You know why you can't have a pet platypus? It's because they die in transport. Most zoos don't have even one.
You know why you don't actually want a pet koala? It's because they're stupid and mean-spirited little bastards. If a cat's brain is an x-box, they're an Atari the cat peed on and broke because it was jealous his kid was playing with it too much.
Do you want an emu as a pet? That's weird but you do you.
You know why you don't want a wombat as a pet? Take a rottweiler, and start converting its mass into solid muscle until it's about the size of a beagle. Now make it so that it has sharp painful teeth and it will neverstopplaybitingyou.
You know why you don't want a kangaroo as a pet? They're like deer but they walk on two hind legs and can kick you to death. They need a lot of space and will try to cut you open and crawl inside of you as a show of affection.
You want a dingo as a pet? Just go to your local city and grab any stray dog off the street. A dingos just a feral dog. When the abos went full tard from...whatever made them that way all their dogs ran off and they've been running wild ever since.
Do you want a wallaby as a pet? Do you even know what a wallaby is? It's like a kangaroo but miniature. You need to keep it outside because it can't be housebroken. You live in a warm climate? You don't? Then you can't have one.
You want a Tasmanian Devil as a pet? Do you like having fingers? Than no you don't.
You want a sugar glider? You'll have to get five or six because the buggers can die of loneliness, and they like grooming people with their tiny sharp teeth
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7 911roofer 2021-01-10
You know why you can't have a pet platypus? It's because they die in transport. Most zoos don't have even one.
You know why you don't actually want a pet koala? It's because they're stupid and mean-spirited little bastards. If a cat's brain is an x-box, they're an Atari the cat peed on and broke because it was jealous his kid was playing with it too much.
Do you want an emu as a pet? That's weird but you do you.
You know why you don't want a wombat as a pet? Take a rottweiler, and start converting its mass into solid muscle until it's about the size of a beagle. Now make it so that it has sharp painful teeth and it will never stop playbiting you.
You know why you don't want a kangaroo as a pet? They're like deer but they walk on two hind legs and can kick you to death. They need a lot of space and will try to cut you open and crawl inside of you as a show of affection.
You want a dingo as a pet? Just go to your local city and grab any stray dog off the street. A dingos just a feral dog. When the abos went full tard from...whatever made them that way all their dogs ran off and they've been running wild ever since.
Do you want a wallaby as a pet? Do you even know what a wallaby is? It's like a kangaroo but miniature. You need to keep it outside because it can't be housebroken. You live in a warm climate? You don't? Then you can't have one.
You want a Tasmanian Devil as a pet? Do you like having fingers? Than no you don't.
You want a sugar glider? You'll have to get five or six because the buggers can die of loneliness, and they like grooming people with their tiny sharp teeth