Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. "ORDER ORDER" said Pelosi. "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach" Trump laughed. "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH." Trumps heart stopped. The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two story building. "I-impossible" Trump said, his orange skin turning pale. "How could this be?" "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"
They called us libtards. They called us cucks. They called us snowflakes and accused us of being perpetually triggered. For years we weathered the storm, we took all of the abuse they threw at us, day after day, week after week, month after month- and yet we persisted.
We persisted.
Do you see that Putin? Do you? This is what happens when you FUCK with America. Take a good, hard look at the consequences- because we've just impeached your mango muppet. We booted your Kremlin stooge out of the oval office with the power of democracy. Yes, democracy. Ever heard of it?
No Putin, we're not an oligarchy like your pathetic country. We're not a frozen vodka and gasoline factory running on fumes and pining for the glory days of the 60's.
We're America.
And as of today, Trump is finished. It's finally over. You tried your hardest, but at the end of the day we're stronger than you, Putin.
The walls... the walls have finally closed in.
As of today, as of this very moment, this is the end of Donald Trump.
See if Glump had won we'd only get 4 more years of drama because he couldn't run again. But as long as he keeps losing he can run forever. Infinite drama!
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7 JustAThrowaway4563 2020-11-07
Itβs literally, finally, actually over for daddy
6 Maskedrussian 2020-11-07
Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. "ORDER ORDER" said Pelosi. "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach" Trump laughed. "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH." Trumps heart stopped. The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two story building. "I-impossible" Trump said, his orange skin turning pale. "How could this be?" "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"
3 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-11-07
Trump forgot the famous documentary, James (Madison) and the giant peach.
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2 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-11-07
They called us libtards. They called us cucks. They called us snowflakes and accused us of being perpetually triggered. For years we weathered the storm, we took all of the abuse they threw at us, day after day, week after week, month after month- and yet we persisted.
We persisted.
Do you see that Putin? Do you? This is what happens when you FUCK with America. Take a good, hard look at the consequences- because we've just impeached your mango muppet. We booted your Kremlin stooge out of the oval office with the power of democracy. Yes, democracy. Ever heard of it?
No Putin, we're not an oligarchy like your pathetic country. We're not a frozen vodka and gasoline factory running on fumes and pining for the glory days of the 60's.
We're America.
And as of today, Trump is finished. It's finally over. You tried your hardest, but at the end of the day we're stronger than you, Putin.
The walls... the walls have finally closed in.
As of today, as of this very moment, this is the end of Donald Trump.
3 Giulio-Cesare 2020-11-07
Hey, that's my copypasta.
Someone actually saved it π€π€π€
2 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-11-07
I know a masterpiece when I see it π
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2 freet0 2020-11-07
You just wait till 2024
See if Glump had won we'd only get 4 more years of drama because he couldn't run again. But as long as he keeps losing he can run forever. Infinite drama!
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5 TaysSecondGussy 2020-11-07
Daddy NOOOOOOO!!! πππ¦β οΈπ’
3 Giulio-Cesare 2020-11-07
I just wish Homocracy was here to see this π’π’π’
2 TaysSecondGussy 2020-11-07
In spirit he is. There is a little Homocracy in us all.
3 Giulio-Cesare 2020-11-07
god i wish
1 The_Dramanomicon 2020-11-07
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
4 newcomer_ts 2020-11-07
RemindMe! 180 days βsolvedβ
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