Hey Fuck-face, are you from New England?

27  2020-07-23 by drummerboye

The President just announced that the virus is "just gone" from New England. Go tell your little friends it's all clear.

23 comments

38  CeetheAndSope 2020-07-23

No, I'm a human being.

10  Unpozy 2020-07-23

over for Massholes

20  CrosbyStillzandSwag 2020-07-23

Yeah us Boston sports fans will be able to go the next parade now. Its been over a year since the last one 😭😭😭😭😭😭

3  Unpozy 2020-07-23

17 seconds. cope harder.

10  VALIS666 2020-07-23

A lot of people here seem to think that as well. But then, a lot of people here think they graduated from Harvard or MIT just because they pass it on their way to work every morning.

6  goes_bump_inthenight 2020-07-23

Hey I'll have you know I took two full semesters at Bunker Hill Community College and one of my profs took an extension course at Har*ard.

3  drummerboye 2020-07-23

Vi-rus-tas

9  Lysis10 2020-07-23

oh good I'm going to maine for legal weed. Gonna chill without a mask on the beach and watch some whales high af.

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6  Nodofopa 2020-07-23

Confirmed

3  bertli 2020-07-23

Bitch I live in Wuhan

8  drummerboye 2020-07-23

Wuhan clan ain't nothin to fuck with

1  [deleted] 2020-07-23

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