they made a show about me 😳

1  2021-01-11 by CopeSeetheDilate

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Remember in the 90s and early 2000s when conservatives were talking about the slippery slope?

John uses his prehensile penis (which stretches through his clothes) as a tool, such as to tame lions or to fly about like a helicopter. But it also often acts independently of John, getting him into trouble.

This was written by /pol/, there is no other explanation

Jesus is about to come back, he'll take care of all this, don't worry

damn, Caillou is hung?

Nah, Caillou got cancelled. This new show for 4-8 year olds has a super hung fully grown adult man as the protagonist. The name is literally John Penisman in English.

Praise Allah