The anniversary of General Salami's tragic death is coming up. Let's remember him the way he wouldn't have wanted us to.

1  2021-01-05 by 911roofer

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Remember all the Z-slurs who thought they were going to be drafted into a war lmao 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Don't unpucker your asshole just yet, an upcoming war between Israel and Iran is becoming more and more likely, and the US under Joe Biden is destined to send troops to that war.

Imagine thinking Iran is capable of going to war with anywhere that isn't a shithole with no allies.

Even so, the US has to get through a decent amount of its reserves before it even thinks about yeeting z**mers into combat

No?

Honestly would have been preferable than the global reaction to what was basically the szechuan sneezies if you weren't a vitamin deficient lardo.

Too bad he couldn't live long enough to see the glory of the MuhammadFanClub subreddit :(

Shias have no religious prohibition on depictions you uncultured swine

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He was a hero, he will be remembered

every year we will shoot down a passenger plane in his honor

Hellfire now, hellfire forever.

He looked like such a jolly guy. Who'd want to hurt someone like that?

His victim's family.

Maybe they should have tried not being enemies of the revolution? I dunno.