r/news tries to prove that being prevented from burning down a courthouse is the start of martial law

1  2020-07-25 by SlimjobDopamine

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So I really love this political climate because this absolutely brain dead comment gets posted in every thread:

I'm sure the 2A crowd will be here any minute to stop tyrannical government, once they're done defending guns in the comment sections of news about mass shootings and defending killer cops

Sorry but I'm not going to be a pro bono mercenary for you just because I was smart enough to buy my own hardware.

They keep saying this and don’t understand why it doesn’t work and own the guntards.

I’m clueless about guns mostly but even I see that these are the same people that do that insufferable “I don’t care if it isn’t an assault weapon, I’m calling it that and no one needs one” whenever they see a modern rifle. They really seem to think all “reasonable” rifles are going to look like great granddad’s old rabbit gun from 100 years ago. Sentiments like that aren’t going to win over any of the Mayo prepper LARP types.

Lol these leftoids voted for people who banned guns in their cities and now want the people they oppressed to come save them only for them to take a world star video of a police killing and using it to oppress the people they oppressed to come save them only for them to take a world star video of a police killing and using it to oppress the people they oppressed to come save them only for them to take a world star video of a police killing and using it to oppress the people they oppressed to come save them only for them to take a world star video of a police killing and using it to oppress the people..

..

Could've used more of these tbh

Also dont forget that these are the people calling ruralcels stupid and a host of other names for voting for daddy.

I'm sorry xer from Portland but Billy Bob from west Virginia would soon rather see glowies put you in a camp than fight for you after calling him a r tard for the last 4 years.

Alot of other pro gun people are also the ones that hate the feds and marxist types equally and watching the two fight each other is enough jerk off material to last them a millennia.

Alot of other pro gun people are also the ones that hate the feds and marxist types equally

As an armed centrist, I confirm this.

Unfortunately how many drooling commies are going to use this opportunity to wake up and stop portraying our liberties as a "right wing" thing?

As an armed centrist, I confirm this.

Same.

Unfortunately how many drooling commies are going to use this opportunity to wake up and stop portraying our liberties as a "right wing" thing?

I honestly believe that more commies are pro gun than not. Its mostly neolibs that seem to be vehemently anti gun. Caveat is commies would like nothing more than seeing right wingers unarmed as well.

That being said most commies are too scared to own a gun because they believe they'd kill themselves first with it because of mental illness. The ones that do have them are probably too scared to use them because they're

severely out numbered by the feds.

Would have no national support by the general population.

And right wing gun owners would rather see them in camps.

Once they start killing feds they'll be labeled terrorists "officially" by the govt and would probably get the al Qaeda treatment.

If I've learned anything from the CHOPscapades it's that if commies with guns get power they immediately turn into the sole thing they hate most quicker and even worse than a fat man eats a hoho.

more commies are pro gun than not

There are so few of them in the real world that they're pretty irrelevant.

neolibs

I can't even tell exactly which way you're misusing this word. 🤦‍♂️

I can't even tell exactly which way you're misusing this word. 🤦‍♂️

To me that's the only one that sounds right. Democrats is too sweeping because alot of leftist groups fall under them. Progressives dont seem to care about gc along with socialists and communists or traditional liberals.

Neo liberals seem to be the only ones I can think of that consistently support gun control. It's the only thing that makes sense to me. Please correct me if I'm wrong or if there is better terminology to use for that part of the democratic party that supports gc.

I'd just say "moderates". Because there's nothing neo about them, since they're the traditional base of the party. And also because "neoliberal" is an economic position, and it's one that both some Democrats and some Republicans have.

Okay that makes sense and I can probably agree with that! Thanks for the input!

Don't ever let them tell you this isn't the friendliest place on the internet. 🤗🤗🤗

Honestly probably is. The only sub that is politic based yet is more friendly is Politicalcompassmemes.

I want lib unity really bad. But the fucking liblefts keep calling us Nazis.

Stupid fucking hicks. The government will never be tyrannical.

Help! The government is tyrannical! Someone get the stupid fucking hicks!

What I've always responded with is "I'm not gonna drive a thousand miles to waste a fed and promptly get capped by his buddies. Stop outsourcing your labor."

Fucking thank you. I'm sick of seeing """""people""""" bitching about retards like me who actually have guns not defending retards who are completely against gun ownership

Penis.

It’s not martial law

but I wish it was

They didn't get jailed en mass, but they would have deserved it.

Chad Wolf

On one hand fuck the federal government, on the other hand having that name is eternally and unfathomably based.

You just know the fœtus was spawn Republican.

All of Portland should be under Martial Law, sooner than later.

All of Portland should be nuked, sooner than later.

It's only M*yos there, so it'd be a good place to start the May*cide.

Inshallah

This is what I love so much about Islam: Even if a halal nuke kills a few brothers, they'll go to heaven while the infidels just burn in hell. Alhamdullillah!

Damn. It's a shame Trump is going to cancel the election like this. How will we destroy federal property on election day?

Martial law shouldn't even be necessary. The citizens of Portland should be siezing the property and usurping the power of the current Portland government, and instituting their own, establishing order by force if necessary. Portland's government is failing its obligation as a government at the most fundamental level by not maintaining its monopoly on violence. The people are not just right, but obliged to establish a new government that will fulfill its obligations.

Marshall*

His arts, his laws. Starting to think this Marshall guy might be fash.

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It seems clear that Wolf has served longer than his legal limit. Extrapolating previous Supreme Court case, every action he has done since his term legally ended is "void."

In other words, all the Portland arrests in the last 50 days may be overturned in court. Now that's good dramacoin

lol who gives a shit

you don't think they'll get around this in corona times?

Wolf will probably get away for now only to have everything overturned in a few months. Perfect for seething on all sides.

Is that possible? Daddy don is still in charge so couldnt he command them directly himself?