Little known fact but Marx was in constant contact with a few defector elves living in Stockholm. Most of the letters were lost but there is evidence to suggest Santa's harsh working conditions and treatment of the elves inspired the majority of Das Kapital.
8 comments
21 ottistic_otter 2020-12-15
Santa is anti-second amendment because he fears an empowered elf class. Marx wrote about this.
2 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-12-15
Little known fact but Marx was in constant contact with a few defector elves living in Stockholm. Most of the letters were lost but there is evidence to suggest Santa's harsh working conditions and treatment of the elves inspired the majority of Das Kapital.
8 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-12-15
I'm starting to think Mall Santa isn't real.
6 ChapoDestroyer 2020-12-15
black people when nobody's paid attention to them for 15 seconds
1 Michelanvalo 2020-12-15
This looks like someone's bait account decided to serious post.
2 mugiamagi 2020-12-15
Scroll down and hit more replies for the real drama. (as always)
Somehow vaccinating kids of antivaxxers against their will is related to this?
Writing a check straight to Hasbro here
Biden PLEASE save us from the big baddies! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
1 Ravensthrowit 2020-12-15
It’s literally harder to shoot your eye out with one of those. What’s next, no slingshots and pocket knives?!
1 Michelanvalo 2020-12-15
Fuck that's good bait.