Why not? I have no trouble believing that there are people all over the (political?) spectrum who become completely hysterical over scenarios in their head. What I do have trouble with, is having sympathy with those 'cows and not mocking them.
Because, "I'm literally shaking right now," is so deeply embedded into the collective meme consciousness as a caricature of blithering leftihood that I refuse to believe a righty wouldn't subconsciously filter the statement from their text, no matter how genuinely, blindly incensed.
I wonder what percentage of these "guys, who wants to *vague but obvious militia shit* now that the deep state flushed us" posts are either trolls, foreign actors, or glowies.
Has anyone successfully swindled FBI? I'm remembering that story where they coached a rslurred (literally) Muslim and they gave him money to buy explosives and then they had to give him money to fix his car, suppose one only pretended to be retarded and used the car fixing money to fix the car and wisely invested the explosives money into a couple of index funds (but say that one had to pay urgent debts of relatives), what then?
Even if you're smart enough to walk away, they'll reveal that they were glowing the whole time and you're under arrest for misappropriating government petty cash.
What if they are too embarrassed to reveal that though? Like if I tell them that I need, neeeed to buy some anal dildoes first and they provide the money. And also I'm secretly white so I say that I didn't know that I can't milk the FBI for dildos.
I guess they MLK me then out of embarrassment. So this is a bad idea.
I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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6 BroboxylicAcid 2020-12-12
I simply do not fucking believe it.
4 Pepperglue 2020-12-12
The circle is now complete.
1 Detective_Fallacy 2020-12-12
Why not? I have no trouble believing that there are people all over the (political?) spectrum who become completely hysterical over scenarios in their head. What I do have trouble with, is having sympathy with those 'cows and not mocking them.
1 BroboxylicAcid 2020-12-12
Because, "I'm literally shaking right now," is so deeply embedded into the collective meme consciousness as a caricature of blithering leftihood that I refuse to believe a righty wouldn't subconsciously filter the statement from their text, no matter how genuinely, blindly incensed.
1 Detective_Fallacy 2020-12-12
Go outside, nerd.
1 BroboxylicAcid 2020-12-12
There's a blizzard outside bitch get off my dick.
4 heretobefriends 2020-12-12
I wonder what percentage of these "guys, who wants to *vague but obvious militia shit* now that the deep state flushed us" posts are either trolls, foreign actors, or glowies.
4 tenebrous_cloud 2020-12-12
The amount of times the fbi has nearly arrested themselves trying to create a homegrown terrorist tells me it's all gay ops
2 zergling_Lester 2020-12-12
Has anyone successfully swindled FBI? I'm remembering that story where they coached a rslurred (literally) Muslim and they gave him money to buy explosives and then they had to give him money to fix his car, suppose one only pretended to be retarded and used the car fixing money to fix the car and wisely invested the explosives money into a couple of index funds (but say that one had to pay urgent debts of relatives), what then?
2 tenebrous_cloud 2020-12-12
Even if you're smart enough to walk away, they'll reveal that they were glowing the whole time and you're under arrest for misappropriating government petty cash.
3 zergling_Lester 2020-12-12
What if they are too embarrassed to reveal that though? Like if I tell them that I need, neeeed to buy some anal dildoes first and they provide the money. And also I'm secretly white so I say that I didn't know that I can't milk the FBI for dildos.
I guess they MLK me then out of embarrassment. So this is a bad idea.
3 tenebrous_cloud 2020-12-12
Yeah either they arrest you as the oklahoma dildo terrorist or your burned corpse is found in a car in the woods
2 Whaddaulookinat 2020-12-12
Literally The Man Who Was Thursday's main reveal
3 tenebrous_cloud 2020-12-12
Feds take all their best moves from fiction
3 Pepperglue 2020-12-12
I'm not too good on logistics, but only mobilizing hundreds is really not much for a country of our size.
2 MindlessPhilosopher0 2020-12-12
Ok
1 SnapshillBot 2020-12-12
I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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