My ex diagnosed herself with borderline and went ahead and diagnosed me with borderline too (her therapist agrees even though we've never met). I keep explaining it's a made-up diagnosis so white women can have an excuse to be crazy but that just makes her think I'm trans.
teachers unions make me irrationally angry. the union in my region threatened to strike a while ago because they didn’t have enough sick days. they had 130 annually
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
Y'kno, I hate liberals, teachers, whypipo, teachers, whinging freaks, teachers, craggy reach-around advocates and teachers as much as the next person.
But going to a protest isn't cause for someone to start stalking you anymore than giving a Popyes' chicken sandwich a positive review while sitting in your car with your Dad's suit on is.
I don't get why this is using "the same harassment tactics on us". Show me where this guy harrassed anyone.
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103 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-07-24
Every time.
49 SnideBumbling 2020-07-24
Another bit:
Why is it that people are unable to use "prejudiced" and "biased" and instead insist on being absolute fucking r*tards?
27 RightWingGalllowboob 2020-07-24
AAVE is heckin valid
5 Thereal14words 2020-07-24
a bong speaking aave?
3 godsrmay 2020-07-24
https://youtu.be/q8FXwaiT7uw
17 Giulio-Cesare 2020-07-24
Gotta side with the rightoid dad here, I wouldn't want this person teaching my kids.
20 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-07-24
My ex diagnosed herself with borderline and went ahead and diagnosed me with borderline too (her therapist agrees even though we've never met). I keep explaining it's a made-up diagnosis so white women can have an excuse to be crazy but that just makes her think I'm trans.
74 facebookcreepin 2020-07-24
Uh huh
41 noPENGSinALASKA 2020-07-24
Hey, it's possible to stand 6 feet away from the building you throw a Molotov at bigot
9 WallyWendels 2020-07-24
A molotov of peace.
14 skelegrump 2020-07-24
The protests are slowing covid, sweaty. It’s science
do👏better👏
6 kermit_was_wrong 2020-07-24
That's pretty typical for towns, lmao. Are you an urbancel or a ruralcel?
8 facebookcreepin 2020-07-24
The only thing she said that I believe is that fact that she went alone.
4 kermit_was_wrong 2020-07-24
Guessing ruralcel.
56 sous_vide_pizza 2020-07-24
Daily reminder: “if you can’t do, teach”
Teachers are automatic failures. They tried literally everything and still had to go into teaching. Abject failures. Pathetic. Lowest of the low.
87 ThinkingOnce 2020-07-24
20 years later
17 sous_vide_pizza 2020-07-24
Teaching isn’t doing and indoctrination is a doing thing. I think we’re all safe
5 aqouta 2020-07-24
Slight exception to the retired professionals doing it for fun. The only good teachers I had didn't need the paycheck.
3 sous_vide_pizza 2020-07-24
They’re just failures who were just good enough to not get fired in their profession but couldn’t work their way up to retire on a yacht
No thanks
3 Wewraw 2020-07-24
They’re basically babysitters who want six figures for less work than a hostess at a busy Denny’s.
2 bigfishpuzzy 2020-07-24
teachers unions make me irrationally angry. the union in my region threatened to strike a while ago because they didn’t have enough sick days. they had 130 annually
45 SnapshillBot 2020-07-24
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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26 Twogreens 2020-07-24
😶🐶
38 SnideBumbling 2020-07-24
I hope the guy manages to get this teacher fired.
17 ThinkingOnce 2020-07-24
It's 2020 sweaty.
5 somestupidname1 2020-07-24
Good luck 🤭
32 loli_esports 2020-07-24
12 ItsAPowerFade 2020-07-24
yawn
No way this is real.
4 bumshecksagogo 2020-07-24
Y'kno, I hate liberals, teachers, whypipo, teachers, whinging freaks, teachers, craggy reach-around advocates and teachers as much as the next person.
But going to a protest isn't cause for someone to start stalking you anymore than giving a Popyes' chicken sandwich a positive review while sitting in your car with your Dad's suit on is.
I don't get why this is using "the same harassment tactics on us". Show me where this guy harrassed anyone.
3 watermark1917 2020-07-24
Fuck you
2 jannitalia 2020-07-24
🤭
2 Ravensthrowit 2020-07-24
Jesus fuck this website makes me sad
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1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-07-24
Baitiest Bait I've seen is the bay.