As central member of the "John Roberts is an annoying fence sitter incapable of writing an opinion on something other than procedural defects" hate club, this is a new one to me.
I was a big fan of the rumor that the ranch Scalia died at was probably shuffling him and other big politicians prostitutes and he might have died with a hooker or two nearby, but never heard a murder rumor lmao
I remember when the whole kraken thing was just getting going and even the 'normal' posters on r con were praising this guy usually by saying 'lin woods is a serious lawyer with a good reputation so if he says it it's likely true'.
Now we're here, hes accusing supreme court justices of murder and pederasty, all in the span of one month
The best part is he was a respected lawyer. He respresented Richard Jewell, Herman Cain, The Ramsey family, and every dramanaut's favorite case The Sandmann versus CNN. He sued DaVita Healthcare and won almost $500 million. And everybody here probably knows he's been representing Kyle.
I guess politicians are just gonna dick size now and one-up each other without regard to the people they are supposed to represent. I'm gonna sit back and watch it all as people told me how important it was to vote for the right candidate.
Roberts hasn’t been enough of a hardliner Federalist Society judge for rightoids even though his case history has shown him ruling super consistently with the other conservative justices.
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5 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-12-31
That's a bit on the nose isn't it. Like internet circa 2005.
Is Lin Wood a shape shifting reptile?
You be the judge!
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-12-31
When D*ddy sends his people, he's not sending his best.
3 The_Dramanomicon 2020-12-31
He's doubling down too
And daring Roberts to sue him
Did I mention he has a case pending before SCOTUS? Accusing the Chief Justice of murder and child trafficking is an interesting strategy, I have to say.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2020-12-31
He actually has another lawyer representing him. That guy must be drinking himself to death tonight.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-12-31
As central member of the "John Roberts is an annoying fence sitter incapable of writing an opinion on something other than procedural defects" hate club, this is a new one to me.
I was a big fan of the rumor that the ranch Scalia died at was probably shuffling him and other big politicians prostitutes and he might have died with a hooker or two nearby, but never heard a murder rumor lmao
1 duckraul2 2020-12-31
I remember when the whole kraken thing was just getting going and even the 'normal' posters on r con were praising this guy usually by saying 'lin woods is a serious lawyer with a good reputation so if he says it it's likely true'.
Now we're here, hes accusing supreme court justices of murder and pederasty, all in the span of one month
1 The_Dramanomicon 2020-12-31
The best part is he was a respected lawyer. He respresented Richard Jewell, Herman Cain, The Ramsey family, and every dramanaut's favorite case The Sandmann versus CNN. He sued DaVita Healthcare and won almost $500 million. And everybody here probably knows he's been representing Kyle.
Then D*ddy lost and it broke his brain
3 CopeSeetheDilate 2020-12-31
If this is indeed Kyle Rittenhouse's lawyer, that boy is fucked
1 respaaaaaj 2020-12-31
Wood's going to convince the judge to bring back the chair just for him.
2 Meowing_Cows 2020-12-31
Where do they even come up with this shit, honestly. Best fent on the planet.
2 Lysis10 2020-12-31
I guess politicians are just gonna dick size now and one-up each other without regard to the people they are supposed to represent. I'm gonna sit back and watch it all as people told me how important it was to vote for the right candidate.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-12-31
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1 Pepperglue 2020-12-31
What did Roberts do to piss off the righties again this time?
3 Zero5urvivers 2020-12-31
Roberts hasn’t been enough of a hardliner Federalist Society judge for rightoids even though his case history has shown him ruling super consistently with the other conservative justices.
1 The_Dramanomicon 2020-12-31
He didn't let then release the Kraken
1 Zozbot 2020-12-31
zoz
1 Zozbot 2020-12-31
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1 Zozbot 2020-12-31
zozzle
1 UnexpectedLizard 2020-12-31
Refused to throw out the election and proclaim Trump the winner by fiat.
1 CapitalistVenezuelan 2020-12-31
Is this the same guy trying to convince Georgia Republicans not to vote in the runoffs?
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2020-12-31
📠
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-12-31
The logic is just inescapable
1 tiptopkitkat 2020-12-31
DDR losing has provided us with so much drama from so many different people.
1 The_Dramanomicon 2020-12-31
I would have never imagined that the sperg could eclipse 2016 but they proved me wrong
1 tiptopkitkat 2020-12-31
Then go upvote my vindication post. I predicted this shit would happen. that DDR and his supporters would sperg out to 11, if he lost.
1 The_Dramanomicon 2020-12-31
Already did
1 tiptopkitkat 2020-12-31
thanks, makes me happy.
1 Carolinagfwkafc 2020-12-31