Pardon me harder, Papi

1  2020-12-01 by Whaddaulookinat

28 comments

How do you pardon someone in advance?

A presumptive pardon isn't new or groundbreaking but it's definitely drama. It's literally what Ford did for Nixon over the Watergate Scandal.

fun fact, that pardon dropped ford's approval rating from 71% to 50% and caused him to lose reelection

That is a fun fact.

Shows you! Drumpf already lost re-election

How did founder daddies let that slip through without any checks?

The check is impeachment.

Doesn't undo the pardon though.

The founder daddies assumed that the only people elected to office would be competent technocrats who wouldn’t do illegal stuff which is the reason they made things to counteract the president fucking up like impeachment a political process instead of a judicial process. Basically they let it slip through because they thought we would be better than this.

Basically they let it slip through because they thought we would be better than this.

I bet they feel really silly now.

A bit odd though considering their fear of tyranny to give one person such a ridiculous power over law. Yeah, you might be able to get rid of the guy after, but not before potentially doing a lot of irreversible damage.

I will also take one.

Just mail me the official Get out of Jail Free Card for the US.

What's your crime?

It's an Iowan so some mix between unauthorized zoo husbandry and Mann Act violations is a pretty safe bet

lol I wonder if Don will do it. How shitty would it be if he doesn't? lol fuckin politicians.

He will pardon anyone who supports him and has dirt on him.

Jizzlaine?

Not if Dershowitz gets to her first

But who will pardon the pardoner?

No one has brought the most obvious person he should pardon, Uncle Ted.

His only crime was being right... And you know those bombings

No one would have known his basedness if it wasn't for the bombings.

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this is targetted harrassment!

Which won't mean shit because NY state is going full steam ahead on the entire Trump family.