Donnie’s New Favorite COVID Doctor Believes in Alien DNA, Demon Sperm, and Hydroxychloroquine

1  2020-07-28 by WarSanchez

77 comments

God damn it, my grandma just messaged me her video on Facebook.

Tell her you've converted to Islam to fight the vaccine.

Mashallah 🤲

Then become a dancing boy

Houston, I think we have a problem.

“They turn into a woman and then they sleep with the man and collect his sperm,” Immanuel said in her sermon. “Then they turn into the man and they sleep with a man and deposit the sperm and reproduce more of themselves.”

So demons reproduce by sleep raping men who then wake up gay. Based

Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.

This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.

The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.

This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.

Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.

This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".

So AIDS is actually Gay Space Demon AIDS. Can I cure it with bleach? Can I buy bleach with bitcoin?

Post bussy

Once my anus has been opened up by demons how can I close it?

I'm going commando tonight 😍😍

Standard demon behavior

What a throwback fuck

out spoken black conservative

retarded

Every time

The Rockefeller Republicans needed to not die so that we would have Republican Obama.

The Rockefeller Republicans needed to not die so that we would have Republican Obama

Legit question here - how many more dollars in corporate bailouts did he have to give or kids did he have to blow up with drone strikes to qualify as the first GOP President?

This is the one thing that really shits me to tears about the Democrats. On pretty much every measure that they claim to support, their own candidates track records are far worse than their opponents. Clinton signed NAFTA, the biggest give away to the 1% in the history of the fucking world. Barack Obama holds both the record for the most illegal aliens deported from the US as well as the most civilians killed by US drone and missile strikes.

It's ridiculous. The actual actions of Democrat Presidents are worse than even the caricatures of their opponents they push out with the press and asides from the odd piece going "tut tut, bad boy!" from Mother Jones or a blog post from a random Trotskyite college student, no one ever calls them on this and apparently no one actually cares.

Well, I care, which is why I've given up voting for them, but a fat lot of good that's going to do since evidently a huge chunk of America is happy to have yet another neolib administration that will sell them out at the drop of a hat for promising to fix things that they can't actually fix.

Fuck this shit. I ran out of royal Jamaican this evening and had to swill cheap lager. I'm so fucking pissed, both literally and figuratively.

The Gang discovers Neo-Liberalism

Lol stay mad poorcel

the only thing poor about me is my self control around ladyboys and cocaine

Do you want that with large fries?

Maybe she’s a savant like Ben Hudson

Glenn Loury is a national treasure, shut your mouth!

Jesus fuck, this person has a medical license and is a lobbyist. Have we hit rock bottom yet?

She's the perfect rightoid token.

Tbf the only one relevant in her profession is the medication and that’s flip flopped so much it’s now the most cryptic of the three.

I was going to say something mean, but instead I'm going to politely ask that you stop being so retarded.

politely

Reported

Sorry, fellow autist, I didn't put an /s to designate the implied sarcasm in politely calling someone retarded.

She’s a specialist pediatrician you inbred simp. She’s not doing gynecology or medical research.

She’s has this stupid crazy conspiracy over new vaccines coming out in the future. Doesn’t impact her ability to treat.

Fucking NEETs.

This woman is trying to cure covid with a water pill and warning people about demonic astral projected buttsecks and you would trust her with your kid?

Go take another spin in your random insult generator. Calling me a simp while coming to defend the honor of your big beautiful voodoo priestess.

That’s not what’s in question you dumbfuck. Her thinking about alien DNA and devil sperm don’t impact her ability to preform at her job.

Also tons of doctors have stupid opinions outside their professional areas. That’s why you’re sent to specialists. It doesn’t diminish their ability to treat in their areas.

Try again dipshit? How upset are you that she could get a medical degree and you can’t even finish liberal arts?

Her thinking about alien DNA and devil sperm don’t impact her ability to preform at her job.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Explain how it does. Oh wait, you can’t.

🌚

How dare you speak to me

I’d rather not but you make it easy to feel better about myself.

If you want to further punish any children that already are in the unfortunate position of being your offspring by taking them to a doctor that might very well try to jam garlic up their ass to keep vampire herpes away, I guess that is your right.

Huuuurrrdurrr Im gun ‘void tryin tah ’splain cuz I dunno wat im sayin.

When I called you an inbred simp I meant it as a personal insult. I would like to extend it to your immediate family which I’m assuming are fucking each other as we speak.

I actually encourage this libertarian form of medicine. These training wheels we like to put on humanity are how we end up with all the garbage, like yourself, that need to always walk with a helmet on.

Why wouldn't my mommy and daddy fuck each other?

Libertarian = Getting all the right degrees and being cleared by the state to practice every 6-12 months.

Try harder dumbass.

Lmao you really wanna nurse on those Ph DOUBLE DS

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Based on your personal experience, has it the autism or the learning disabilities that have been harder to deal with?

You’ve managed to blur the lines between the two so well it’s difficult for me to make that judgment call without devoting any more effort into you than anyone else in your life.

So like your dad I’ll just ignore you after fucking you in the ass.

no u

I'm going to have to leave you a bad Yelp review. All your fart sniffing so far and pretending you are a big brain because you think a general pediatrician is a medical specialist, and this is the height of your creative intelligence?

That's the fun. There is no bottom.

Lol this woman is pretty close to your average christian republican.

stop trying to erase the lived experiences of doctors of color with your skepticism

that's pretty racist

are YOU a doctor, whxtoid?

In these trying times, it's good to be reminded that rightoids are just as r-slurred as leftoids. Inshallah!

I think you meant Mashallah ("God has willed" or "thank God" basically) or Subhanallah ("God is perfect", i.e. all is going according to God's plan).

Inshallah means "God's willing" and it has about the same meaning as "next week" in English or "mañana" (literally "tomorrow", really "not today") but without the element of hastiness.

I will not tolerate muzzie larping that doesn't respect these important and useful distinctions. You can learn three words and proper ways to use them.

I was told that "inshallah" is Hebrew for "dude bussy lmao." Maybe one day I won't get trolled. 😔

a salam amalaka

Lmaooo

And neither are as r-slurred as kebabcells

Lmao I hope she responds back calling them racist!

🐴 👟

Ya'll ain't got succubi where you're at?

God I wish 😞

Well we don't have a succubus in arrdrama but we do have a succurbussy or 2.

Succurdaddy not irl :-(

I’m pretty sure “alien DNA” and “demon sperm” is just polite basketball speak for race mixing with mayos.

Getting this crazy quack to tell people not to wear masks is the first thing trump has done to make me seethe.

The last institution of academia (doctors) is crumbling before our very eyes. You hate to see it.

wtf this lady is incredibly baste

Dr mammy btfo 0.1% IFR (that's WITHOUT the hydroxycut) flu

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Does she also believe that there are more than two genders, that little kids should be given hormone treatments to make them into the gender that they say they want to be, or that burning down home, businesses, and government buildings are protected by the First Amendment?

COPE

You are so incoherently mad that I'm not even sure what your point is.

Actually its called progess sweaty 💅

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she knows about the reptilians

🦖👀

Wtf did I just read

Donnie gets to dogwhistle racists and empower a bl@*k woman all while angering the left and baiting the media.

Genius

mashallah

I bet she also believes in shamans summoning lightning storms

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