You need a PHD in Balkanized Studies or w/e to have the slightest inkling of wtf is ever going on in that region, that said I have an online teacher in Serbia and Serbs are Christian Orthodox master race so I say Kosovo is Serbian.
It really isn't that complicated though. Turks have a long tradition of sibling genocide, every Turk ruler ascends the throne on the skulls of his father's other offspring. Balkans are all Turk rape babies. Ergo the Turkish instinct towards killing brothers is what drives Balkan conflicts.
I remeber all the Albanian kids in high school use to LOVE to start fires. Every single weekend like clockwork they would just go light shit on fire. Interesting group.
I grew up with nothing but Balkan drama on the news for years. The Dayton accords only buried that beehive of angry Europoors under a thin layer of a sand. Even a country like fucking Switzerland isn't immune to being pulled into that mess, 20 years after the latest conflict.
Good for dramacoin and all, but Balkanoids have pogromed for less than this tweet.
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45 Luvavu 2020-07-20
You need a PHD in Balkanized Studies or w/e to have the slightest inkling of wtf is ever going on in that region, that said I have an online teacher in Serbia and Serbs are Christian Orthodox master race so I say Kosovo is Serbian.
8 Sasanka_Of_Gauda 2020-07-20
It really isn't that complicated though. Turks have a long tradition of sibling genocide, every Turk ruler ascends the throne on the skulls of his father's other offspring. Balkans are all Turk rape babies. Ergo the Turkish instinct towards killing brothers is what drives Balkan conflicts.
6 Grodbert 2020-07-20
Shit, you're right.
I'm sure I would be wheezing if I knew half of this stuff.
2 employee10038080 2020-07-20
Freedom for Kosovo
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0 beogradezagrlime 2020-07-20
Kosovo is Serbia tho.
40 AuthDemGang 2020-07-20
He is even worse than a jew, he is - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - an Alb*nian
15 xX69Sixty-Nine69Xx 2020-07-20
I'd make a joke about Serbian seethe but most of the world has accepted that Daddy America fixed all your problems in the 90s.
15 Welcometony1234 2020-07-20
I remeber all the Albanian kids in high school use to LOVE to start fires. Every single weekend like clockwork they would just go light shit on fire. Interesting group.
14 GhoulishBibliotheca 2020-07-20
Balkan posting from celebrity pop stars, yes please. And she is Greater Albania posting omg, she a Real Albanian Hotep.
For anyone not in the know, that’s a map of Greater Albania, which plans to take over parts of Serbia, Montenegro, Greece, and Macedonia
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7 Maskedrussian 2020-07-20
Let’s be honest this is far too complicated for the average dramatard but that has never stopped us before
7 Detective_Fallacy 2020-07-20
I grew up with nothing but Balkan drama on the news for years. The Dayton accords only buried that beehive of angry Europoors under a thin layer of a sand. Even a country like fucking Switzerland isn't immune to being pulled into that mess, 20 years after the latest conflict.
Good for dramacoin and all, but Balkanoids have pogromed for less than this tweet.
3 godsrmay 2020-07-20
All the Serbs in the replies acting like victims lmfao
2 Matues49 2020-07-20
There's no drama like Balk*noid drama. Back in the 90s, it even escalated to localized warfare and genocide.
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1 elephantofdoom 2020-07-20
Look how far the descendants of Aurelian and Diocletian have fallen.
1 beogradezagrlime 2020-07-20
posting Balkan drama on this sub like Burgercels have the slightest idea of where on the map the Balkans even are
1 SocratesScissors 2020-07-20
Imagine being able to get this many people to lose their minds with just a single picture combined with a dictionary quote. That's beautiful.
Have any of you noticed the sudden uptick in celebrity drama lately?
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