That's why they came up with the term systematic racism. Too many people were noticing that the police chief would be black and 1/4th-1/2 of the police force would be too.
Literally same shit, most of them are just Californians that were too poor to live in California, so they just moved to Seattle and Portland and turned it into California 2.0 but somehow worse.
I walk into a Walgreens and shoplift some extra small condoms and some flavored lube. Itās free because itās āhealthcare,ā so long as I make a donation to charity. The alarms blare. The manager angrily shakes his xer fist at me and says āplease zir, i implore you not to steal from this communal shop without making a donation first!ā I donāt care. I walk out.
A Fiat 500 with an abstract paintjob and a āSEATTLE COMMUNITY LIFELINEā logo on the side pulls up next to me. A gaunt, scrawny person crawls out of the Fiat with a clipboard and a box of tissues. Xe asks me questions. āHow are you feeling today? Why did you steal? Are you feeling sad because of another event in your life?ā I punch xim out cold and continue about my day.
This is from the same people who make those: "Is this a time to spank your kids?" charts which end up as if the child is some rational human as a 4 year old and will spend 50 minutes talking to you about their actions and all the backstory behind it.
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1 tereria85 2020-08-01
It's not just that, it includes other crazy shit. I support the motion tho, mostly because the shitshow will make for good television.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-08-01
Yah let's kick this thing off already, I'm getting blue balls
1 Mayos_side 2020-08-01
Thin blue ball
1 Osterion 2020-08-01
I'm very excited. Imagine the savings to the tax player if this works!
1 ibankercel 2020-08-01
I love how everyone here is a single-issue voter; if it's good for dramacoin, support.
1 MoreFromIsAnnoying 2020-08-01
100% unironically
1 prodigiousIdiot 2020-08-01
How long before the first social worker gets smoked by some naked dude strung out on PCP?
1 Whitepony34534 2020-08-01
I can only hope they have body camera footage to watch after the fact.
1 Data_Destroyer 2020-08-01
There are a million of those in Seattle, too. It's kind of their thing.
1 prodigiousIdiot 2020-08-01
Yeah I lived there for a few years, lots of bums!
1 loli_esports 2020-08-01
First week max
1 tereria85 2020-08-01
100% they will paint as a good progressive event.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-08-01
Congratulations to Seattle for effectively dealing with their housing shortage. Can't charge high rent when property values are tanking!
1 theworstofus14 2020-08-01
Oh God above, please let this come to pass. How I desire to see this Gomorrah of the west tear itself apart.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-08-01
Would this make Portland the Sodom of the West?
1 Data_Destroyer 2020-08-01
If you look back while you run you turn in to a pillar of cocaine.
1 Data_Destroyer 2020-08-01
If you look back while you run you turn in to a pillar of cocaine.
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1 Data_Destroyer 2020-08-01
"anti-racist praxis" oh boy
1 SlowlyDying- 2020-08-01
Open season on Seattle Bussy š«š
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1 loli_esports 2020-08-01
wtfseattle must love trump
1 daneslord 2020-08-01
Sooooooo many people are gonna die.
1 cute-and-funny 2020-08-01
Leave it to leftists to create an ancap paradise. I'm surprised half of Montana and Idaho aren't moving there already.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-08-01
If you want to know how badly Seattle PD loves white supremacy just look at their police chief
Clearly a deep over Klan member.
1 rakrakaon 2020-08-01
That's why they came up with the term systematic racism. Too many people were noticing that the police chief would be black and 1/4th-1/2 of the police force would be too.
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-08-01
Was that the same police chief that told people to call the cops if they heard something racist?
1 tHeSiD 2020-08-01
mfw I always confuse Seattle with Portland, the two dengen cities confuse me
1 RadTradEkans 2020-08-01
Literally no difference.
1 Erotism 2020-08-01
Literally same shit, most of them are just Californians that were too poor to live in California, so they just moved to Seattle and Portland and turned it into California 2.0 but somehow worse.
1 runmeupmate 2020-08-01
So, the police?
Anyway, aren't the police already civilians?
1 Erotism 2020-08-01
So literally subreddit jannies
1 rXkenshin 2020-08-01
Good. This is good for dramacoin. Can't wait for this reality show. I'm gonna enjoy the shit show from across the ocean.
1 Supreme-Shitposter 2020-08-01
I cant wait to see beta soy boys getting their asses beat by drug addicts and gang bangers
1 PAPA_JOHNS_ZIMBABWE 2020-08-01
The year is
20402021. Downtown Seattle.I walk into a Walgreens and shoplift some extra small condoms and some flavored lube. Itās free because itās āhealthcare,ā so long as I make a donation to charity. The alarms blare. The manager angrily shakes
hisxer fist at me and says āplease zir, i implore you not to steal from this communal shop without making a donation first!ā I donāt care. I walk out.A Fiat 500 with an abstract paintjob and a āSEATTLE COMMUNITY LIFELINEā logo on the side pulls up next to me. A gaunt, scrawny person crawls out of the Fiat with a clipboard and a box of tissues. Xe asks me questions. āHow are you feeling today? Why did you steal? Are you feeling sad because of another event in your life?ā I punch xim out cold and continue about my day.
Life is good.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2020-08-01
This is from the same people who make those: "Is this a time to spank your kids?" charts which end up as if the child is some rational human as a 4 year old and will spend 50 minutes talking to you about their actions and all the backstory behind it.