The ultimate c*pe
1 2021-01-07 by The_Dramanomicon
I've been seeing a lot of rightoids saying that the storming of the capital was actually Auntie Fuh (example). Is this the ultimate c*pe?
Imagine being such a cuck that you deny your greatest dramatic moment.
I know why though. The rightoids have spent the whole year bragging about how they don't riot. Now they've lost the moral high ground and proved themselves just as rslurred as the leftoids.
I predict that they'll be blaming Hugo Chavez and Winnie the Poo before the day is done.
35 comments
50 PacificSpices 2021-01-07
It's honestly pretty easy to say you are still better then whatever happened this summer though. Just mention that the capital was insured and that riots are the voice of the voiceless or whatever in move on. It was a mostly peaceful protest, after all~ 😉
15 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-07
You're clearly an antifa infiltrator.
10 PacificSpices 2021-01-07
The great reset but political
15 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-07
I can't tell what's real anymore
46 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-01-07
They're disowning all of it because it turns out that when they show up in numbers, they end up looking just as idiotic and foolish as the Antifa jackasses did. They had this mental image of storming the Bastille and then they see this circus on television.
23 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2021-01-07
This just proves that anyone that cares about politics is limp-wristed and gay.
8 lol_te_gusto 2021-01-07
It's such a waste of space
14 trexmundi 2021-01-07
I think my favorite part was when the guard showed up with riot shields and started gently pushing them back down the stairs and they all just sort of, quietly shuffled back down off the building like doughy, passive internet autists.
36 Rentokill_boy 2021-01-07
the reason those lovely lads are on the Philly antifa website is because they're in a section titled 'local fascists' lmao
The short-haired one used to be a sargon-adjacent youtuber back in the gamergate era if I recall correctly
15 BroboxylicAcid 2021-01-07
That alone thins the herd more than it should.
26 Neon_needles 2021-01-07
For real. Right from the get go media was going to call them hyper nazis who wrecked society despite only one person killed by cops and no vandalism of a high degree, lol.
Should have just manned up and been like "yup, it was us. We don't burn business and our large boomer bodies wrecked the cops. Eat shit, BLM."
Even this morning, I am hearing the news about how yesterday was the greatest tragedy America ever has had and like 9/11 paled in comparison, lol.
28 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-07
That would have been based
Media gonna media 🤷🏼♀️
13 JimieWhales 2021-01-07
No "vandalism of a high degree", just a little light treason and misdemeanour coup attempt. The important thing is no AutoZones were harmed in the autogolpe.
4 Neon_needles 2021-01-07
So I'm guessing this was the same thing?
https://mobile.twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1047935416182235136
5 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-07
Do you unironically think a standard protest is the same thing as a mob storming the capitol and kicking down the doors while trying to breach secret service blockades?
Seriously, in your head, these 2 events are the same thing?
2 Neon_needles 2021-01-07
I would unironically deal with a bunch of middle aged obese maga tards of various sexes and ethnicities over hordes of screaming white women.
2 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-07
This is a really compelling argument
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9 Pepperglue 2021-01-07
They were right. The rightoids not owning up to it was the biggest tragedy I have ever witnessed.
6 911roofer 2021-01-07
Seriously? It's not even the first time rioters broke into the Senate.
24 Lysis10 2021-01-07
yeah a lot of them are backpeddling saying it was antifa like it isn't there plain as day on their site saying "we are there Mr President" after trump called them in. It's kinda funny that they are exactly that which they hate.
18 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-07
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14 JimieWhales 2021-01-07
The dilemma
But seriously, rightoids are always conflicted like this...
The holocaust is a hoax that never happened! / But we love hitler and he's great for uh...
5 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2021-01-07
How is this any different from leftoids claiming all the destruction at their riots were rightoid plants?
9 JimieWhales 2021-01-07
it's not that different because it's always hard to get people to condemn the retards on their own side, but it's a little bit different because BLM leadership doesn't actually think looting Target is totally based.
4 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2021-01-07
They just think it’s reparations.
5 seenten 2021-01-07
This schism is already all over the internet but they both refuse to recognize each other exist.
So really just a day ending in Y.
3 lickedTators 2021-01-07
There's a lot of infighting because some are proud of what they did and others know it's bad PR.
2 RedPillDessert 2021-01-07
It's a different kind of omelette. I heard there was one broken window in damages. AFAIK, no injuries/deaths against any non-trumpers.
7 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-07
"Mostly peaceful protests"
🐎👟
2 RedPillDessert 2021-01-07
I'm still sad most of the cases of possible el£ct1on fraud were thrown out on technicalities and procedural grounds rather than merit :/
Maybe they're deluded, but they truly think it was stolen from them.
There's still stuff I'd LOVE to get to the bottom of, but there's almost no chance now. On the small chance there was el£ct1on fraud, we'll not only never know, but maybe never another chance to put it right in future elections.
/gripe :(
7 JimieWhales 2021-01-07
if you actually care about this (like for real, not because you hope it will keep DDR in power) just get your local/state government to tighten up their elections. After the Y2k shitshow in Florida, they were so embarrassed they really got their act together. That could be <your state/county here>!
This is the problem with Burger politics in general: actually accomplishing anything involves sitting in like, hundreds of boring-ass County Board of Supervisors meetings and nobody has the attention span for it. I get it, LARPing a coo is way more exciting.
2 RedPillDessert 2021-01-07
If I was a burger I might even do that. Problem there is if the leadership in that state is against Trump or even against the republicans in general, I can't see much progress being made because it would be against their interest.
2 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-07
You know I'm in agreement here. I'd love to audit all those fucking voting machines. Or even better, get rid of them. Problem solved.
2 aqouta 2021-01-07
Standard operating procedure, just like lefties claiming that it was the rightoid agitators trying to turn shit violent during BLM protests. Morons only need the slightest push to believe that their side can do no wrong.