“While the teens have successfully brought down the store ratings, they have also helped make the app one of the most downloaded since Apple requires users to download the app onto their devices before they can leave a review.” Retarded strategy backfires
Real talk, who even downloads anything or does anything personal on devices given to you by your employer? I won’t even watch YouTube on my company laptop, because I know IT can easily find out anything you’ve done on that computer.
Honestly itd be kinda pogchamp ngl. Imagine catching Jerry the IT guy in the eyes at the door to the office bathroom, knowing he just scrolled through 200 instances of you requesting pictures of bussy
Ive browsed reddit on my work computer for years. For whatever reason the firewall doesn't care about it. I just stick to sfw reddit and avoid places like /r/drama because ya'll can't behave.
Ive suspected maybe the IT people chose to allow le redditors to surf here because they still look at it like some secret club.
Ok sure, I'm just imagining that 2 FBI agents swore to stop the lawfully elected president from taking office and plotted to use an insurance policy against him.
Oh wait, that really happened. On federal devices.
I used to tether my work phone so I could watch porn when I was working out of town (I consider that a legitimate work expense tbh) and I just used to laugh imagining Sandeep in the IT department writing down my redtube links to check out later. Or an internal review commission having to organise a meeting with HR on how to discuss the matter.
Break the shackles of shame, they can only use it to control you if you let them!!!
Friend showed me a letter from HR he got that was three pages of 'inappropriate' links he'd visited on his company phone, it just said at the top something like 'your device has been detected to have accessed these inappropriate links in the time period whenever to whenever' he just replied 'yeah they're all ok' and he never heard anything else about it.
A different friend had to go on a special course about data security because he had some boomer humour from a whatsapp group chat.
I browse r/drama on mine, Although I've already disabled most of the tracking software they use. Beats fucking around on FB while my CI process goes thru
I've watched porn on my company laptop before. At least I tried, but they have some fucking VIRUS on this machine that blocks 4chan and porn websites even when I'm off the company VPN. I have to find porn subreddits to jack off when I'm on my work laptop. I'm typing this on my work laptop right now.
3 (a) IN GENERAL.—Except as provided in subsection
4 (b), no employee of the United States, officer of the
5 United States, Member of Congress, congressional em-
6 ployee, or officer or employee of a government corporation
7 may download or use TikTok or any successor application
8 developed by ByteDance or any entity owned by
9 ByteDance on any device issued by the United States or
10 a government corporation.
11 (b) EXCEPTION.—Subsection (a) shall not apply to
12 any investigation, cybersecurity research activity, enforce-
13 ment action, disciplinary action, or intelligence activity
The real takeaway is that the US government has specifically legislated against a private (debatable) business as if it was a soveirgn entity. Cyberpunkcels should be cooming.
I guess banning it on government devices makes sense with the security issues and all as well as the fact that maybe you shouldn't download tiktok or other similar apps on a work/government device. Unless it's steam and you're gonna launch tf2 on a government computer.
Nice to see they thought it more important to address the issue of tik Tok videos as opposed to a more than $1,500 bailout for you're struggling American public
200 comments
387 KKslider101 2020-07-20
Pedophiles and shitty dancers on suicide watch.
225 HyperIceCube 2020-07-20
Men over 20 who use tik tok: pedophiles
Women over 20 who use tik tok: last attempt at seeking internet fame
-32 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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81 queendead2march19 2020-07-20
Because you’re a pedo
7 PodTheTripod 2020-07-20
Chomos mad
42 Sai22 2020-07-20
Cope
-38 RecallRethuglicans 2020-07-20
You can mock but the Republican Party is destroying its future.
There is only one party for the young.
56 zergling_Lester 2020-07-20
Youths don't vote though. They only play the knockout game and lie.
34 Dertudulous 2020-07-20
All they do is charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie
18 star-player 2020-07-20
“While the teens have successfully brought down the store ratings, they have also helped make the app one of the most downloaded since Apple requires users to download the app onto their devices before they can leave a review.” Retarded strategy backfires
1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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1 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-07-20
god damn you idiots.
210 YourLocalMonarchist 2020-07-20
now where will mods find their cp
140 FagglePuss 2020-07-20
AHS
26 Memerang344 2020-07-20
Top kek
47 Gleeroy95 2020-07-20
ask pukeyboomuffin
25 fat_cox 2020-07-20
Does he not jerk it to his mall bathroom sextape? Because I do.
13 ClementineChime 2020-07-20
Sauce?
5 fat_cox 2020-07-20
https://reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8jydl6/joan_wayne_gacy_sucks_a_guy_off_in_a_bathroom/
1 ClementineChime 2020-07-20
I'm scared.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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4 devotedrat17 2020-07-20
Still not posted trussy🧐
27 Platycel 2020-07-20
Woke discords as always
14 bigbottle8 2020-07-20
discord
4 Moist__nuggets 2020-07-20
Probably still discord but from their personal devices.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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140 Lysander125 2020-07-20
Real talk, who even downloads anything or does anything personal on devices given to you by your employer? I won’t even watch YouTube on my company laptop, because I know IT can easily find out anything you’ve done on that computer.
111 ManBearFridge 2020-07-20
Especially the fucking government's property. It's like these retards want to be involved in a scandal.
94 CallMeKerrigan 2020-07-20
I’d die before letting my coworkers know I post on r/drama.
30 HodorLePortePorte 2020-07-20
We know
16 pretty_anxious 2020-07-20
Honestly itd be kinda pogchamp ngl. Imagine catching Jerry the IT guy in the eyes at the door to the office bathroom, knowing he just scrolled through 200 instances of you requesting pictures of bussy
22 zhcyiDnein 2020-07-20
Zoomers out Out OUT
11 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-20
What does that even mean?
2 godsrmay 2020-07-20
Pogchamp is zoomer speak for when something is cool/you're excited
1 daggermag 2020-07-20
Pogggeerrrsssss xd
52 always_horny_guy 2020-07-20
Ive browsed reddit on my work computer for years. For whatever reason the firewall doesn't care about it. I just stick to sfw reddit and avoid places like /r/drama because ya'll can't behave.
Ive suspected maybe the IT people chose to allow le redditors to surf here because they still look at it like some secret club.
45 MISTERgrams 2020-07-20
Did they ask you when le bacon narwhals?
28 always_horny_guy 2020-07-20
I just showed them this picture of me from the last reddit meetup.
22 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-07-20
I can never get over that fucking dog's face in this pic 😂
2 godsrmay 2020-07-20
It's fat too
13 MISTERgrams 2020-07-20
Your child looks like they are growing well.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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40 wow___justwow 2020-07-20
Do you forget the FBI agents discussing on the best way to depose of Trump ON THEIR FEDERAL DEVICES?
It made the case against them so easy to build. It would have been the scandal of the century if their target was anyone other than Trump.
18 Redactor0 2020-07-20
Mentioning that you don't like having a retard for a president isn't the same thing as plotting a coup.
22 oss_spy 2020-07-20
He's the retard and you're not president. Just think about that
-1 AdvancedCause3 2020-07-20
Nibba is your crazy
25 wow___justwow 2020-07-20
Ok sure, I'm just imagining that 2 FBI agents swore to stop the lawfully elected president from taking office and plotted to use an insurance policy against him.
Oh wait, that really happened. On federal devices.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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-3 ShemaleSmasher 2020-07-20
😭👶🏼
19 bacowza 2020-07-20
I stream music from spotify on mine, but i don't really listen to anything questionable
49 Gleeroy95 2020-07-20
Exclusively coldplay
25 bacowza 2020-07-20
Are there other bands?
14 SpurdoXD 2020-07-20
Spotify says my top band has been Linkin Park for 5 years in a row
13 Dont_Talk_Back 2020-07-20
Based and Chesterpilled
1 MoreFromIsAnnoying 2020-07-20
RIP to a real one
1 godsrmay 2020-07-20
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/843/303/10e.jpg
24 Mayos_side 2020-07-20
I only download the same pdf of catcher in the rye over and over again.
7 MaskOffGlovesOn 2020-07-20
Senators post TikTok dances to appeal to the youth
7 T0kinBlackman 2020-07-20
I used to tether my work phone so I could watch porn when I was working out of town (I consider that a legitimate work expense tbh) and I just used to laugh imagining Sandeep in the IT department writing down my redtube links to check out later. Or an internal review commission having to organise a meeting with HR on how to discuss the matter.
Break the shackles of shame, they can only use it to control you if you let them!!!
3 pockethoney 2020-07-20
Friend showed me a letter from HR he got that was three pages of 'inappropriate' links he'd visited on his company phone, it just said at the top something like 'your device has been detected to have accessed these inappropriate links in the time period whenever to whenever' he just replied 'yeah they're all ok' and he never heard anything else about it.
A different friend had to go on a special course about data security because he had some boomer humour from a whatsapp group chat.
4 Narcissus_the 2020-07-20
I browse r/drama on mine, Although I've already disabled most of the tracking software they use. Beats fucking around on FB while my CI process goes thru
3 istural 2020-07-20
You have a shitty IT team and they should be outsourced. Imagine letting users access your endpoint agents and not knowing about it.
2 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-07-20
Zoomers arent people so they don't think about the consequences
1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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1 mrmarfanman 2020-07-20
I've watched porn on my company laptop before. At least I tried, but they have some fucking VIRUS on this machine that blocks 4chan and porn websites even when I'm off the company VPN. I have to find porn subreddits to jack off when I'm on my work laptop. I'm typing this on my work laptop right now.
72 Tzar-Romulo 2020-07-20
Is this legit happening? Zoomies eternally btfod.
80 black_panther_sucks 2020-07-20
Just federal devices rn
17 Moist__nuggets 2020-07-20
60% of 16/f/CA you see online are feds so this is a big deal. The other 40% unfortunately hung themselves by their programmer socks.
11 -M-o-X- 2020-07-20
good
70 ThinkingOnce 2020-07-20
But I can't live without McConnell's TikTok.
42 wizdumb337 2020-07-20
well dude he has a YouTube channel too
21 Notorious_GOP 2020-07-20
The majority leader do be looking fresh doe
6 Doctor-Pavel 2020-07-20
With those eyes I think you mean a fresh-doe roadkill
66 watermark1917 2020-07-20
I mean literally nobody had any business downloading tiktok on a work device in the first place
3 SPQAC 2020-07-20
What about nurses? Or are they still using pag*rs?
1 watermark1917 2020-07-20
Do nurses have work phones lol?
1 SPQAC 2020-07-20
idk, they have tiktok
1 buyingadderall 2020-07-20
they arent federal workers
48 ShinyGreenButton 2020-07-20
This is a slippery slope I can only hope we slide down at breakneck speed. Universal Tiktok ban when?
43 wow___justwow 2020-07-20
Federal devices? Gay.
Quit being fucking pussies, ban it from the entire country.
36 drovid5 2020-07-20
I mean if China did it to YouTube, why can't we do it to their website? FFS when are we gona stop being such pussies man
14 ClementineChime 2020-07-20
The Chinese already basically have their own closed off Internet, right? Even their Tiktok isn't what everyone else is using.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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32 Naziwrecker 2020-07-20
Anyone over 18 using tiktok is on the list.
13 Cheap-Power 2020-07-20
and that list is on a computer in the CCP office
22 RadTradEkans 2020-07-20
Thank you God. 😋
12 MichaelSkott201 2020-07-20
Day of the Rake incoming! 🚨 Day of the Rake incoming!
9 bigbottle8 2020-07-20
ZOOMER CONCENTRATION CAMPS WHEN??
8 hackfraud199930 2020-07-20
“I’ve got a golden ticket, I’ve got a golden twinkle in my eyes”
7 Wewraw 2020-07-20
First they came for millennials.
7 TheColdTurtle 2020-07-20
We did it reddit
7 Bummunism 2020-07-20
Wow, the language is really clear here
1 SEC. 11ll. PROHIBITION ON DOWNLOADING OR USING
2 TIKTOK BY FEDERAL EMPLOYEES.
3 (a) IN GENERAL.—Except as provided in subsection
4 (b), no employee of the United States, officer of the
5 United States, Member of Congress, congressional em-
6 ployee, or officer or employee of a government corporation
7 may download or use TikTok or any successor application
8 developed by ByteDance or any entity owned by
9 ByteDance on any device issued by the United States or
10 a government corporation.
11 (b) EXCEPTION.—Subsection (a) shall not apply to
12 any investigation, cybersecurity research activity, enforce-
13 ment action, disciplinary action, or intelligence activity
The real takeaway is that the US government has specifically legislated against a private (debatable) business as if it was a soveirgn entity. Cyberpunkcels should be cooming.
3 Tinn--Man 2020-07-20
I guess banning it on government devices makes sense with the security issues and all as well as the fact that maybe you shouldn't download tiktok or other similar apps on a work/government device. Unless it's steam and you're gonna launch tf2 on a government computer.
2 istural 2020-07-20
Inshallah the zoomers will be eating shoes for YouTube views by the end of the month.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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1 zomanda 2020-07-20
Nice to see they thought it more important to address the issue of tik Tok videos as opposed to a more than $1,500 bailout for you're struggling American public
11 ClementineChime 2020-07-20
Easy choice tbh.
-4 zomanda 2020-07-20
Oh I get your anger... up on that ladder every Saturday cleaning leaves out of the gutter waiting for your wife to go to Home Depot for the day.
7 ClementineChime 2020-07-20
Literally what does that mean?
9 TylerTheBox 2020-07-20
He’s retarded—I believe😔😔😔
1 [deleted] 2020-07-20
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1 helegad 2020-07-20
*your
Not really surprised you can't get that right though.
1 zomanda 2020-07-20
OMFG I am sooo embarrassed.
1 helegad 2020-07-20
As you should well be.