I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny
If you're serious, I have a tip for you. If you wanna bang art chicks, don't be an art guy. Most of those girls have seen the Jeckle/Hyde routine, and been date grape'd by men with pony tails. They secretly want a thug to protect them from guys named Liam. Show up to an art fair looking like you just did yard work, and act like you have zero culture. It's your first day on earth, and you've never seen shit. By letting a hipster broad be your ambassador, she gets to talk about herself without much prompting, and they love to talk about themselves more than anything. Just avoid politics. You'd think it'd be a layup topic, but you'd be surprised how many of them fuck skinheads.
No, do talk politics. Just not until you've seen her a few times so her Thinkstop-reflex is blinded by Oxytocin. If you've got more emotional intelligence than a sea-sponge you can challenge her on why she thinks what she thinks when she says something nonsensical in a way that shows you respect her while also frustrating the shit out of her(which usually makes her horny). I have several women I used to sleep with tell me that I'm one of the only men they listen to and seek advice from because I don't treat them like glass.
They’re really not worth it if you actually are an art guy as well. They want to outwardly appear “arty” but all that means is sticking to established trends like Tame Impala and only engaging on a surface level. If you want a stimulating conversation about Tarkovsky then you need to look elsewhere. I made the mistake of thinking that people taking art degrees would actually want to talk about art but it turns out that they were just retarded and took art so they didn’t have to think.
Get this daddy issues ass step dad finger banged ass Alice Glass wannabe lookin ass Xanax gobblin ass bipolar ass "choke me uwu" moanin ass Starbucks barista lookin ass Arctic Monkeys bandwagon listenin ass Doc Marten wearin ass light menthol smokin ass art school droppin out ass tumblr browsin ass anorexic ass mascara wingin ass tiny ass thigh cuts havin ass Bernie Sanders supportin but not votin ass manbun lovin ass septum piercing havin ass Skins watchin ass lace wearin ass dye my hair every week so someone pays attention to me ass cryin after her hymen broke ass wishin she was a qt azn ass adidas not Nike lovin ass Fifty Shades of Grey lovin but vanilla and motionless in bed no head givin ass my older brother's kinda hot ass choker wearin ass won't do anal ass flat ass havin ass my mom hates me ass can't cook ass FKA Twigs listenin ass wish I had sullen cheekbones ass tooth gap havin ass I'm a pretty pink princess thinkin ass rape fantasy havin ass couldn't get on the cheer squad ass iced coffee sippin black coffee is gross ass Ryan Gosling is hot but I've never seen The Believer, Drive, or Only God Forgives ass I'm a good girl never been to church ass I had 4 wine coolers blacked out and got raped at a party I need feminism now ass only seen the 90s Lolita never seen the original Kubrick one or read the book ass former scene girl ass wish I was a secretary so I could fuck my boss and maybe get a raise fantasizin ass THOT outta here
You ever realize how many people use this site purely as a venting dump, where they find something that made them really mad, dress it up as either a legitimate concern or a joke, and finally find a sub that's vaguely fitting and post it?
Maybe we should start paying people to keep diaries so they contain their dogshit in there.
Yes but at least this place encourages you to bully other posters, which frankly is much more cathartic than fussing about something offensive you found on the internets.
Literally the same thing with /r/badwomensanatomy. Foids pretending to be mad that you said "shave your vagina" instead of "shave your vulva", even though we all know they're just mad that men prefer shaved.
I was curious and went to that sub and within the first 10 posts on the front page there's some f0!d talking about dark brown discharge from her gussy 🤮🤮🤮 do people have no shame anymore?
It's funny because, yeah the song is written by School Shooter which is absolutely incel core, but the way these foids talk about it sounds like boomers who are super out of touch with the internet.
'it was from the incel forums' - sounds like my dad saying he downloaded something from 'the internet explorer'
Has anyone else noticed that you now cannot put "inc*l" in post titles any more? Reddit now gives it the username ping treatment, says "you can't put that in your title" if you even try to submit. This seems to have been instituted in the last 10 days.
Remember when the guy from Rage Against the Machine went to Disney World and got a “resistance general” pin from a staff member and posted about it on twitter? Wow dude, keep sticking it to the man
Like...being able to acknowledge that said thing is bigoted and standing against it shows I don’t have that belief.
Straight up womansplaining virtue signaling lmao. You just know that she's offended because she belongs to the demographic the song's making fun of, feeling compulsed to reply to everything with defensiveness. Dear god, I want pinging back so bad right now 😭
Left at London is a band and on tik tok the lead singer (a very cool woman) wrote "how Scott Pilgram vs The World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women Ruined an Entire Generation of Men Who Had no Chance of Being Saved" and its great
The guy is one of my good tenants actually, source.source These people have no idea what they're talking about, he regularly tips 90% and on a weekly basis we doxx, astrotuf and gangstalk Qgay rightoids and commie leftoids. He's a great man.
I KNOW RIGHT!? It's such a distinct style: punctuationless, ignoring sentence structures, stream-of-thought, either no capitalization or all caps.
So many young foids write like this on social media. It's exclusively that demographic, I do not understand why. But, then again, they inarguably have a higher social IQ than me and most moids, so maybe it's on some next-level shit which we cannot comprehend.
I wish legitimate linguistic/sociological studies would be conducted on the subject. I wonder if it correlates with more Insta likes and stuff.
they inarguably have a higher social IQ than me and most moids
nah, it's just that their thought and behavior aren't constrained by things like truth, principles, integrity so they are more free to recognize and exploit social hacks
Art hoes consider themselves a protected class and will not stop until anyone who makes fun of them goes to the gulag. Fortunately they’re killing themselves off at the same rate colleges make new ones so we should be fine.
I grew up in a time where these girls were just the goths and emos. No one wanted to hang out with them. That is, of course, until they offered drunk sex at a party.
They’re all complaining about how it’s misgongetic pr however the hell you spell it. But when I looked it up the very next song was one about guys by the same artist.
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68 based_and_tedpilled 2020-07-28
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny
56 SamManilla 2020-07-28
If you're serious, I have a tip for you. If you wanna bang art chicks, don't be an art guy. Most of those girls have seen the Jeckle/Hyde routine, and been date grape'd by men with pony tails. They secretly want a thug to protect them from guys named Liam. Show up to an art fair looking like you just did yard work, and act like you have zero culture. It's your first day on earth, and you've never seen shit. By letting a hipster broad be your ambassador, she gets to talk about herself without much prompting, and they love to talk about themselves more than anything. Just avoid politics. You'd think it'd be a layup topic, but you'd be surprised how many of them fuck skinheads.
25 Fortizen 2020-07-28
No, do talk politics. Just not until you've seen her a few times so her Thinkstop-reflex is blinded by Oxytocin. If you've got more emotional intelligence than a sea-sponge you can challenge her on why she thinks what she thinks when she says something nonsensical in a way that shows you respect her while also frustrating the shit out of her(which usually makes her horny). I have several women I used to sleep with tell me that I'm one of the only men they listen to and seek advice from because I don't treat them like glass.
30 SamManilla 2020-07-28
I was operating under the assumption he wouldn't want to see them twice.
19 SPAMRAAM_ 2020-07-28
They’re really not worth it if you actually are an art guy as well. They want to outwardly appear “arty” but all that means is sticking to established trends like Tame Impala and only engaging on a surface level. If you want a stimulating conversation about Tarkovsky then you need to look elsewhere. I made the mistake of thinking that people taking art degrees would actually want to talk about art but it turns out that they were just retarded and took art so they didn’t have to think.
8 theworstever 2020-07-28
The only art-tards that want to talk about art are art history-tards because they need to justify theor student debt somehow so they talk about art.
2 ballrot 2020-07-28
And they feel validation by dating an artist!
18 KaposGetOut 2020-07-28
Get this daddy issues ass step dad finger banged ass Alice Glass wannabe lookin ass Xanax gobblin ass bipolar ass "choke me uwu" moanin ass Starbucks barista lookin ass Arctic Monkeys bandwagon listenin ass Doc Marten wearin ass light menthol smokin ass art school droppin out ass tumblr browsin ass anorexic ass mascara wingin ass tiny ass thigh cuts havin ass Bernie Sanders supportin but not votin ass manbun lovin ass septum piercing havin ass Skins watchin ass lace wearin ass dye my hair every week so someone pays attention to me ass cryin after her hymen broke ass wishin she was a qt azn ass adidas not Nike lovin ass Fifty Shades of Grey lovin but vanilla and motionless in bed no head givin ass my older brother's kinda hot ass choker wearin ass won't do anal ass flat ass havin ass my mom hates me ass can't cook ass FKA Twigs listenin ass wish I had sullen cheekbones ass tooth gap havin ass I'm a pretty pink princess thinkin ass rape fantasy havin ass couldn't get on the cheer squad ass iced coffee sippin black coffee is gross ass Ryan Gosling is hot but I've never seen The Believer, Drive, or Only God Forgives ass I'm a good girl never been to church ass I had 4 wine coolers blacked out and got raped at a party I need feminism now ass only seen the 90s Lolita never seen the original Kubrick one or read the book ass former scene girl ass wish I was a secretary so I could fuck my boss and maybe get a raise fantasizin ass THOT outta here
2 helegad 2020-07-28
cope
8 SnideBumbling 2020-07-28
based and jedpilled
6 Thereal14words 2020-07-28
did you make that?
42 based_and_tedpilled 2020-07-28
no, but I unironically agree with the pasta because I have terrible taste in women.
19 VidiotGamer 2020-07-28
This was me from 15 to 28 but then I ended up having money and I discovered bimbos and trophy wives.
25 Rentokill_boy 2020-07-28
imagine being successful in life and still posting here. good god man
21 VidiotGamer 2020-07-28
I enjoy arguing with people and being petty on the internet and I refuse to use Twitter, so my options are kind of slim.
2 ballrot 2020-07-28
Can I have a job
1 reallythinkinghard 2020-07-28
I'll give you a job but you have to do it for free
13 Orbidorpdorp 2020-07-28
Imagine being poor tho.
2 helegad 2020-07-28
Povvo burgercels make me giggle, just pay your rent dawg, we don't need your life story 😎
2 Spysix 2020-07-28
Why not? This is the only tolerable place on this shitty website for someone who actually has their shit together.
3 Rentokill_boy 2020-07-28
Imagine posting on reddit when you're successful and have lots of money and a hot trophy wife
Imagine posting
some people will never be happy
2 ironicshitpostr 2020-07-28
good happiness is degenerate
2 Spysix 2020-07-28
my hot wife is at work and im telecommuting today. And by teleworking I mean I'm paid well to shitpost on reddit, unlike the custodials.
1 ballrot 2020-07-28
By hotwife do you mean you're a (uck?
1 Spysix 2020-07-28
Nope, she's my property and mine alone. ☪️
19 waffen_waffle 2020-07-28
I looked through all my tinder matches and realized 80% of them are art hoes.
Not sure how to feel about that.
19 Bummunism 2020-07-28
We don't kinkshame.
9 Thereal14words 2020-07-28
im so sorry
4 Mayos_side 2020-07-28
I'm ready to take that cock, anon
53 Woolgun 2020-07-28
You ever realize how many people use this site purely as a venting dump, where they find something that made them really mad, dress it up as either a legitimate concern or a joke, and finally find a sub that's vaguely fitting and post it?
Maybe we should start paying people to keep diaries so they contain their dogshit in there.
31 Lord_Sticky 2020-07-28
I mean granted that’s almost entirely what this sub is
36 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-28
Yes but at least this place encourages you to bully other posters, which frankly is much more cathartic than fussing about something offensive you found on the internets.
14 Raspulskilsen 2020-07-28
So I'm the end our diversity is our strength?
11 ironicshitpostr 2020-07-28
it's more a retard strength than a diverse strength
27 PM-TITS-FOR-CODE 2020-07-28
Literally the same thing with /r/badwomensanatomy. Foids pretending to be mad that you said "shave your vagina" instead of "shave your vulva", even though we all know they're just mad that men prefer shaved.
16 Hoes_very_Mad 2020-07-28
I was curious and went to that sub and within the first 10 posts on the front page there's some f0!d talking about dark brown discharge from her gussy 🤮🤮🤮 do people have no shame anymore?
2 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-07-28
literally the top post is some f0!d gobbling down obvious b8 🤣
3 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-28
I honestly feel a little bad for anybody so starved for validation that they'd act smug about correcting that. Nobody knows how to walk away anymore.
2 Bummunism 2020-07-28
Texting some attention-starved ho, only to fuck with her is unironically based.
2 ballrot 2020-07-28
Tbh they're just different parts of the same hole
10 languidhorse 2020-07-28
That's the purpose of this sub. Even you are venting this very moment. We all are
5 Mayos_side 2020-07-28
Cope, seethe, vent
10 fuckedupridiculant 2020-07-28
There must be some way to make money out of people's incessant complaining.
4 noff01 2020-07-28
Twitter
0 Cucker_Dog 2020-07-28
>make money
53 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-28
Who says this song is satire? It's entirely literal and entirely true. They mass produce these femoids in college.
It's not bad for lo fi music recorded on a potato mic either. Bonus points that the song makes Anthony Fantano upsetti sphagetti.
19 BrownGuyInNewEngland 2020-07-28
These bitches are a dime a dozen around Boston but whatever, I dig em. They remind me of scene chicks and they're only good for one thing anyway
6 aj_thenoob 2020-07-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLNlHuLHNdI
The only worthwhile (and arguably better) remix.
1 ballrot 2020-07-28
Thought terminating cliche
25 loli_esports 2020-07-28
should i cop this?
17 StephanTheEggCounter 2020-07-28
Post it and watch them try to get the site down and canceled.
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20 Goibhniu_ 2020-07-28
It's funny because, yeah the song is written by School Shooter which is absolutely incel core, but the way these foids talk about it sounds like boomers who are super out of touch with the internet.
'it was from the incel forums' - sounds like my dad saying he downloaded something from 'the internet explorer'
also its a banger, regardless
5 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-28
They're also like a year late to the party. Next week look out for posts about Bitch Got A Penis
3 bigbottle8 2020-07-28
I love that song so much
18 Tagesausbruch 2020-07-28
I thought that sub was about inaccurate depictions of women
13 ibankercel 2020-07-28
Has anyone else noticed that you now cannot put "inc*l" in post titles any more? Reddit now gives it the username ping treatment, says "you can't put that in your title" if you even try to submit. This seems to have been instituted in the last 10 days.
23 loli_esports 2020-07-28
you sure that isnt just /r/drama?
13 ibankercel 2020-07-28
I'm sure it's just here. I just had no idea certain words were completely disallowed - not even a slur.
35 fat_cox 2020-07-28
That's because this is a safe space for women. Please do better.
11 TaysSecondGussy 2020-07-28
Oh that is a long standing träbįtīøñ here.
9 I_Must_Bust 2020-07-28
DO BETTER
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12 ibankercel 2020-07-28
Here's the full song because I know you degenerates are looking it up anyway.
16 Luvavu 2020-07-28
I just went through like 8 songs and these guys are actually pretty talented.
13 MemeAnalzyer 2020-07-28
its a one man band
6 waffen_waffle 2020-07-28
It's one guy programming drums and playing bass and guitar lmao
4 loli_esports 2020-07-28
Listen to his interview on TDS
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9 astral_dwarves 2020-07-28
Unironically the only punk song I've been able to enjoy, because it is actually counter-cultural, as opposed to "fIgHtInG tHe PoWeR"
4 PachPachis 2020-07-28
Remember when the guy from Rage Against the Machine went to Disney World and got a “resistance general” pin from a staff member and posted about it on twitter? Wow dude, keep sticking it to the man
5 KetchupStewedFries 2020-07-28
Saying the words resist aand fight the power are all there is to being counter culture, retard
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-2 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-28
Absolute brainlet response
0 astral_dwarves 2020-07-28
seethe
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11 I_Must_Bust 2020-07-28
How long has this been around for i feel like i heard it a long time ago. Zoomers probably haven't even seen scott pigrim
3 bigbottle8 2020-07-28
At least 2 years. BPD AND ECSTASY
11 ibankercel 2020-07-28
Straight up womansplaining virtue signaling lmao. You just know that she's offended because she belongs to the demographic the song's making fun of, feeling compulsed to reply to everything with defensiveness. Dear god, I want pinging back so bad right now 😭
9 Funkyduffy 2020-07-28
Wasn't that the buttmad mayo chungus with a ukelele who just took the tune and said "fuck you you sexist" a whole lot?
8 zhcyiDnein 2020-07-28
I don’t have a witty line for this.
10 capnfappin 2020-07-28
The "who had no chance of being saved" is so unnecessary lmao.
5 ibankercel 2020-07-28
This is who's telling these men they never even had a chance
3 Kilo_G_looked_up 2020-07-28
WORDSWORDSWORDS
2 grogocean 2020-07-28
"very cool" "woman"
No but really that song is concentrated embarrassment
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8 Tagesausbruch 2020-07-28
Good job commenting in a three month old thread you fucking ret@rds
7 bertli 2020-07-28
Where the lie tho?
7 Alicesnakebae 2020-07-28
Don't fuck with arthoes they'll rant about you on reddit
1 BrokenBlueWalrus 2020-07-28
Theyll draw some watercolor vaginal imagery to let you know they talented.
6 MichaelSkott201 2020-07-28
The guy is one of my good tenants actually, source. source These people have no idea what they're talking about, he regularly tips 90% and on a weekly basis we doxx, astrotuf and gangstalk Qgay rightoids and commie leftoids. He's a great man.
6 Protista_of_Peace 2020-07-28
A playlist called ‘inc3l core’. These dudes I swear.
5 bigbottle8 2020-07-28
SHE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS
3 rowdymikey 2020-07-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
Another excellent title to come from this genre
3 grogocean 2020-07-28
WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS REPLY LIKE THIS
3 ibankercel 2020-07-28
I KNOW RIGHT!? It's such a distinct style: punctuationless, ignoring sentence structures, stream-of-thought, either no capitalization or all caps.
So many young foids write like this on social media. It's exclusively that demographic, I do not understand why. But, then again, they inarguably have a higher social IQ than me and most moids, so maybe it's on some next-level shit which we cannot comprehend.
I wish legitimate linguistic/sociological studies would be conducted on the subject. I wonder if it correlates with more Insta likes and stuff.
2 specialdialingwand1 2020-07-28
nah, it's just that their thought and behavior aren't constrained by things like truth, principles, integrity so they are more free to recognize and exploit social hacks
1 Bummunism 2020-07-28
but what are those social hacks
1 specialdialingwand1 2020-07-28
tits
1 Bummunism 2020-07-28
retarded male 🙄
3 grogocean 2020-07-28
This is the guy who makes everyone stand in a semi circle around him while he tells a joke
🗡️
3 BoomerFelonOwl 2020-07-28
Showed the song to my sister and she though it was funny. Why get so butt blasted I don't get why you would even care.
3 PachPachis 2020-07-28
Art hoes consider themselves a protected class and will not stop until anyone who makes fun of them goes to the gulag. Fortunately they’re killing themselves off at the same rate colleges make new ones so we should be fine.
2 SamManilla 2020-07-28
Eventually someone on twitter will figure out what the lyrics to Pretty in Pink mean. Should be fun.
2 heirofflint 2020-07-28
I grew up in a time where these girls were just the goths and emos. No one wanted to hang out with them. That is, of course, until they offered drunk sex at a party.
2 Shubard75 2020-07-28
Scott Pilgrim was a good movie. The song is inaccurate though, no woman ever watched it.
1 ibankercel 2020-07-28
I once chose it for a Netflix and Chill session with a nursing student fuck buddy of mine. It worked like a charm. It's the perfect movie for this:
It's fun and energetic
It's romantic
Scott's an absolute loser, making you look Chadly by comparison
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1 MIke6022 2020-07-28
They’re all complaining about how it’s misgongetic pr however the hell you spell it. But when I looked it up the very next song was one about guys by the same artist.
1 ballrot 2020-07-28
Interesting word choice
1 ballrot 2020-07-28
https://www.reddit.com/r/menwritingwomen/comments/g3uz85/_/fons4v2