r/TheRightCantMeme eats a truckload of the babylon bee’s finest onions

51  2020-07-24 by rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee

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I see The Babylon Bee has learned how best to bait leftoids.

Anytime you see them comparing adult children throwing temper tantrums to the Boston tea party protestors I’m just like;

🤤🤤🤤

I'm sorry to report that the Bablyon Bee does that as well. But some how with even more of a cognitive blunt.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-that-revolted-over-three-pence-tax-on-tea-now-pretty-cool-with-government-destroying-everybodys-livelihood

Babylon bee seething while pretending to be ironic 🤤🤤🤤

Leftypol thot becomes famous after (((Infowars))) fakes an interview with her which then goes msm viral.

nb4 total (((coincidence)))
nb4 bomb Iran and mix Mexicans with whites to save the American race!
t. Alex last 30 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z88SJy-AKtE [Embed]

Anonymous (ID: NKbadmwE) 05/17/18(Thu)18:18:15 No.171977965▶>>171978081 >>171978755 >>171995194 >>171996634 >>171998347
171977406 (OP)
All Mexicans have negroid DNA. That’s why Jews want us to mix with them. So the mud blood destroys our race

Anonymous (ID: x2STtpeZ) 05/17/18(Thu)18:19:04 No.171978049▶>>171990410
171977406 (OP)
infowars has been faking interviews and staging shit since it's existed. literally how stupid do you have to be to never realize that literally every representative of the opposing view points that they show is always the most gross caricature possible without realizing that all of it is staged and fake with paid actors? oh wait boomer level stupid

Anonymous (ID: XFb3dE5M) 05/17/18(Thu)18:19:24 No.171978081▶>>171995194
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What are you on about Jamal?

Anonymous (ID: bkBtiKEv) 05/17/18(Thu)18:19:32 No.171978095▶>>172003114
171977406 (OP)
wow this is super surprising. im really surprised. this is such a shock to me. incredible.
https://youtu.be/26W-AQl2uZ4 [Embed]
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Anonymous (ID: x2STtpeZ) 05/17/18(Thu)18:20:25 No.171978199▶>>171978329
171977406 (OP)
also stop posting retarded e celeb shit here no one cares about wanna be pundi thot bird brain

This is one of the worst post I have EVER seen. Delete it.

I am a bot.

Based

Speak the truth bot 😍

Watermark has really descended into schizposting four channel content. You hate to see it.

DON'T DOWNVOTE WATERMARK he's a part of the community for better or for worse.

jeez, watermark, your posts have lost your rage touch but now they are just longer.

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Did some dramat*rd go into these comments intentionally saying the stupidest shit I could read or is /r/therightcantmeme actually proof of carbon monoxide reducing brain function?

I really wish I was conservative. Never have to question anything, have my beliefs catered to at all times, and get to make up shit on purpose. How easier life would be.

Calls Che a dictator.....

He’s a revolutionary who fought for the peasants and the oppressed against American backed imperialist crooks who were raping Cuba dry WORDS WORDS WORDS

Despite the autism, I don't see any drama in the thread, just circlejerking l*ftoids about how rightoids are similarly disabled.

I was raised Protestant. I'm not religious anymore but I try to give people the benefit of the doubt and see things from their perspective, and treat people with kindness.

Commies make that really, really hard.

Viciously attacking people who don't hold your views like tribal warfare is basically Reddit politics modus operandi.

That and taking every joke seriously or purposefully leaving out important context.

taking every joke seriously or purposefully leaving out important context

The top comment is about the Boston Tea Party and how this is the same thing. The top reply to this is that it is labeled as a rebellion against a controlling power; which later leads to the revolutionary war.

I do not understand if this is a joke or not, because these are mostly happening in Democrat states. Like, are the extreme leftists ready to "Boston Tea Party" the libs? Is it ironic because the rightists(sp?) had the Tea Party Conservatives? I don't really get the joke or meme the leftists are using for these protests/occupations/riots

It's funny cuz true except don't forget the joke has to be dissected down to one word that proves the poster has some ism.

Why are you even on this sub then

Suck my fat cawk, that's why

Omg yes please 🤤

could be either one...

Why are these far rightoid r/therightcantmeme people advocating for foreign Argentinian red fascists Che?

People in there saying "LOL THE RIGHT NEVER USES THE INSULT SMOOTHBRAIN BECAUSE THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!"

Like this fucking retard thinks that brains having gyri is some secret fucking thing?

Should we tell him that Che hated gays and blacks? Also Most Cubans hated Che.

Che never killed anyone who didn't deserve it

Nah Che was an absolute bastard who was willing to kill every Cuban in Cuba just to spite America. He consistently advocated for nuclear war between Cuba and America and said r-slurred shit about Cubans being martyrs, etc.

Commies love their genocidal misunderstood """heroes"""

He helped push many African countries on the cusp of development into living in the poverty that Cubans and Soviets lived in. There is little evidence he helped anyone achieve a better life. Unless you happened to be friends with the connected people on the right committees (which is ironically the whole reason they wanted a new economic system in the first place).

Youre gonna get drama banned with your comments

Imagine thinking reddit admons have a problem with violent leftyposting

I like you better when you break character

I love calling people smooth-brains, I've never heard a Republican use it. I doubt they know enough about physiology to understand why that's even an insult.

everything about this is 🤢🤢🤢🤮
if this person is older than 14 they need to increase their safety measures

I’m so smart, I’m going to use a term they might not even comprehend, they won’t know what hit ‘em 😏

use a term they might not even comprehend

That’s why you gotta hit em with the Ol’ n-slur.

This person is at least 22 guaranteed.

...and lives in the basement of his parents house.

Isn't smooth-brain a very common insult in English? Genuinely asking, I'm Swedish.

Only common on the internet tbh

I shorten it to just koala with my friends.

And in your meetings with your therapist.

zoz

zle

zozzle

its not uncommon, but its not like idiot or something.

where's the drama?

Delicious leftoid seethe 😋

yum yum 😋😋😋

Is it rlly delicious tho. Leftoid seeth is so smug and annoying. Rightoid seething you can tell they are genuinely fuming and raging.

It's an acquired taste.

It's the common sense abortion control shit again.

Why can’t protesters be calm and well behaved like our forefathers?!?!

It bothers me how so many people push the narrative that the Boston tea party was actually super peaceful.

OK so it's an insurrection then? Like officially an attempt to overthrow the government?

Sounds like a good reason for the government to put its boot down if that's the comparison we're going with.

Exactly. If this is an insurrection then it comes off as whiny and childish to complain about the government cracking down on it.

I somehow doubt the Patriots of the revolutionary war were shocked when the British swung back in force. They grit their teeth and fought back.

You don't understand!! The poor Portlanders immigrated to Portland from the greater United States in hopes of a more progressive lifestyle, and not under the control of a facist orange dictator 😭

Then, for no reason at all, the facist United States sent federal Nazi soldiers to annex the peaceful Portland colony.

They didn't even do anything wrong!!!

These folks really like throwing the Boston Tea Party out there when the topic of ‘protests, sure...but riots tho?’ comes up.

It's a great comparison and one that I agree with. You see the Boston Tea Party was an act of insurrection and as such the government at the time had the right to send the soldiers in to restore order.

I say we uphold those parallels and see how it goes.

They made sure that only the Britts got fucked and made sure nobody stole the merchandise they were destroying. Not the same thing as stealing legos from Target after America's Greatest Landlord dies.

I really wish I was conservative. Never have to question anything, have my beliefs catered to at all times, and get to make up shit on purpose. How easier life would be.

How do these people exist?

el che

whats happening with this here, even as a leftoid im lost with this new brand of autismo

Our forefathers committed treason and murdered thousands of what we would describe as "federal troops" in a general uprising for which they all would have been hanged.

But instead they won, so we use different words for it!

yes.jpg. Winning matters, and might makes right. Welcome to the real world. Fucking kids these days.

You did it wrong but yes they believe that if you’re a Fed you’re a white supremacist.

there's proof it was agent provocateurs.

where's the proof?

5 paragraph essay explaining that there's no proof, but that doesn't matter since cops bad.

Ah the "E" word, the last refuge of a shill scoundrel. "Evidence." How can we have evidence when the most powerful organizations on earth are destroying and obfuscating evidence, and turning attack dogs against us? We have something better and clearer than evidence, the "known truth." Known truth is a powerful tool in the war on disinformation. It's a fact that is self-evidently true, but cannot be confirmed using the tools of the truth suppressor.

For example, we know that chemtrails are real and are being sprayed as we speak. That is a fact. We don't have primary sources for that, but that doesn't change the fact that it's true. It is a known truth, with evidence being withheld.

Who asked?

bruh

Isn't the Babylon Bee a right wing version of the Onion? Obviously it's subjective, but they could just be pointing out that it's not paeticularly funny. Most of the other shit they post is pretty tryhard.

I love the idiots praising che on that thread while they are gay themselfs. Idiots.

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Ah the brilliant troll where you say what you actually unironically believe and then when people call you on it say "I wuz jus jok!"

There is no drama here

agendaposting be gone

active in these communities

stupidpol

mylittlepony

take me away boys

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