Me too, but I’m against factory slaughterhouses because they’re cruel though, so I insist on chasing that calf for a few days until it collapses from exhaustion and then I’ll spear it to death.
I'll just make pseudo-Kobe beef, massage cows and give them tons of alcohol before slaughter. People will herald me for being compassionate and loving, I can sell the meat at a premium, but really I just want to see a drunk cow run through a Ninja Warrior obstacle course I made in the forest.
He says that, but in your heart or hearts you know he took 40 drunk pigs and dressed them up in piggie armor to form a piggie phalanx and ordered them to jump of a cliff for shits and giggles.
They have a discord where they coordinate brigades by posting links from all across Reddit anytime there's a chance for them to smugpost about how great they are for being a vegan.
It's completely blatant, and far worse than anything 99% of banned subs ever did. Was it two years ago? They raided r/aww like it was 2006 with no consequences until the mods there manned up. The fervor with which they feel internet shitposting is changing minds and saving the world shows its clearly a religion.
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2 xX69Sixty-Nine69Xx 2020-08-05
Pretty cute but I'd still eat it
1 I_Never_Use_Slash_S 2020-08-05
Me too, but I’m against factory slaughterhouses because they’re cruel though, so I insist on chasing that calf for a few days until it collapses from exhaustion and then I’ll spear it to death.
1 silverhydra 2020-08-05
I'll just make pseudo-Kobe beef, massage cows and give them tons of alcohol before slaughter. People will herald me for being compassionate and loving, I can sell the meat at a premium, but really I just want to see a drunk cow run through a Ninja Warrior obstacle course I made in the forest.
3 CleetusTheDragon 2020-08-05
Apicius had a method of slaughtering pigs by getting them drunk to the point of total organ failure, apparently the meat tasted better that way.
2 silverhydra 2020-08-05
He says that, but in your heart or hearts you know he took 40 drunk pigs and dressed them up in piggie armor to form a piggie phalanx and ordered them to jump of a cliff for shits and giggles.
2 CleetusTheDragon 2020-08-05
I mean the guy did off himself after spending all of his money on being a hedonist so he probably did it at some point
1 East_Onion 2020-08-05
You'd have to be blind not to notice this paid propaganda surfacing over the past few months
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-08-05
Why must you be this way?
1 TrapNekoLoli 2020-08-05
It's the cognitive dissonance
1 rainy_days_77 2020-08-05
Every time.
2 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-08-05
They have a discord where they coordinate brigades by posting links from all across Reddit anytime there's a chance for them to smugpost about how great they are for being a vegan.
1 rainy_days_77 2020-08-05
It's completely blatant, and far worse than anything 99% of banned subs ever did. Was it two years ago? They raided r/aww like it was 2006 with no consequences until the mods there manned up. The fervor with which they feel internet shitposting is changing minds and saving the world shows its clearly a religion.
1 I_Never_Use_Slash_S 2020-08-05
This is why I don’t eat veal, too cute. Once they’re fully grown they’re ugly enough to bolt pistol in the brain and throw on the grill.
1 knifematerial 2020-08-05
My ground beef doesn't look as cute as the cow, so I'm eating it. Still can't eat fish tho, that and the smell
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-08-05
OP is kinda a qt. Her love for cows is a little weird.
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-08-05
Where's the drama? OP is a 🚬
1 runmeupmate 2020-08-05
I saw some cows in a field today. Couldn't get within 20 feet of them for the swarms of diseased flies around them.
I'll enjoy eating them later though.