I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-12-25
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 AntiLuke 2020-12-25
Number one christmas jam right there.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-12-25
Only Brad Neely could make a weeping solo while humping the floor look and sound so good.
1 DeanofPSU 2020-12-25
Brad Neely will never top Wizard People, Dear Reader. Its terrifying perfection must haunt everything else he ever does.