Seattle PD prepares for their last stand as mayor bans pepper spray and other non lethal tools. Mommy PD sends ominous email to signal the end.

23  2020-07-25 by SpurdoXD

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I only see two feasible options left for Portland and Seattle. Either treat them like Carthage where we we raze them to the ground and sow salt into the soil or we let both cities burn down, inevitably descend into anarchy, then we implement a Judge Dredd style law enforcement unit complete with Iso-Cubes and all to finally clean up the unwashed, homeless chapo junkies from the streets.

I think the pigs should all evacuate and then D*ddy should make an open declaration that the whitoid rightoids can turn the pnw into their ethnostate if they can capture it, and at the same time post an outstanding bounty offering cash rewards for Nazi scalps. Let the problem sort itself out and televise the whole thing.

The Apprentice: Who Wants To Be A Warlord

My based-senses are making me quiver with this great idea

We need HD streaming cams set up all over, first.

nazi scalps

I'm in

The PNW gets a rep as far left but it's really not outside of Seattle and Portland. Nuke those two cities and the region would shift 20 points red overnight

Let them burn it down themselves and deny them federal funding to rebuild.

Nice, that's a good idea

Between that and all the businesses that will leave they'll be begging for money for everyone else.

Ya, it is strange. Id have thought SF would be doing the same, what happened?

Wokies don’t even live in SF proper, and can’t get into the city to do anything meaningful.

Burning down their parents suburb in Pleasanton or Santa Rosa doesn’t have the same impact to it.

Fair point.

The feds should sell all the assets in portland, move every federal job to salem pull all federal funding, and let portland take care of itself. But first install a bunch of webcam so we can all watch it fart itself into oblivion.

It would be exactly the same as it is now. Which is decidedly meh.

Portland Exclusion Zone, P.E.Z.

Delicious

Let it 🔥

It'll be interesting to see what happens. Trump's Right Wing Death Squads picking people up in Portland suggests that the federal government might be preparing to intervene if local government will not. No doubt said local (possibly state?) governments will flip shit over jurisdiction if this happens.

Hilarious that when we have a potential actual state's rights showdown, the sides are flipped lol.

So Iron Maiden songs vs "I Am The Law". Pretty metal.

DADDY DREDD 🍆💦💦💦

I don’t think Ice cube was in judge dredd tbh 🤔

This is why I'll never understand white supremacists. Without the supremecy of the Lord all mayo societies devolve into Portland and Seattle. They revert back to their natural state of being equal to the Africans. As we all know mayos and Africans were both originally hunter gathers, but only mayos managed to change through the will of Allah. In conclusion China once again proves the superior intellect of the Han Chinese; after all, which country is the most effective to dealing with those who seek its end?

my man dropping truth bombs out here

Ka-BOOOOOOM!

Bruh, we wuz vikingz an shiet before jesus came.

Alls I know is the Vikings disliked the Italians and fucked up their shit. They seemed like good guys.

They also went to Greece to learn how to love bussy. Truly based

Imagine tolerating wops

loot farmers because you can't build your own civilization

the only evidence of your culture is a book of fairy tales written by a Christian

one of your greatest deities is a Marvel hero

loot farmers because you can't build your own civilization

What else would you do during the growing season? Sit at home with your one wife and get bored? Fuck that, we gonna go get some French bitches, boys!

the only evidence of your culture is a book of fairy tales written by a Christian

I mean if ships, weapons, and runestones dont count as culture.

one of your greatest deities is a Marvel hero

Fucking awesome. Look at how based we are, even today people worship our gods. Can you imagine how pathetic it would be if there had been no great heroes from our race so they had to make up a fake place to give us a hero?

This is how little we know about Vikangz culture:

There are dozens of locations named after the Vikang god Ullr. This is a lot more than places named after Loki (not including post-Christianization renames), so Ullr must have been a really important god.

This is the lore blurb for Ullr in the video game Smite. I link this because it has more words than the actual written evidence we have of Ullr. Even that written evidence is a couple centuries after Christianization -- basically the first "we wuz Vikangz"

Off the top of my head Ullr was Thors stepson via Sif. He was an archer and liked to duel. That right there is more than we know about Eve and Adams daughter. Czech mate, Christ-slurs.

Saxoncels are mad because the peak of their culture is beans on toast and pedophile game show hosts.

I will never ask our officers to risk their personal safety to protect property without the tools to do so in a safe way.

Not even Kshama Sawant's house? 😏

Holy shit, there's an honest to God Trotskyist on the Seattle City Council? That's hilarious.

The Pacific Northwest really is the dumbest place in America.

It's a good argument for the limited effect that education has on overall intelligence. As observed, someone can be highly educated but still dumb as a bag of rocks.

"Educating" an idiot with no critical thinking abilities is called indoctrination. None of this would be happening if we didn't turn colleges into adult summercamps with nearly no barrier of entry aside from cash.

Yeah surprising absolutely no one the embarrassing anarchist LARP took place smack dab in the middle of her district.

Sawant’s house is not property

Imma seriouspost. What's their actual justification? What do they expect police to use during riots lol

Then I'll seriouspost in return. They are removing tools from the police because they view the riots as righteous and do not want them suppressed. In addition to this they are currently working on a plan to cut the police force by 50% and to cut the jail and prison population by 60%.

They are cutting back on law enforcement because enforcing the law disproportionately affects minorities and that has become intolerable. That is the justification.

How long do you think it will take for Seattle to turn into an actual shithole even more then it is now?

No idea, I don't live there so I'm not sure how it is on the ground. I'm close to portland and most of the insanity there is in a relatively small area, for example.

I think a lot of this depends on how the election goes, and how optimistic people are about the future in general. A lot of people have the mindset of "yeah this year sucks ass but next year will be better." Whats gonna happen if we hit january and shit seems worse than ever?

The message I'm taking from this comment is I should vote Trump 2020 solely on the grounds of boosting dramacoin for us retards on this sub

imagine the rightoid seethe though.

But if I'm being honest, both t-slur and politics drama has gotten incredibly stale for me. A biden win might be at least refreshing in the drama sense.

good point. the leftoid meltdown in 2016 was absolutely glorious and it would only be fair to watch karens and boomers with wraparound sunglasses scream themselves purple in impotent rage.

time will tell...

both t-slur and politics drama has gotten incredibly stale for me

thankfully we have snally here to post obscure witchcraft drama from forums in 1999.

Till big companies move out, Wich will happen soon. Surrounding counties will beef up law enforcement.

Who cares? All of the tech workers work from home now in Bellevue, Kirkland, etc.

It's a mob mentality where you either join them or they turn on you. So for the city council, they've got to make more and more extreme demands if they don't want to become the target. They don't have any rational plan for how this will turn out except that they want to protect themselves.

That’s why I hope Daddy just lets this run its course. Though I do feel bad for the normal humans there, it’s their fault for not voting against this madness.

Real bullets.

Council is sick of the riots but painted themselves into a woke corner, only way out is to provoke a bloodbath.

So if the mayor banned pepper spray, why doesn't she tell the fire department to lend the PD some fire truck to spray water? You need some form of crowd control to disperse the crowd. What is the PD to do now, blow kisses at the crowd?

The mayor and city council don't want the cops dispersing crowds.

I bet the protests won't be anywhere near his house.

Her house, and it was protesters coming to her place that made her finally close down the CHAZ instead of posturing on twitter that the whole thing was a block party.

Not the four teenage black kids who got shot there, them showing up at her house was what finally pulled the plug on that experiment.

Yeah, that's her way of paying protection money.

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The protesters wont enjoy that. The water is actually dangerous, my dad had his arm broken by a water cannon during a protest 50 years ago. They would be better off gassing people if they want to look humane.

Is his arm okay now?

Ya, hes fine.

Okay thanks for responding!

suck his dick.

One of these dumpster fires has a system where the mayor doesn’t control the emergency service and the council does or someone else entirely. I’m pretty sure it’s seattle.

Also the FD said at one that they aren’t going to get involved and won’t even give the keys to their trucks so they can be used. Also Seattle I think.

Too much craziness at the moment to remember.

Worth noting that Mommy Best isn't just saying this for the safety of cops, but even more so for the sake of the rioters. Only the most idiotic of champagne socialists would think batons are more humane than pepper spray.

Breaking morale with a baton charge and disabling someone with a baton are very, very different. We're talking concussions or broken bones to have the same disabling effect as flash bangs or spray. If the rioters don't back down, and are in huge numbers, it'll get real ugly.

The council are asking cops to wade into a crowd and engage in what would end up looking like a viking shield wall. Plenty of cops would be hurt, but protestors would be destroyed. For reference see how Spain policed the Catalonia independence vote. Old people with broken fingers twisted in every direction and a whole lot of cracked skulls.

This is going to be genuinely fucked up if it happens.

I don't really give a shit if either of those groups get hurt tbh.

Mayo on mayo violence: a tradition stretching back for all time

. Old people with broken fingers twisted in every direction and a whole lot of cracked skulls.

Yay! We finally get to be like liberal mecca, europe!

Having judges make these decisions is a total mess. So far every time I've seen one I looked up who appointed them and they've always decided on party lines.

Did they learn nothing from Vietnam?

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