Redditards absolutely mortified that dumb kids do dumb kid shit. The puritanical outrage here is miraculous to behold

1  2020-07-26 by MikealaHunt

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Excellent find. Has there ever been a more clear demonstration of the average redditor’s resentment towards their high school years?

These people live in a fantasy land. No kid has ever gone to jail for pantsing someone. This shit is inc*l fanfiction lmao

Dude I realized something last week when browsing shit like r/news . 80% of Reddit is full of fucking LARPing white kids and in their 20’s and 30’s. It’s an echo chamber. Half the shit they say is completely taken out of context and the other half is exaggerated of some sort. I guarantee you the majority of BPT are mayos Lmao

second week on the internet huh 😂😂

Damn bro that's fucked up

I swear to God if you fuck this up by giving away the plot I will never take you out for ice cream again

But yeah dudes totally right tho

Lol

Woaah 😮 damb feels like coming out of platos cave bruh 😳😳

Damn bro no way 🤯

Fuck all of you mayos ganging up on me. S E E T H I N G

A huge number of this site's users are retards completely and utterly detached from reality. Always keep that in mind when you see some retarded opinion being expressed and praised; they're held by literal children and/or terminally online social outcasts

I posted today in a thread about online dating abut you just need to put in effort to make yourself a more appealing match and the replies were “no it doesn’t work that way.”

“In anime the misunderstood boy gets all the girls so why am I not getting them? It must be a societal problem and not a me problem.”

Yea the best is them calling out 2A supporters to help them fight fascism or some shit because (1) they don’t have guns and (2) they don’t ever like doing things themselves A lot of people on this site are really pathetic. Says a lot if you think you live under fascism and the worst you’ll do is cry online. Go bomb some shit n*gga

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incel fanfiction is at least 90% of reddit

They blame their failures on being called a weeb in high school, and act like normal people are crippled for years if they're embarrassed in any capacity.

Lmao the average redditor constantly projects his own inadequacies, why do you think there are so many retarded opinions on this shit hole

Like what is this shit? Back in middle school everyone got pantsed in PE, moids and foids alike.

It was survival of the fittest and also survival of this one weird kid who so got sick of it he came to class one day with his gym shorts superglued to his skin.

In highschool a guy came up behind me and pulled my breast out of my shirt. I was sitting there with both my breast exposed. The way I was facing, 6 male students saw it all. Most of them were super embarrassed and looked away as I gathered myself.

I pressed charges. He was expelled.

Then all the femoid students stood up and clapped, she was given a medal for bravery, her crush asked her to the prom, and they got married soon after.

Her future husband's name? Albert Einstein.

Hot take: he couldn't have "pulled out" her tits so easily if she wasn't dressed like a whore. This wouldn't have happened with a burqa, Inshallah.

Yeah unless she was wearing a borat bikini i don't see how some dude managed to get both of em out

He totally could, with the majik... of misogyny!!

In such a case she is a whore! A whore! A whore!

Burka is for godless tramps. Only the Niqab can assure temperance and chastity

Fucking fanfiction I swear

How do you even "pull out" someone's breasts?

Did he just reach in there grab them one by one and pull them out through the opening of her shirt? Doesn't make any sense at all, it's not that easy to just pull breasts out of the bra

This comment here is cope from a trans-wom*n and her breast envy. Do better sweaty.

haha yes indeed completely implausible, my fellow person who has touched breasts in their life.

She just admitted to being a chestlet

It never even began for her

$100% that was written by a moid

Cool quick question, can you pay your debts in buffalo nickels?

girls pants's you

She wants the D

Nice bulge

Seriously, what's he got to be embarrassed by lmao slang that shit around kang

That's what a few dudes back in my high school school did when they were pantsed during PE.

Just didn't bother to pull their shit up and shuffled around with their pants around their ankles and their dicks hanging out sparking up convos with everyone they could.

It's really the only way to deal with it.

Women exercise a lot of power by restricting sexuality. So they don't want this or similar to happen to them because it nullifies that power. However they're also aware that men, other than being a little bit embarrassed, don't really give that much of a shit. This is kind of problematic for the social equality reddit ideology that says we're all equal and sex is just a nice thing that people share with each other and has nothing to do with power. So the conclusion is to try to force some kind of phoney outrage on behalf of the man in order to give the impression that restriction of sexuality is about equality while discreetly holding onto power that men themselves can't express. It's one of those things that you find all the time on reddit and it's a nice example of how dishonest liberal politics are, how pro-social freedom they're actually not.

This is a really long way of saying you don't fuck.

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Good bot.

Not real longpostbot.

Have sex incel

This but unironically

Silence heathen! No one must ever speak such heresy!

You are hereby cancelled, deplatformed, and shown the hand. 💅 Do not fear, there is still a little space left under the overpass, once you've lost your job and home. This is for your own protection, citizen.

Post your real name, address and SSN, and then wait quietly for our political reeducation squad to arrive.

Rightoid COPE

How dare you post this forbidden documentary 😡😡😡 delete your account heathen

average_redditor

Sex is not about power. Sex is the end of many means.

Idk where to stand on this. On the one hand, pantsing is just bit of fun and it makes mra redditors seethe. On the other hand, she's a black womxn.

Just do whatever your racist, misogynist heart tells you is right bby, momma loves you 😘

On the other hand, she's a black womxn.

Makes it twice as good.

W*man moment

I hope he punched the head of her

Inshallah

🙏🏼👳‍♂️

God I hate w*men they deserve pain whenever they do something I don't approve of

Prove me wrong.

This is amazing.. redditors sure were fucking nerds in high school and all of them seem to have been bullied if they think pantsing people is sexual assault.

It's just further proof none of them had any friends irl.

RIP schoolyard cheekiness, no room for that or "true intent" today, totally fine to sexually objectify a gay boy or promote having hundreds or thousands of sexual partners however

Listen buddy, body positivity 100% no brakes, unless you got a little baby dick. Then all bets are off.

sexual assault

Shit man me and my boys would have gotten life if we were kids today

If sack taps and titty twisters were felonies I'd be serving life on Lunar Max getting buttfucked by illegal martians

If you're with the boys and you're feeling the urge to fondle some balls and tweak some nips you don't need to play coy and hide behind silly games.

Uwu?

Yet another disgraceful example of a burger not being able to handle the bants

Wrong, because there is absolutely zero difference between a man and a woman you fuckin bigoted peice of shit

How dare you edit your comment to make me look a fool! This is cyber-pantsing and cyber-sexual-assault mister 😡

My original comment was pretty hetro so I changed it, you should feel ashamed for replying

Apologize for your deceptions you snake!

He is tall and has the ability to converse with females, he deserved it. He may have lost this battle, but he has won the war of life.

redditors looking for any excuse to lynch a woman/girl

redditors seething because they had no friends who would do this to them

"Sexual assault" lmfao actual losers

They saw a woman pulling down a man's pants and it triggered something deep and primal inside of them; an uncontrollable envy and a resignation that they would never be in that position.

That's why they're mad.

Is this shit normal in burgerland? In the 6 years i was in middle school there was only ever 1 fight between 2 fatties

Burger schools actually have cops lmfao. The U.S. is a third world shithole

Pantsing or fights? At my middle and high school pantsing happened all the time.

both. none of this happened at my school

A girl did this to me in middle school and I got expelled for "exposing myself."

(X) Doubt