ayy lmao

30  2020-07-24 by quality_bratwurst

23 comments

That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

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I missed you Snappy!

Antigravity contraception when? Can’t wait to practice semen retention all up inside my bitches

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Hii bb, red or white today? 🍷

you don’t know her, she goes to school in a different dimension

Talk talk talk soon soon soon, show me the anti-gravity shit/autopsy footage/hyperdrive or it’s fake.

Aim higher. Alien butthole

That otherworldly bussy tho

Notice that it's written by Leslie Kean, the same UFO nut who's written several articles for them fawning over Luis Elizondo and his grifter associates. They keep putting out the same bullshit year after year and nothing ever comes of it. I wouldn't take them seriously even if I was getting an anal probe.

It's amazing to see how far the NYT has fallen. They've had credibility issues going back to the Iraq war at least, but they're just pathetic now. There's the UFO stories, the 1619 Project, the imaginary 66 white nationalist car rampages. At this point when I hear about the NYT publishing something, it's way more likely to be because it's hilariously silly than that they actually broke a story.

They've had credibility issues going back to the Iraq war at least

Walter Duranty you ahistorical moron

I love the idea of aliens, half my YouTube recommendations are Fermi paradox shit. I want this all to be true sooooo bad. But I’m convinced it’s either drones and sensor bamboolzing tech being tried out on unsuspecting .mil pilots and/or us fucking with RUS or CN, making them think we have x tech or research useless shit.

But also Jimmy Carter said reported he saw aliens and promised to reveal shit once president then never mentioned it again. So who knows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_UFO_incident

Daddy would definitely be regarded enough to tweet about alien proof, so there’s hope for truth

Scully you're not gonna believe this