Yuropoor has a full blown brain aneurysm

1  2020-07-27 by Aero06

54 comments

Ayyy lmao, the OP of that thread is a self-hating Burger.

Also don't brigade, blah blah.

that's a pretty based thread tbh, is the counter-counter-counter circle jerk starting, but this time for real guys?

It is always time to dump on burgers. Enjoy your virus.

he didn't already catch the virus

he stayed at home this whole time instead of having a normal social life

Okay, anti social loser 😫😳

My country has eliminated the virus, our bars and clubs and sporting and social events have been open with no restrictions for months.

Suuuuuuuuck my diiiiiick.

New Zealand? Enjoy getting poor lmao. Can't wait for literally 1 new infection to ruin 6 months of hiding

Poor? We're back up and running, the fuck you talking about? Lmao.

Maybe he's suggesting you should have had everything open the whole time like the US?

If you're not at the bars and out shopping during a pandemic then you're a poor country.

Hahaha. It's only a pity I didn't invest in companies that make the US's body bags.

They're using refrigerator trucks now. Those types trucks went from storing one type of burgers to another

Yeah, I'm sure new zealand's economy will cope just fine and is completely self sustaining. "We are fine now so we'll be fine for the months/years we have to lock down, that's how the economy works" because as I said, if you reopen to the world all of your efforts would go to waste with a single infection. Enjoy being the country with the least immunity in the world!

Are you retarded? NZ ended its lockdown two months ago. Everyone is back to work, even tourism is picking up because NZers can't/won't go offshore for holidays at the moment. Nothing is preventing exportation of goods. Ayyy.

yeah dude, local tourism is totally like international tourism. I mean wow why didn't NZ just isolate itself for the past century, it doesn't need the global economy or movement of people. Exports are still flowing, sure, but they still represent a vector of transmission and NZ is a services economy. Just be your own global economy, bro

At some point countries will allow more travel, but NZ can't until a vaccine is produced. Again I guess let's hope it won't take years, because reopening at any point before that will mean a new break out.

ThE vIrUs Is AcTuAlLy GoOd.

How smooth is your brain? Lmao.

More like, you can't hide from a virulent virus forever. There's a reason we tried to flatten the line, not make it disappear for a few months to feel like we did something until it comes right back

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over your death panels. Lmao.

As a burger, I cannot even begin to imagine fuming this hard at a country I don’t even live in. Absolutely obsessed

I wouldn't expect burgers to understand tbh. This obsession is one that forms as a result of living in small, uninteresting, and completely irrelevant countries.

small, uninteresting, and completely irrelevant

Similar to how flyover-cels seethe about the coasts.

I think more about the flyovers than I think about Yuropoors. Imagine being less important than the flyovers.

Pathetic.

I'd be disappointed in myself if I couldn't name all the flyover states and know which is which. On the other hand, I'm quite proud that I don't know whether Moldova is a European country or city. And I definitely don't know where it is.

Moldova is a European country or city.

Its a river. Its german name (the moldau) is also the namesake for a piece of classical music (vltava). Which in turn is an adaptation of the same sixteenth century song (la mantovana) that is the basis of the israeli national anthem.

you

uncultured

fuck

Moldova is the gyspie shithole trashcan of the Gypsie shithole trashcan of Europe called Romania.

"Oh yeah well America sucks cuz here in Germany we-"

"Literally where?"

Dude claims to be an American

This wouldn't be a problem if wokies in other countries didn't copy this culture

look at big chungus memes or YouTube letsplays

How are these things going to help prevent this kid from going anders breivik

Seriously. A competent therapist would have prescribed Shrek memes, not Big Chungus. Fucking armchair psychiatrists.

Therapy and psychiatry are pseudoscience because depression and anxiety don't exist.

Unfathomably based.

big chungus

Reddit bans anything chig bungus related, they want you to wallow in misery

Fat rabbit bad

REMOVE BORGAR

If I were a Europoor, I'd be mad too. Since anti-Americanism is itself an American export, it is literally impossible to fend off American cultural victory.

If I were a Europoor, I'd be mad too. Since anti-Americanism is itself an American export, it is literally impossible to fend off American cultural victory.

I'm stealing this one.

Get yourself someone who cares about you as much as yuros care about burgerland

and yet not a truer word was spoken

Yeah I gotta say his reasons for being mad are much more based/centrist than the usual smug yuropoor’s, he’s really not wrong

complains about how you’re called a bigot if you don’t want to date a troomer

Bold and based ngl.

pro-mask but anti-transformer. he's more radically centrist than most dramatards these days

As much as I despise euros, this one is a true radical centrist striking out against both rightoids and grooms.

Mod when? 🤔

He's actually a fat American as well. You can now feel a connection with this kindred spirit.

Was the t slur actually upvoted on that subreddit? That's uncommon

OP checkmated them; they couldn't whine and overreact about his language without proving his point.

plus he made fun of fatties

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Oh no, he used the heckin' t-slur! Coping, seething, and dilating ensues.

Not wanting to have sex with a tr***y is bigotry.

Lmao, surprised this wasn't y'alled

He's right tho. Mutts stay seething

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