Wanna-be hall monitor pleads with the j@nnies to shut down comedy shows cause of the rona

36  2020-07-24 by SlimjobDopamine

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It will always amaze me how these narc types came crawling out of the woodworks with the age of social media and they weren't met with disdain but rather praise.

the disdain comes from the terminally online. everyone else nods their heads then goes to a restaurant that evening

Part of the problem is that everything you're saying FEELS like a response to what this guy said but it's actually a non-sequitur. You are describing "the safest ways that people are putting on shows" but that's entirely different from those shows being "safe".

Think of it this way: The safest way to climb Mount Everest is still really fucking dangerous.

Hahahahaha.

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the virgin

ok but like plenty of comedy shows are fully compliant with social distancing guidelines

vs the chad

YOU ARE LITERALLY MASSACRING THE ELDERLY BY WATCHING SOME DUDE TELL JOKES IN A PARK YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

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I couldn’t be more sick of standup comedy. They think they’re these modern day philosophers, and it’s getting annoying.