https://i.redd.it/j14zgj40s1a61.jpg

The bit about their rart news sources tar and feathering the faithful as ANTIFA because it's politically expedient to do so really struck me. For all their time, effort, and Halloween makeup, the moment their affiliations became a political liability, it's like they never even existed.

Poor Q Shaman.

Now they know how those poor antifa heroes feel when everyone says they don't exist and those guys over there are actually false-flag white supremacists. The tips of the horseshoe get closer every day.

The amount of times I saw this nonsense in the freakout sub this past summer.

My heart goes out to them, and if they're as crazy-eyed as Buffalo Bill, more than that can follow.

I thought the tips have kissed a long time ago. No homo, of course.

Get rdy for leftoid gov boot licker memes

Shame on me for thinking whoever posted exactly this as a comment on here was being original.

I myself stole the screenshot from some SJW sub when I accidentally landed there after googling the phrase in the OP. All is fair in memeing on rslurs!

The Rise and Fall of the Trumpistan Empire.

I don't know if any of you remember MadTV late Saturday nights on Fox, but they did this one skit where a guy wakes up in the Oval Office. He has no idea how he came to be there and finds out that he's been blackout drunk since his junior year of college. Somehow, everyone kept feeding him booze the entire time, and his blackout drunk self managed to stupid its way into the presidency.

Reality now imitates fiction. We truly live in the dankest of timelines.

The late great comedian Will Rogers once said:

"When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it."

Pretty solid sketch

Counterpoint: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter

At age 50, Dexter authored A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress, in which he complained about politicians, the clergy, and his wife. The book contained 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but without punctuation and with seemingly random capitalization. Dexter initially handed his book out for free, but it became popular and was reprinted eight times.[2] In the second edition, Dexter responded to complaints about the book's lack of punctuation by adding an extra page of 11 lines of punctuation marks with the instruction that printers and readers could insert them wherever needed.

based

I did not know internet trolls had their own Founding Father figure. This is a truly excellent find.

Back in my days trolls were part of the school curriculum and shat and pissed publicly.

Every day we stray farther from God's light.

The instructions read as follows:

fouder mister printer the Nowing ones complane of my book the fust edition had no stops I put in A Nuf here and thay may peper and solt it as they plese

And then literally a whole page of random punctuation marks. Dexter has long been one of my favorite historical figures, he was like one of the original chad dumbasses. So based.

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He told visitors that his wife had died, despite the fact that she was still living, and that the woman who frequented the building was simply her ghost.

Holy shit, every word of that article is solid gold. What a mensch.

In one notable episode, Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react. About 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. Dexter did not see his wife cry, and after he revealed the hoax, he caned her for not mourning his death sufficiently.

Whoever wrote/has edited that page did a good job, it is very well written.

Probably because one or two people put thought into it in a single sitting, and it's remained unmolested by thousands of internet jannies unlike pages on current political events.

perhaps, but the talk page seems to show recent activity.

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Lol what a Chad. This is like Tom Sawyer if he had blugeoned Aint Polly to near death with a Baptist Hymnal after he sees she isn't crying more at his funeral.

Also, we should unironically bring back caning.

Dexter was just extremely fucking lucky though

Luck, or genius?

This is the Apex Alpha.

Oh hell, /Pol/ is hilarious right now

Quick, without looking up, are you on arr 4chan or arr drama?

4chan used to be based now it is filled with mostly a bunch of Qidiots and trumptards. Even their sub here is filled with nearly the same people