The ultimate c*pe

1  2021-01-07 by The_Dramanomicon

I've been seeing a lot of rightoids saying that the storming of the capital was actually Auntie Fuh (example). Is this the ultimate c*pe?

Imagine being such a cuck that you deny your greatest dramatic moment.

I know why though. The rightoids have spent the whole year bragging about how they don't riot. Now they've lost the moral high ground and proved themselves just as rslurred as the leftoids.

I predict that they'll be blaming Hugo Chavez and Winnie the Poo before the day is done.

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It's honestly pretty easy to say you are still better then whatever happened this summer though. Just mention that the capital was insured and that riots are the voice of the voiceless or whatever in move on. It was a mostly peaceful protest, after all~ 😉

You're clearly an antifa infiltrator.

I can't tell what's real anymore

They're disowning all of it because it turns out that when they show up in numbers, they end up looking just as idiotic and foolish as the Antifa jackasses did. They had this mental image of storming the Bastille and then they see this circus on television.

This just proves that anyone that cares about politics is limp-wristed and gay.

It's such a waste of space

I think my favorite part was when the guard showed up with riot shields and started gently pushing them back down the stairs and they all just sort of, quietly shuffled back down off the building like doughy, passive internet autists.

the reason those lovely lads are on the Philly antifa website is because they're in a section titled 'local fascists' lmao

The short-haired one used to be a sargon-adjacent youtuber back in the gamergate era if I recall correctly

The short-haired one

That alone thins the herd more than it should.

For real. Right from the get go media was going to call them hyper nazis who wrecked society despite only one person killed by cops and no vandalism of a high degree, lol.

Should have just manned up and been like "yup, it was us. We don't burn business and our large boomer bodies wrecked the cops. Eat shit, BLM."

Even this morning, I am hearing the news about how yesterday was the greatest tragedy America ever has had and like 9/11 paled in comparison, lol.

Should have just manned up and been like "yup, it was us. We don't burn business and our large boomer bodies wrecked the cops. Eat shit, BLM."

That would have been based

Even this morning, I am hearing the news about how yesterday was the greatest tragedy America ever has had and like 9/11 paled in comparison, lol.

Media gonna media 🤷🏼‍♀️

No "vandalism of a high degree", just a little light treason and misdemeanour coup attempt. The important thing is no AutoZones were harmed in the autogolpe.

So I'm guessing this was the same thing?

https://mobile.twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1047935416182235136

Do you unironically think a standard protest is the same thing as a mob storming the capitol and kicking down the doors while trying to breach secret service blockades?

Seriously, in your head, these 2 events are the same thing?

I would unironically deal with a bunch of middle aged obese maga tards of various sexes and ethnicities over hordes of screaming white women.

This is a really compelling argument

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Even this morning, I am hearing the news about how yesterday was the greatest tragedy America ever has had and like 9/11 paled in comparison, lol.

They were right. The rightoids not owning up to it was the biggest tragedy I have ever witnessed.

Seriously? It's not even the first time rioters broke into the Senate.

yeah a lot of them are backpeddling saying it was antifa like it isn't there plain as day on their site saying "we are there Mr President" after trump called them in. It's kinda funny that they are exactly that which they hate.

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The dilemma

But seriously, rightoids are always conflicted like this...

The holocaust is a hoax that never happened! / But we love hitler and he's great for uh...

How is this any different from leftoids claiming all the destruction at their riots were rightoid plants?

it's not that different because it's always hard to get people to condemn the retards on their own side, but it's a little bit different because BLM leadership doesn't actually think looting Target is totally based.

They just think it’s reparations.

This schism is already all over the internet but they both refuse to recognize each other exist.

So really just a day ending in Y.

There's a lot of infighting because some are proud of what they did and others know it's bad PR.

Now they've lost the moral high ground and proved themselves just as rslurred as the leftoids.

It's a different kind of omelette. I heard there was one broken window in damages. AFAIK, no injuries/deaths against any non-trumpers.

"Mostly peaceful protests"

🐎👟

I'm still sad most of the cases of possible el£ct1on fraud were thrown out on technicalities and procedural grounds rather than merit :/

Maybe they're deluded, but they truly think it was stolen from them.

There's still stuff I'd LOVE to get to the bottom of, but there's almost no chance now. On the small chance there was el£ct1on fraud, we'll not only never know, but maybe never another chance to put it right in future elections.

/gripe :(

if you actually care about this (like for real, not because you hope it will keep DDR in power) just get your local/state government to tighten up their elections. After the Y2k shitshow in Florida, they were so embarrassed they really got their act together. That could be <your state/county here>!

This is the problem with Burger politics in general: actually accomplishing anything involves sitting in like, hundreds of boring-ass County Board of Supervisors meetings and nobody has the attention span for it. I get it, LARPing a coo is way more exciting.

just get your local/state government to tighten up their elections.

If I was a burger I might even do that. Problem there is if the leadership in that state is against Trump or even against the republicans in general, I can't see much progress being made because it would be against their interest.

You know I'm in agreement here. I'd love to audit all those fucking voting machines. Or even better, get rid of them. Problem solved.

Standard operating procedure, just like lefties claiming that it was the rightoid agitators trying to turn shit violent during BLM protests. Morons only need the slightest push to believe that their side can do no wrong.