Seattle city council drafts legislation that would totally disband the SPD and Twitter akkkchuallyy posts in denial

1  2020-08-01 by Corporal-Hicks

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It's not just that, it includes other crazy shit. I support the motion tho, mostly because the shitshow will make for good television.

Yah let's kick this thing off already, I'm getting blue balls

Thin blue ball

I'm very excited. Imagine the savings to the tax player if this works!

I love how everyone here is a single-issue voter; if it's good for dramacoin, support.

100% unironically

How long before the first social worker gets smoked by some naked dude strung out on PCP?

I can only hope they have body camera footage to watch after the fact.

There are a million of those in Seattle, too. It's kind of their thing.

Yeah I lived there for a few years, lots of bums!

First week max

100% they will paint as a good progressive event.

Congratulations to Seattle for effectively dealing with their housing shortage. Can't charge high rent when property values are tanking!

Oh God above, please let this come to pass. How I desire to see this Gomorrah of the west tear itself apart.

Would this make Portland the Sodom of the West?

If you look back while you run you turn in to a pillar of cocaine.

If you look back while you run you turn in to a pillar of cocaine.

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"anti-racist praxis" oh boy

Open season on Seattle Bussy šŸ”«šŸ˜Ž

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wtfseattle must love trump

Sooooooo many people are gonna die.

Leave it to leftists to create an ancap paradise. I'm surprised half of Montana and Idaho aren't moving there already.

If you want to know how badly Seattle PD loves white supremacy just look at their police chief

Clearly a deep over Klan member.

That's why they came up with the term systematic racism. Too many people were noticing that the police chief would be black and 1/4th-1/2 of the police force would be too.

Was that the same police chief that told people to call the cops if they heard something racist?

mfw I always confuse Seattle with Portland, the two dengen cities confuse me

Literally no difference.

Literally same shit, most of them are just Californians that were too poor to live in California, so they just moved to Seattle and Portland and turned it into California 2.0 but somehow worse.

civilian led Department of Community Safety & Violence Prevention

So, the police?

Anyway, aren't the police already civilians?

They want to replace the police force with nonprofit programs and "community-led activities."

nonprofit

So literally subreddit jannies

Good. This is good for dramacoin. Can't wait for this reality show. I'm gonna enjoy the shit show from across the ocean.

I cant wait to see beta soy boys getting their asses beat by drug addicts and gang bangers

The year is 2040 2021. Downtown Seattle.

I walk into a Walgreens and shoplift some extra small condoms and some flavored lube. Itā€™s free because itā€™s ā€œhealthcare,ā€ so long as I make a donation to charity. The alarms blare. The manager angrily shakes his xer fist at me and says ā€œplease zir, i implore you not to steal from this communal shop without making a donation first!ā€ I donā€™t care. I walk out.

A Fiat 500 with an abstract paintjob and a ā€œSEATTLE COMMUNITY LIFELINEā€ logo on the side pulls up next to me. A gaunt, scrawny person crawls out of the Fiat with a clipboard and a box of tissues. Xe asks me questions. ā€œHow are you feeling today? Why did you steal? Are you feeling sad because of another event in your life?ā€ I punch xim out cold and continue about my day.

Life is good.

This is from the same people who make those: "Is this a time to spank your kids?" charts which end up as if the child is some rational human as a 4 year old and will spend 50 minutes talking to you about their actions and all the backstory behind it.