Solid Snake makes a date with a hooker

23  2020-12-18 by The_Dramanomicon

22 comments

Imagine being one of the most powerful m01ds in America yet needing to pay $1500 for an hour with an average Alpha Phi pledge.

He is claiming someone hacked his account and decided only to follow a random escort lmao that makes it sooooo much worse than just "I follow random ass people" lmaooo

so how do I know if I want this gussy or not, face is blurred, like WTF.

Yeah why isnโ€™t her face and real name out there for everyone to see?

Look if I am going to use a product , how do I know if i like it or not , if I cant see it. What if she has Britbong teeth?

GOOD point

She offers a service, she is not a product.

U r #canceled

She is a product which gives service.

Just stick a mouth guard in there.

Dude she is charging 1500 dollars an hour, she better have her teeth fixed

fixed removed

toothless BJs are best BJs

but teeth gives an additional risk factor.

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You know he could get more bang for the buck elsewhere.

Uh, following a hooker doesn't mean you paid for sex with them. How is it different than following a fitness chick? They all just post ass shots constantly.

uhm sex werk is real work sweatie

LOL LOOK AT THIS GUY FOLLOWING A HOOKER HAHA GOTTEM

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