And then everyone at the party clapped for this brave redditor standing up against his abusive father.

On a more serious note, how exactly does seetheposting on gay internet forums help one get over the problem of shitty parenting?

seetheposting on gay internet forums help one get over the problem of shitty parenting?

It doesn't. It's unmoderated group therapy. It's like people who post on those mental illness subreddits.

Seeking out a bunch of depressed redditors for help with your depression is like going to the bar to get help for your alcoholism.

That's why I bussy in moderation

So you’re telling me my local AA meetings aren’t supposed to be at the bar? I thought that was the whole point of the group...

Then why are we on r/drama

Remember that ancient /r/atheist post where the kid claimed to go off lecturing some christians and everyone clapped. I think it was at a funeral, or he was working retail? Maybe there were two stories

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"I'm your father, I'll do whatever the fuck I want and you can't do anything about it."

I'm sure these were his exact words, apparently everyone's parents/significant others/coworkers are cartoon villains on Reddit.

What really happened is OP threw a bitchfit and his dad told him he wasn't serious and to stop being a pussy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXV-x2YSnpk&t=26s

I looked up at him and stared right into those cold black eyes of his. He just smirked xenophobically and began twirling his perfectly groomed mustache before lowering his hand to stroke his pointed goatee.

I rose shakily to my feet, adrenaline coursing through my veins and the fear of the monster before me clawing at my soul. At this moment I no longer saw a father before me, but rather a demon draped in human skin; a nightmare cloaked in the flesh of a father who had sold off my funkpop collection after I staged a revolution by defying his orders to take out the trash last Saturday.

I was afraid, but I wasn't going to give in. I unsheathed my holy baseball bat, ExcaliBern, forged by Saint Sanders himself, and raised it above my head. Today, the demon of Parkway Cul-de-sac was finally going to suffer for his crimes against humanity.

His beady eyes, still gazing into my own, became slits as he squinted racistly at me. He opened his mouth, bearing his teeth, and simply said, "Come, my child. If you wish to strike me down for all of the atrocities I've committed then do so. But know this- you will never defeat me; your spirit may be pure, but that purity is a weakness. Only by giving yourself over to the darkness can you truly gain the power you seek. Only by succumbing to the hatred that dwells within the heart of mankind and rejecting the light can you hope to stand a chance against me."

My father unsheathed his Spinal Blade, forged from the vertebrae of countless homeless black children. "Strike me down if you can, child. But know this- if you're not strong enough to defeat me then you will most assuredly be taking out the trash tonight."

African-American Goddess, please protect me," I prayed.

That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

I am a bot.

eating a burger without pepperjack

longpostbot you have disappointed me

Mayo bot can't handle the heat

chef's kiss love it, ended too soon.

One day I will release a sequel.

I. LOST. MY. SHIT.

Damn gurl take a chill pill. 😎

I. LOST. MY. SHIT

Well ya better go find it.

Not if I find it first

He replied to his own post and no one picked it up

Everyone in that sub will be lonely and sad this Christmas.

Yeah ... swinging an aluminum bat “as hard as I can”, even if you’re some weak Zoomer, is going to reduce the side of someone’s head to mush.

Would bet a janitor’s yearly salary that this never happened.

This kid would make even the most devout Catholic turn Pro Choice.

how tf did you find this four year old post

NTA

I grabbed the aluminum bat hanging from his belt and swung it as hard as I possibly could at that jupiter-sized ball of fat he calls a head. He fell straight to the floor without a single sound, (Other than the 'F'TANGGG' of the bat.) I wouldn't be surprised if I knocked a few of his stupid teeth out, too. When he eventually woke up, he couldn't remember how he got knocked out, so I just said he had stumbled and hit his head on the door on the way out of the room.

100% real and truth-pilled.

he would know immediately if he had knocked teeth out or not because there would be blood everywhere. Aluminum bats always make comic book noises when they strike people, this is common knowledge

This is worrying. I don't really have much sympathy for him, but you could've killed him and ruined your own life because of it. I think you should look into shelters or contact CPS or similar to get away from him, because what's gonna happen next time?

Peak RBNer