Imagine having all that money and yet your daily life is you being constantly hungover while your wife screams and throws plates at you like she's Mary Todd Lincoln.

This is an all time comment.

Thx 4 recognizing the hustle fam 🤗.

dramacells b grindin 👏💪😫

This is a plebbit tier comment

Lmao did you just finish your summer school book report?

Imagine having enough money to never be under any existential threat and have total and complete satisfaction of all your sexual, gastronomic, chemical and other needs and being someone people would fight to have the right to be friends with and still settling for a terrible marriage.

adding that she felt as though she was “on trial in the court of public opinion.”

Live by the sword die by the sword, etc.

Mommy 😍🥰😍🥰

I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman. I'd hit a woman who's trying to hit me with a bottle, that's different, that's self defence, isn't it? ...Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally

I don’t hit women. I would never hit a woman. I’d hit a woman who’s trying to hit me with a bottle, that’s different, that’s self defence, isn’t it? ...Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally

I will always hit women except those that hit back because I respect strength.

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I hear she makes bigger doody in the bed than he does

But the only photos she has that show physical abuse are those clear makeup job ones?

Okay, bitch.

Never trust white women

never trust white women women people anyone

That’s the face she made when she squatted over his pillow and laid a fresh log onto it.

does anyone have her number?

1-800-FECAL-MOMMY

scatkween

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I wonder what it’d smell like🤔

“For example, carving my face up so no one else would want me,” [Heard] said.

She would’ve done that anyways when she turned 40.

"She also said that he blamed his actions on “a self-created third party” that he referred to as “the monster.”

Is monster the mature blob? 🤔

She's cute

STOP RIGHT THERE GUSSY LOVER.

I think if I had $50 million or whatever I could do better.

you don't have $50 million? that's weird, i think you're the only one on this sub

Hello yes rentoid police? I think one got out

Yeah but what if you looked like current day Johnny Depp?

I'd spend $1 million on makeup and then... yeah, you got a point. I'm not sure what you could do with him. Dude doesn't even look human lately.

Maybe I'd hire one of those green alien hookers from Star Trek? There's gotta be someone in the universe who would accept him with all that money.

There's gotta be someone in the universe who would accept him with all that money.

Lmfao imagine if there are alien species and their females have gold diggers too

Johnny Depp is small enough and rich enough to buy a regular human sized android and get inside of it

idk man she was fucking ⛽️ in the Rum Diaries and that’s where they met..

Lol @ this title

Lol what in the world is this person?

I'd guess from the context of the pic it's Depps QC. QCs get to (or have to) wear a magic wig to give them super law powers or some shit.

Here

Lol wut in tarnation. That is hilarious.

Wait that's not the judge?

Nope he/she seems like he/shes on Depp's team.

Hey don't you dare forget nonbineys

Worst game of Prisoner's Dilemma ever. Everyone gets 100 years.

Are white women impossible to cancel or something, how is this evil cunt not universally hated?

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Stop.

Dey eat da poopoo!!

Why are you GHEY?