Just play Stardew Valley you fucking nerd

I really want to make fun of you for being a vg-slur-playing g-slur, but I also have to acknowledge your commitment to your values while also subjecting yourself to mockery, so yeah well done

How do you imagine an ethical farm in minecraft? Either you build an efficient death machine or you have a pen where you kill them manually with some fire.

This is like the village I setup. I had built onto this village and had a bunch of happy villagers, but underneath the large town hall I built for them, I dug out an area, and put in a bunch of prison cells. I forced the villagers whose shit I wanted to farm into all the cells, and locked them in. The only entrance was through a secret button that opened up a trap door in the town hall, that lead down to what looked like a wine cellar with a bunch of casks. There was a one block square of water next to one of the casks though, and if you swam through it, you could fit under the 1 block gap underneath the casks, that lead the the dungeon.

My kid still managed to find it and was like "Dad why are all these villagers behind these bars?"

Ya'll a bunch of fucking nerds.

Cruelty is a goal unto itself, g*ymer.

I liked the multiple other unacknowledged death machines in the background.

He has hundreds of death machines

Last time I played minecraft I had the KFC hole which was a 2x2 pit filled with chickens. It was created through an exponential series of incestual chicken relationships until I had at least 500 chickens in this hole. I received frequent complaints from other g-slurs about how my contraption was lagging their game when they passed my slaughterhouse.

When I last played, I played on a server with some friends from college. At one point in time the server started lagging pretty badly for all of us, and we had no idea why. Turns out one guy had built a farm and would consistently breed his animals every single time he logged on but he never killed any of them. The guy had so many cows, pigs, and sheep in that one spot that it lagged up the whole server.

WORDS WORDS WORDS

It’s two paragraphs you illiterate mongoloid

2 2 much 😎

Yeah it's because factory farming is uncomfortable

The latest high density animal farm design has no kill mechanism, it's just a hole with a fence post above, a hopper below, a chest for harvesting, and a water dispenser on a switch to float em up for feeding.

It uses entity limits per square to trigger deaths, literally crowding the animals to death.

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I always just build 2 stacks or so of stone wall and fence in a large field. Lots of space to breed a ridiculous amount of cows. Put some light posts throughout it to prevent mobs spawning.

For smaller operations just do like a 15x15 square

Does this r-slur not realize that you can go completely vegan in Minecraft? Does he realize that farming, albeit with a initial time cost, can be several orders of magnitude more efficient than killing animals?

With the addition of haybales it's become even more efficient. 576 wheat goes into one stack of bales. With a big enough field, like 3 harvests and you've got literally all the food you could need.

I've got a small server with my friends, and I sell shit tons of wheat for iron. With a steady flow of iron I don't have to find myself I can focus efforts on finding diamonds.

Imagine not being a wheat Baron

Based wheat baron

Unironically r-slurred. My only source of food in Minecraft is either carrots, wheat or potatoes. Minimal investment for literal stacks of food at a time. It takes significantly more time and interaction to breed animals for food and wait for them to grow.

A vegan playthrough is actually possible in minecraft. What is this guy complaining about?

I wish I didn't see this sentence.

That eating meat restores more hunger points than vegetables

Just like real life but that doesn’t stop vegans now does it

Like v*gans have a sense of reality

Forgive me for being a g-slur but mushroom stew with dandelions restores much more saturation.

True but finding mushrooms and dandelions is more inefficient than cow farming. Their point is that irl meat takes 16 calories of feed to make 1 calorie of meat. That's true, but also stupid

Not really, having challenged myself in autistic ways (in Minecraft ofc) its pretty ez to find atleast a stack of dandelions within the first 10 minutes. But yeah, vegans are fuckin retarded.

minecraft animal autism incoming: Minecraft devs overhauled the ocean biome but refused to add sharks, a widely requested animal, under the guise of "animal cruelty" concerns because they don't want kids to think its ok to kill sharks. But you can burn other animals alive as they run away from your sword in game, so what gives? Well, many believe it's to comply with the Chinese market, as Chyna is undergoing a massive anti shark-eating campaign as of recent years with very high profile celebrities and shit. Minecraft also added the panda bear as a sign of reverence to China.

They are owned by Microsoft, and introduced the most anti-fun mob in the game, what do you expect from them?

Are you talking about that one manta ray that kills you if you don't sleep enough? Because that shit is just fucking awful and ruins servers.

That's the one. The only saving grace of that thing is they can be turned off server side.

Nothing beats a nice dungeon/nether run only to get divebombed by those things the second you step out to go home.

Fuckers hit boxes are so small too. At least with ghasts they are easy to hit.

I avoided the game when it came out. I do not need another cliffracer situation.

Wait, this is what we're going to cancel notch for?

8 years ago

Ahh, he hadn't revealed his power level yet.

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THESE FUCKERS MUST BE ON THE FRONT LINES

Hey retards in the comments, maybe read the actual post.

It's factually true that vegetarian food is more calorie efficient than meat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feed_conversion_ratio

Didn't you study this in high school biology?

I mean yeah who the fuck cares about that shit in a game where you punch blocks tho

Calorie efficiency matters.

Sorry buddy but soybean paste will never beat a good filet.

Nobody cares.

Why'd you reply to me then, f@ggot?

How dare you speak to me

I'd rather eat a burger that doesn't make me grow tits, thanks though.

Considering you're already there I don't think it'll make much difference.

nothing like vegan seething

Cope, just take the L carnist

Beef has more of that "tastes like beef" efficiency tho

Meat tastes better

Eating bird food is boring nerd

killing things is fun and therefore should be rewarded in video games 😎

The only valid response.

It's not more efficient if you only cared which food makes you more full, and which food lasts longer in your body. Which is what the game illustrates.

Oh my God what a fargoth. I bet he punches wood every day to find his missing ring.

Giantbomb is a slightly less hysterical version of Kotaku so I'm not sure what you were expecting.

Is Giantbomb still a thing???

Dead to me after they hired the screeching jewess abby

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Say what now?

Holy shit what an autist lmao

8 years ago

Also so many minecraftcels in the comments 😷😷

When I play Minecraft I like to designate some places as national parks that I don’t do any surface mining or logging at.