Redditcels are boring af

did you know whales can explode?

it's possible that whales can explode

omg I was hoping the whale would explode, they can do that you know

tfw the whale explodes but it's because ISIS planted a bomb in the blowhole in a new creative attempt at a semi-biological terror attack

expectations subverted

I hear the whale was trying to charge its Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

I also found that Easter egg in Just Cause 2

I'm tired of being tired

I have a crystal for that. Gives a real awake and vivid yellow aura when squeezed firmly inbetween buttcheeks.

8.99+tax please allow 6 weeks for shipping and handling. Financing available for those who qualify.

too tiresome

I know another kind of crystal that keeps you up even better

I see you too are a man of culture and have eaten the official plastigoop from the 1992 creepy crawlers straight from the metal tube.

Nothing changes if nothing changes

Omg thank you for the laugh! It's a slow boring day at work and this was perfect :)

His redditcummies just decreased by one 👏🏿

normally I would agree but this guy openly sharing his vore erotica is pretty based tbh

Rip whale

This title is all sorts of fucked up. That guy is the bourgeois and the whale is obviously blue collar.

Alpha move tbh.

Imagine the smell

brap fish farm 😋

You haven't thought of the smell you bitch

Not to be a wet blanket but all respect to sex workers! 'Dead hooker' jokes normalize their murders which is a real problem unfortunately :(

I know you weren't purposefully being malicious I just felt like I should put that out there!

Sex work should be legalized so they can be protected. We know it's going to happen regardless of its legality! It being illegal is just a by-product of the fucked up Puritan values that America (and to a lesser extent Canada) were founded on.

They came first for the niggеr jokes, and I did not speak up, because I'm not racist.

Then they came for the blonde jokes, and I did not speak up, because I'm no boomer.

Then they came for the Pole jokes, and I did not speak ip, because I'm not old-timey racist.

Then they came for the rape jokes, and I did not speak up, because I'm not a gamer.

Then they came for the dead hooker jokes, and by that time, no one was left to speak up.

Where is the dead hooker freakout?

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hv8md6/dancing_on_a_dead_whale_carcass/fys2237

Imagine, after making an Anne Frank joke, someone explains to you that the holocaust was caused by those kinds of jokes and that you're just normalizing the prelude to the conditions that just might maybe sorta definitely cause another.

But then, you're probably not ten years old, so you're probably not making an Anne Frank joke.

I dont get these idiots wanting sex work to be legitimized as an everyday occupation.

Because then they owe income tax.

Your comment has been removed because it contained a bad word. The word was niggеr. If you intend to use this word in a purely demonstrative manner, please use the first letter of the word followed by '-word' or '-slur'. Thank you for helping us keep /r/drama safe.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

White people are so gross

people

I'm pretty sure Asians invented whale dancing

Japanese people are white

Lmao

office jockeys are just upset he's having fun

Who’s more likely to get a hit in the bar:

1. These Cubiclecels
2. The Chad whale-degrader

Why do they care? It’s already dead?

[removed]