Calling all professional retards

1  2020-12-15 by Feanorfanclub

All my fucking eggs are frozen can I just let them thaw and still use them for baked goods or would that screw it up somehow?

18 comments

4  diet_cokehead_ 2020-12-15

If they didn’t crack, you can thaw them but try to use them soon.

Edit: someone wrote a science paper about it. As long as they didn’t get below 21 degrees F it should be absolutely fine.

https://lib.dr.iastate.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=5312&context=etd

4  HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2020-12-15

For most baked goods yes. Just let the eggs thaw to room temperature before using them.

7  Feanorfanclub 2020-12-15

Thank you brother the baking begins

5  ManBearFridge 2020-12-15

The Great R-Slured Baking Show!

1  WarSanchez 2020-12-15

Don't insult r-slurs by comparing them to the nasty toothed British.

3  ason 2020-12-15

My mom didn't freeze her eggs and that's why I have Down's

2  SnapshillBot 2020-12-15

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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2  pepperouchau 2020-12-15

Whatcha making, homie?

1  Feanorfanclub 2020-12-15

Gonna be making more of these cookies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530536471959044119/788295094947283004/IMG_20200923_083148291.jpg

Afterwards maybe some cheesecake squares too

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530536471959044119/788295448342560768/104493800_3043621845685884_285247660629792410_o.png

1  pepperouchau 2020-12-15

Ohh hell yeah. Those cookies are a classic for me.

1  GeauxHouston22 2020-12-15

*sips*

2  somestupidname1 2020-12-15

I'm curious as to how you accidentally froze your eggs.

1  Feanorfanclub 2020-12-15

Last person who rented this room set the fridge to some retarded low level I just discovered. I fixed it so hopefully this will not happen again.

1  tHeSiD 2020-12-15

How? My cooling section of the fridge does t allow me to set it below 2C the freezer can go all they way down but not the cooling section? Did you put the eggs in the freezer?

1  Feanorfanclub 2020-12-15

idk man the fridge section was maxed out, it happened once with some celery too. Should have checked it out sooner in hindsight.

1  tiptopkitkat 2020-12-15

Stephen Molyneux is interested in your eggs too.

1  Giga-Kant 2020-12-15

Never un-froze then froze again something, it's like this you catch the botulism (very bad stuff)

1  jerryjoneshere 2020-12-15

Buy more eggs they’re cheap