I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-12-03
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 heretobefriends 2020-12-03
Wall off Staten Island and use C-130s to drop NYC's trash in.
2 AnnArchist 2020-12-03
But that's recycling.
1 tHeSiD 2020-12-03
Only tsunamis in the Atlantic and Pacific can save America
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-12-03
Vegetable garden planted in a rat-infested dumpster when?
1 THE_LANDLORD_MESSIAH 2020-12-03
Good. Keep fighting. Stand up for your rights. Shut downs are tyrannous and unconstitutional. The virus has a 99+% survival rate.
2 ason 2020-12-03
You dropped this, king:
1 -M-o-X- 2020-12-03
It was always fun to imagine what it would take to get rightoids into the streets.
Should've known you just needed to interrupt to tendie and booze supply.
1 trexmundi 2020-12-03
The notion of tendies and booze is pretty foundational to keeping the masses in check. Many societies have learned this the hard way.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-12-03
bring back gladiatorial combat
1 trexmundi 2020-12-03
Social media is the modern bloodsport. Complete with live audience participation.