One of the possibilities. She also sentences a local dem party leader to prison in 2015 for recommending a company he was getting kickbacks from to other officials in NJ like in Bergen. So former grudges by rich people.
Then there’s this she’s on currently:
Salas is the judge on the case against Deutsche Bank in regards to Jeffrey Epstein, Karimi v. Deutsche Bank Aktiengesellschaft et al.
So multiple people and a whole bank that would want to kill her over that if they want a different judge.
I doubt anyone important is involved. Sounds more like it was just some nutjob since he put apparently put zero effort into planning it. A professional would have known her schedule and got her at some predictable time when she's outside, like when she leaves for work.
Nah this is some textbook MKULTRA shit and the dude just got activated. You can't plan or think clearly once those CIA memory engrams start to assert themselves over your own consciousness.
You’re probably right I just like the big case conspiracies. Her being a federal judge she dealt with non publicized cases that were at least big deals to the people involved. Plus all her past legal work as a lesser judge or attorney could have pissed someone off to.
Or it could have nothing to do with her since her husband was apparently a criminal defense attorney himself.
Yeah, it's hard to imagine the level of rage of someone who feels that a lawyer has fucked them over. I think it's entirely possible that either her or her husband pissed off some nobody to the extent that they would do this.
Believe it or not, crackheads can sometimes be unreliable.
In Cook County, a judge's husband and mother was killed a decade or more ago. It was a disgruntled civil litigant, someone who was unhappy their pro-se case was dismissed.
Not saying you’re wrong but they did know she was there, just not where in the house. After opening up on two people they had like 10 seconds to find her and bounce and she wasn’t around.
I think it’s as likely they were going for the husband and she had a higher profile so they assume it was her.
I would need to know and care more about economics to decide if was a neoliberal.
living in the Jason Born universe
Actually I have studied how this stuff works in the real world a bit. 🙄 Assassinations by professional terrorists/intelligence agencies/hit men very often happen on the way to and from work, like when someone is getting in their car. It's done that way so that the killer knows what the situation is and that there won't be any surprises.
I remember when I was younger I used to like watching cop shows and at the time I thought some of the stuff was so unrealistic, like people killing over a $500 debt, people poisoning their spouses over the course of months, rich Jewish guys having their own molestation islands they bought with money they didn’t earn or inherit
Then I started watching Forensic Files and reading the news....
An assassination attempt on a federal judge? Of course people will care. The home is swarming with feds right now and there are going to be dozens of agents investigating.
Ngl I would love to be a fed on that case. If you catch the perp and the person who hired him you get a big promotion. If you don't it is no big deal, someone else will get it.
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You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
Americans were scared to. Mustache Petes coming over from Sicily didn't give a fuck whether they were blowing up cops, judges or retired grandmas, it's that fiery Moorish blood.
It's just a coincidence. There's literally nothing interesting about this. You are conspiracy theorists, and conspiracy theorists are all linked to QAnon, who is a white supremacist, making you a white supremacist.
Again, there is literally nothing interesting here. Why are you even sharing this story? It's such a non-issue, anyways the source is a right wing tabloid, are you a right winger? Are you a nazi? you wouldn't want to be that would you? After all global pedophilia rings are a right wing conspiracy theory.
Why are you still here? Why are you reading this nonsense? It's literally just a random coincidence.
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285 Usernameof2015 2020-07-20
In my personal opinion, he should not have done that.
148 MasterLawlzSuperFan 2020-07-20
This but unironically.
45 mqL49J 2020-07-20
You guys think she's gonna pissed come Monday?
23 ClementineChime 2020-07-20
What happened to /u/ MasterLawlzFan?
68 goolito 2020-07-20
/r/bestof "Redditor CONDEMNS murderer"
6 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-07-20
Gold x15
4 aqouta 2020-07-20
This is so not dramatic that it's almost dramatic.
2 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-07-20
So brave
241 AIU-comment 2020-07-20
Fuck
120 ATissu 2020-07-20
Wait so this is a suicide? Damn that sucks... wonder why they all killed themselves at the same time 🤔
52 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2020-07-20
suicide is really contagious, see cluster suicides, and those two black streamers
50 muffler_kek 2020-07-20
Are you kidding me
40 Drab_baggage 2020-07-20
It's real, here's the case summary of Ali Karimi, et al. v. Deutsche Bank Aktiengesellschaft, et al., via Stanford's Securities Class Action Clearinghouse. Filed last week.
36 bertli 2020-07-20
But what does this mean for mommy?
19 waffen_waffle 2020-07-20
Oh fuck
13 KetchupStewedFries 2020-07-20
That's very antisemetic
11 texanapocalypse33 2020-07-20
Oyyyyyyyy
2 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-07-20
No fucking way
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124 RememeberNotToThink 2020-07-20
I didn't know you can order assassinations with uber eats.
46 ClementineChime 2020-07-20
Dressed as a Fedexcel apparently.
8 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2020-07-20
Did they ever find the crossbow delivery man assassin?
11 SpacemanSkiff 2020-07-20
Need their premium package
97 Redactor0 2020-07-20
Goddamn Teresa probably sent out her mafia goons to do it.
84 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-07-20
One of the possibilities. She also sentences a local dem party leader to prison in 2015 for recommending a company he was getting kickbacks from to other officials in NJ like in Bergen. So former grudges by rich people.
Then there’s this she’s on currently:
So multiple people and a whole bank that would want to kill her over that if they want a different judge.
35 Redactor0 2020-07-20
I doubt anyone important is involved. Sounds more like it was just some nutjob since he put apparently put zero effort into planning it. A professional would have known her schedule and got her at some predictable time when she's outside, like when she leaves for work.
65 RBnumberTwenty 2020-07-20
Nah that only happens in the movies.
47 MrRightIsWhite 2020-07-20
Nah this is some textbook MKULTRA shit and the dude just got activated. You can't plan or think clearly once those CIA memory engrams start to assert themselves over your own consciousness.
38 Thereal14words 2020-07-20
just look at what they made my boy ted do
3 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2020-07-20
They made him do nothing wrong?
27 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-07-20
You’re probably right I just like the big case conspiracies. Her being a federal judge she dealt with non publicized cases that were at least big deals to the people involved. Plus all her past legal work as a lesser judge or attorney could have pissed someone off to.
Or it could have nothing to do with her since her husband was apparently a criminal defense attorney himself.
5 Redactor0 2020-07-20
Yeah, it's hard to imagine the level of rage of someone who feels that a lawyer has fucked them over. I think it's entirely possible that either her or her husband pissed off some nobody to the extent that they would do this.
18 AIU-comment 2020-07-20
Why hire professional if angry/loony/lonely/stupid crackhead do it cheap?
7 5kfdo5v 2020-07-20
Believe it or not, crackheads can sometimes be unreliable.
In Cook County, a judge's husband and mother was killed a decade or more ago. It was a disgruntled civil litigant, someone who was unhappy their pro-se case was dismissed.
16 butwhydoesreddit 2020-07-20
Yeah they should make it as obvious as possible that it was a professional hitjob
12 Wewraw 2020-07-20
Not saying you’re wrong but they did know she was there, just not where in the house. After opening up on two people they had like 10 seconds to find her and bounce and she wasn’t around.
I think it’s as likely they were going for the husband and she had a higher profile so they assume it was her.
11 CumBlaster8000 2020-07-20
Not if you specifically wanted to put as much of her family in danger as possible
9 KetchupStewedFries 2020-07-20
I almosted argued with you before I saw your username and remembered that you're a neoliberal living in the Jason Born universe.
1 Redactor0 2020-07-20
Thanks for remembering me bb. 🤗
I would need to know and care more about economics to decide if was a neoliberal.
Actually I have studied how this stuff works in the real world a bit. 🙄 Assassinations by professional terrorists/intelligence agencies/hit men very often happen on the way to and from work, like when someone is getting in their car. It's done that way so that the killer knows what the situation is and that there won't be any surprises.
8 SPQAC 2020-07-20
Or they were sending a message Mexico style
53 StrangeSorbet 2020-07-20
I remember when I was younger I used to like watching cop shows and at the time I thought some of the stuff was so unrealistic, like people killing over a $500 debt, people poisoning their spouses over the course of months, rich Jewish guys having their own molestation islands they bought with money they didn’t earn or inherit
Then I started watching Forensic Files and reading the news....
22 waffen_waffle 2020-07-20
People kill for far less. People just seem to like killing, as sad as it is.
38 Spysix 2020-07-20
Basically some shadow goon hires a hitman to kill a judge that is on some very important cases.
But nobody will care.
62 hmunkey 2020-07-20
An assassination attempt on a federal judge? Of course people will care. The home is swarming with feds right now and there are going to be dozens of agents investigating.
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-07-20
Ngl I would love to be a fed on that case. If you catch the perp and the person who hired him you get a big promotion. If you don't it is no big deal, someone else will get it.
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18 cuntservative-Kathy 2020-07-20
BEEN saying that fedex has the worst customer service 🙄
7 Runeshamangoon 2020-07-20
They've stepped up their game tho, who else remembers when fedex just yeeted your package into crushed oblivion instead of shooting your whole family
1 cuntservative-Kathy 2020-07-20
Maybe shooting families is the response to Karens complaining about yeeted packages? Big if true
13 Systemsmodel 2020-07-20
This is actually pretty awful
9 SnapshillBot 2020-07-20
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9 hydrosphere1313 2020-07-20
Even La Cosa Nostra knew not to go after judges or their families.
2 mqL49J 2020-07-20
Americans were scared to. Mustache Petes coming over from Sicily didn't give a fuck whether they were blowing up cops, judges or retired grandmas, it's that fiery Moorish blood.
4 Maggot_Pie 2020-07-20
Conspiracy american twitter is pretty funny, it's 50:50 between "troomp did it" and "hillary did it"
Also apparently they caught a suspected not-a-delivery-guy and he "suicided"
2 devotedrat17 2020-07-20
Holy shit, based mafia movie scenario.
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1 Runeshamangoon 2020-07-20
But he can't do that, it's illegal
1 D_Legare 2020-07-20
It's just a coincidence. There's literally nothing interesting about this. You are conspiracy theorists, and conspiracy theorists are all linked to QAnon, who is a white supremacist, making you a white supremacist.
Again, there is literally nothing interesting here. Why are you even sharing this story? It's such a non-issue, anyways the source is a right wing tabloid, are you a right winger? Are you a nazi? you wouldn't want to be that would you? After all global pedophilia rings are a right wing conspiracy theory.
Why are you still here? Why are you reading this nonsense? It's literally just a random coincidence.
1 Platycel 2020-07-20
He commited suicide already lmao