Average redditor gets shitted on

1  2020-07-30 by newsmachineplus

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NNOOOO why are you shitting on him, he took a shot and posted it online he's a modern day hero, why won't you appreciate what he did it's called being a decent human being nnnoo

It’s “shat” you ESL mong

Have you not heard the Nicki Minaj classic where she goes

"Shitted on em, man I just shitted on em"

You expect me to sit here and believe you know better than Nicki Minaj?

I am a man so yes

I shatted my pants. Doesn't have the same ring to it

Are you French?

wow rude

Zoomers are full of Pavlik Morozovs, they're loyal to social media and will sell out and betray their parents just for attention, like that girl which recorded her parents arguing with her about politics and posted it to let online wokies lynch them. It's over for parentcels. No wonder mayos are not having kids these days.

Wooooosh. unzips pants I'm not gay but... Actually according to my DNA test I'm Irish and live in New York.

My condolences. If you aren't Cath*lic, then at least you haven't been molested by a priest.

The girl is strong because ...

It’s a guy, FYI.

Hand me some black chalk, a whiteknight just got murdered.

Oh well sorry I thought it was a girl because of the little hairs coming out of the hat

i don't get what he means by this

Watch Guptail89's hottest sonic girls video and you'll understand the importance of arches of hair.

what

Watch Guptail89's hottest sonic girls video and you'll understand the importance of arches of hair.

ok r-slur

who is that and what's a sonic girls video and what does hottest mean in this context

or maybe the whole point is that i want to know what this is before i watch any videos

H O T

B A B E

H E A V E N

She could play in the Himalayans for hours!

He thought it was a girl because the face and eye shape was feminine.

There's nothing overtly feminine in that picture. Him believing it was a girl was just wishful thinking on his part. Redditors are a thirsty bunch.

Bruh those eyebrows are pretty feminine

Not really. Unless the fact that they're not a unibrow counts as being feminine. When I think if feminine eyebrows I think of well-defined and plucked brows with a clear definite shape. His are pretty shaggy.

Idk I think the placement of them isn't masculine

The photo is taken at an upward angle and the guy has a prominent brow bone, so that does kind of make then seem a bit more elevated than normal. So maybe that's what your seeing? Brow lifts are kind of popular with women right now.

Congratulations, you passed your Trap Detection exam.

Ye they just look really highly placed

i think he’s legally gay now

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No wonder they think t-slurs are women if they can't tell that's a guy lmao

Either way it's normal to want to put your dick in their mouth those are pretty eyes

Remember to shower with a plastic bag over your head to keep the rona away.

The default subs are like exactly like facebook but worse. You don't even know who these r-slurs posting garbage like this are.

Almost based but he's also a fucking le*f

Congrats on being androgynous looking kid, that's in vouge nowadays