Lmao this bish really named Nani Punani

I’d really like to see her get together with Lindelwa Penisi.

I partied with a lesbian named Lani Punani.

Ah yes. The superior language.

"Wen we hear say im travel out, everybody bin dey happy and proud of am, and im be still dey tok to us, e no be proud pesin," Di friend add.

Jesus Christ.

Wait it's real? I thought it was like a joke thing like "haha this is how pigeons would write the article

I too thought pidgin and African American English were just racists making fun of Black people, but apparently Black people do be like dat and it is woke.

They translated his last words into ebonics lmao

Izu last words

Izu record im last words for video wey publish afta im death.

Im say dem no give am fair chance to clear im name or tok im side of di story or verify weda any of di allegation against am dey true. Im also reveal say for di last three years, im bin dey go through many tins.

"Na Thursday, 16 July 16, 2020 and I feel like e go dey awesome for me to say some last words before I leave", im tok for di video suicide note.

"I don dey struggle wit my mental health for some time now and my close friends and some members of my family know say I try commit suicide last year and I fail. I bin dey well small small wit some self-therapy but honestly right now, dis whole situation don show why I no need to dey here."

This seems disrespectful, like if I translated someone's last words into harry potter language or something and published it on a global news website viewed by tens of people

Still less disrespectful than French (gross)

Yo! Izu last words

Izu record ahm last words for vahdeo wey beer criblahsh afta ahm death.

Im say dem nah gahve is faahr chace ta clear ahm nise or taahahght ahm sahde of dah stary or verahfy weda ay of dah allegatahon agaahnst is dey true. What it is, Mama! Im also reveal say for dah last three years, man, ahm bahn dey go through geezery tahns. "Na Thursday, 16 July 16, 2020 a' I feel lahke e go dey awesome for me ta say some last words before I roll out", ahm taahahght for dah vahdeo suahcahde note. What it is, Mama! Ya'll is mad stupid! "I doesn dey struggle waht mah mental health for some tahme now a' mah close nahzzas a' some members of mah mah peeps know say I try commaht suahcahde last year a' I faahl. I bahn dey well small small waht some self-darapy but honestly rahght now, dahs whole sahtuatahon doesn show why I nah need ta dey here. What it is, Mama!"      

You cant convince me that’s a human language

you can compare it with singularity of languages. bunch of english words, no rigid grammar, easy to understand

you can compare it with singularity of languages. bunch of Ista words, no rigid grammar, taim bilong san to understand

Say it out loud and put it in a Jamaican accent and its easier

AAVE

Uh oh you be getting a little too close to da sun dere, Icarus

Drama doesnt actually care about minorities

Get your act together and delete this, sweety.

it’ll be fine. its what alts are for. Plus it got updooted, that means people generally agree

And no one will ever care because he's gay

Alternative title

Over-socialized people fight over who's more over-socialized and one eventually loses

BELIEVE WOMEN

Jesus I was going to make a snarky comment but by the end of the article my mask of irony was broken. F for a Kang.