I'm fat enough for both of us

Banned

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I love you all.

Prove it

You know what we want to see

So post it.

Prove your love

Post bussy

Your uncle really fucked you up huh?

Nice

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Nice, I got molested by my babysitter when I was 5.

What was his name?

Dad

I think we had the same babysitter??

I'll trade you. Bussy for bussy

Has there ever been a Dramatoid who showed their bussy?

There's a video going around of a guy who was able to shove his testicles into his own bussyhole before shitting them out.

I love you all

thats super fucking gay

i'm not fat

You're all stupid,

yes

fat,

no i'm still human

ugly,

just my personality

pretentious, odious, fucking bitch nerds.

yes

Fair.

gaaayyyyy

this sub stopped being a community after hitting 50k subs, cmv

Nothing is cool if more than one person participates. Maybe everyone could leave and you can just jerk yourself off, then you’d have your own private community.

And I would watch and jerk off myself

we did before the constant going private and mass bans after 100k

You have proven again and again that this sub is a much more honest and intellectual playground than r/jordanpeterson aka lobster 🦞 cels otherwise known as thin-skinned-cels.

I am eternally grateful for your keen insights into the culture of this sub and am very pleased with your solutions and the civil discussions in the comments.

If you love me that much why don't you blow me anymore?!

stfu gay boy

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I mean you mavke good points but I think I might have given my wife's boyfriend chlamydia. I admit I've been eating some pretty oily foods recently but over the last few days I've been producing the most viscous, sticky turds; heavy and protien packed. When they lay in the toilet bowl, there's an oily film on the surface of the water like a rainbow dancing in the light. I could stare at it for hours if it wasn't for the pungent smell driving me out, which is the smell of a thousand battlefields- rank with the smell of men dying in their own filth as they soil their own breeches; their final act before they die.

Anyway, I find wiping after these turds to be difficult. No matter how much paper I use it's never clean, right? So I decided to step into the shower and blast my butthole with the shower nozzle at close range. My wife's boyfriend has been staying with us (I'm sleeping on the couch) and he used the shower and has subsequently developed a massive case of pink-eye. I noticed it as he was choking me for not cleaning the dishes properly but since then he has been complaining about a burning sensation. My wife took him to the ER and she just called screaming that he has an STD and may loose the sight in his eye. She's convinced it's my fault as all the other men in her polyamorous mutually respectful social commune get checked regularly (they told her this- at least one of them says he gets checked. I think one of them hit her when she asked. She told me to mind my own fucking business about it and locked herself in her bedroom for two days when I noticed the black eye).

Anyway, that's what's going on with me. How's your wife doing with that Great Dane?

You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.

I am a bot.

I love you King

I'm not fat and my mom thinks I'm handsome

That's nice to hear babe, now can I put my foreskin around your cock?

I just realized, cutcels can't do docking

That's sad, isn't it? They can receive though, and imagine how cold their tips must be. Go out now and embrace one!

Doing it as we speak 😎

I'm really proud of you, son

I'm only like 2 or 3 of those things.

I'm not fat you're fat

Doesn't bother my ass.