Every time

Tbh this meme and memes like it would hit harder if the people posting it weren't 100% always petty bourgeoise themselves or didn't just come from an outright affluent household.

Either way glad to see justice prevail. Get those greens king!

Why? Boog do better for themselves and their surroundings when they accept they're never going to be a folk-tale hero. A boog masquerading as a folksy working class man of the salt builds a playground for his community out of cottagecore looking DI play-equipment while the true boog just buys a modular plastic set. The end result is the same for the community, but the true boog has less titanus and splinters.

Don't show this to stupidpol

public defender

Not so fast!

Wasn't there an episode of Oz or Orange Is The New Black where they pretended to be Jewish, because the Kosher food was better? I'm a Pastafarian, but I don't want to eat my noodley lord every day.

"He gets very sick if he doesn't eat organic food—literally will get physically sick," the suspect's mother, Martha Chansley, told ABC 15.

Lmao these fucking hippies

Angeli’s public defender Gerald Williams told the judge....

Oof this dude is boned.... hopefully he enjoys his organic processed vegetable loaf because he’s going to be eating it for a long time

I don’t know man, I’m a prosecutor and the public defenders are better than like, seventy-five percent of pay lawyers in my county. Can’t imagine their Fed counterparts are slouches.

The problem is that they usually have a completely unmanageable case volume, so you're lucky if you get even 2 hours of their time outside of the courtroom to put together your defense

“Liberty for clowns, but not for browns”

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I'd like to imagine reddits reaction if he said he was vegan instead of this organic crap

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lol there's no way this dude is being kept in general population

he'd get his white ass beat

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