok and everyone who kept talking about it looked the same. Also theres like 24/7 drama with witches "hexing" other peoplr and everytime i see a post thats hexing someone the comments are like "your intent is so powerful" and i think its just the dramatic music that makes them feel it
14 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
You guys are all fucking incel-slurs for mocking witches. Who do you think gets freakier, Christian chicks, or witches when you pretend their beliefs are valid and totally not crazy? Seriously, find a local drum circle (when the hoax Chinavirus is gone, dont want to get doxxed by libcel shills) and go to a full moon party. Then when you pull a chick just absolutely ravage her but make sure you mention how your lupinus (means wolf-like, you handytards) features are exacerbated by her powerful connection to the moon spirit. You may have to drink some of her blood but youre not going to wear a condom anyway so who gives a shit?
I kinda wish I were joking but this hippy line is 100% legit. Also helps if you learn what planets will be rising that night. It doesnt even matter if you know what theyre supposed to mean, they wont outright contradict you. You can make up any bullshit and they say But I heard X and you tell them that you follow a different book/style/masculine vs feminine energy etc. I have used the line twice at full moon parties when I lived on a dirty hippy island and it worked both times. One of them got me to drink her blood but like... doesntmatterhadsex. And the next day my mates thought Id fought a fucking possum.
11 watermark1917 2020-07-19
When is Zealandia due to sink back into the sea where it belongs
Continental uplift was a mistake
5 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
Not sure, but I cant really argue with you there.
7 jubbergun 2020-07-19
Speaking from experience, Christian chicks, because they're sexually repressed and once they get boned they're like a goddamn crack addict who can't live without it. They will do ridiculous shit other chicks won't do. "Witches" are just your standard Basic Becky with a Tim Burton Fan Club firmware update. Despite acting like they're all deep, mysterious, and down for anything crazy they are just like any other American woman. She believes her vagina is made of platinum and she's doing you a huge favor just allowing you to be in the same room with her. At least the Christian chick spent her formative years being told her gender is inferior and she's nothing without a man and knows her place.
6 NZVikingRugger 2020-07-19
We have vastly different experiences. Most witches are just converted Christian chicks.
5 Godsdj 2020-07-19
Whereas only some Christians are converted witch chicks. owo
13 Genericshitusername 2020-07-19
What
7 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
Abra kedabra n*gga
13 Kooseandco 2020-07-19
I'm pretty sure that witches are the f*id version of QAnons.
13 Kraldar 2020-07-19
Awww shit they gone and stole the moon, can't have shit in the milky way
13 gayfurrypornalt 2020-07-19
Bitches be memorizing all this shit about witchcraft, hexes, apollo, etc. but they can’t study enough to get an 80 on their physics test 🙄
12 Maedchenklostecher 2020-07-19
What the fuck
12 Xradris 2020-07-19
Make the Inquisition Great Again.
10 jjeeper 2020-07-19
HEX THE PLANET
2 Moist__nuggets 2020-07-19
Based and kinopilled
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9 Mayos_side 2020-07-19
Everyone in-the-know knows that the order of mages and magistrates, in all their male wisdom, hex-proofed the moon in the early 60s to prepare for the Apollo mission. It's all in the documents, people.
9 WeWuzKANG5 2020-07-19
White women were god's greatest mistake.
9 zhcyiDnein 2020-07-19
lmfao these witches really be using discord
8 Pouw_ 2020-07-19
I understand why they used to burn witches back in the day now
8 Noreaga 2020-07-19
https://twitter.com/stargazingLiz/status/1284935218223362054
This girl looks at least 19-20. That's old enough to know better. Where did society fail?
5 cajun_bill 2020-07-19
Bruh Zeus is up there giving her career advice. I’m sure the God of all Gods has nothing better to do than to help her decide if she’s a furry artist or pot store clerk or whatever the fuck she does.
8 ConnieP_XI 2020-07-19
I’m very bullish on witch drama atm, gonna hodl my dramacoin and see where this all goes
7 SK12340 2020-07-19
I say we bring back bullying to show these “witches” how ridiculous they are.
7 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-07-19
Bring back the Salem trials
7 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-07-19
Does this person have a reddit account? Please make them a mod. 🎑✨🙏
7 hobbitmeat 2020-07-19
SALEM WITCH TRIALS DIDN'T HAPPEN, BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE!!!
5 Tsuchikuzurezawa 2020-07-19
I cannot believe this is not a joke. The absolute state of foids
5 PossiblyArab 2020-07-19
“Zeus can shove a lighting bolt up my ass or he’s a coward” based
5 MrFuFu179 2020-07-19
I'm genuinely curious what she thinks of the moon landing.
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4 804-929-4988 2020-07-19
This is just Patrick Rothfuss's alt testing out new plot devices for the 3rd book of the Kingkiller Chornicles
4 ricedigger 2020-07-19
EARLY👏AND👏OFTEN
4 Hixrabbit 2020-07-19
Oh thank god, Germany rev up your gas chambers, this wont be a war crime or a human rights violation
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3 OniTan 2020-07-19
Na na na na na!
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3 MinamimotoSho 2020-07-19
these are the people that think santa exists
3 TheElementalWalker 2020-07-19
These LARPing cunts are truly insufferable
3 SnapagatorReborn 2020-07-19
What is going on, why are "Witchcraft" and "astrology" so popular - as serious interests they believe - amongst white w*men and queers?
3 MainPlatform0 2020-07-19
This sub is good for my self-esteem
1 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
Whenever I start to feel down or that I’m failing in school, I just come and gaze at the Harry Potter LARPers and feel good about myself.
3 hardon_of_fukkad 2020-07-19
white
2 waffen_waffle 2020-07-19
Who cares. Pick up a football.
2 Marv395 2020-07-19
I legit thought i was in an alternate universe where witches exist and toxicly uses twitter, just for a minute.
2 Depeche_Model 2020-07-19
ok time for a witch hunt. baby witches or not they're going down
2 SamManilla 2020-07-19
This is what happens when you read Neil Gaiman without a filter in your amygdala. Probably explains most religion.
2 RollUpMySpliff1 2020-07-19
Fuck me this bitch is so dumb 😂
2 TheColdTurtle 2020-07-19
I want drumpfo to ban twitter
2 L02MK 2020-07-19
we need mandatory bullying in schools
2 Notorious_GOP 2020-07-19
😐
Freedom of worship was a mistake. We didn’t anticipate wh*te people
2 uman230 2020-07-19
Mayocide when?
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1 SuperSkullBro 2020-07-19
What in the ding dong diddly fuck is this
1 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
Grown women pretending to be witches scream at Zoomers for cursing the moon
1 smaltur 2020-07-19
Based Christcucks and fedoras creating unparalleled seethe
1 Metatron58 2020-07-19
someone break this down for me cause i'm not reading all that garbage
2 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
Basically, on TikTok there is a sub culture of Zoomers who pretend to be witches. Understandable given corona and all making us bored. Well the Zoomers decided to “hex the moon” for the hell of it.
Now grown women of Twitter, pretending to be witches, are upset because the Zoomers have cursed the moon. Now they want us all to apologize to the moon, as well as the Greek Gods Apollo and Artemis, because we have “made them sad”.
If we don’t apologize and quell their newfound rage for humanity, they honestly think the Pandemic will get worse and more people will die.
Some people should not be allowed to vote.
1 Metatron58 2020-07-19
I wonder if you were to just chime in on their twitter conversation and tell them all the greek gods are dead because Kratos murdered the fuck out of them.
1 -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-07-19
They would probably pretend to hex me or some shit
1 EnvironmentalCrow5 2020-07-19
Ah, so it's generational struggle? The young vs. the old, and all the crap around it is just hiding that core of the "issue".