What a king.

Completely apolitical, just there to vibe in a historical event, maybe grab a souvenir.

Look how happy he is, just entirely in the moment.

Him and the new buffalo man speaker of the house seem like fun dudes to party with.

The Iowa q-tard would be fun to party with if meth is your thing.

Idk man, people who think a bunch of stupid shit usually won’t shut the fuck about it after a few stiff drinks... I’m not trying to talk about GMO vegetables and Qanon when i get fucked up

You're implying I'm not one of those people.

shit i forget you were a resident schizo-poster... carry on

boy you sound fun at parties

I am

Narrator: He wasn't.

Philosophical drunks are the worst. Even mean drunks are less annoying. They always go on-and-on about the same shit. My brother is staying with me because of his medical issues, and every time he hits the sauce I have to hear about how all he wants to do is go back to work, and "do you know anyone who works as hard as me," and how he feels like he's letting his kids down because he can no longer set the example he wants them to follow. He actually was a very motivated worker, and his productivity was great, but everybody thinks they're the hardest working person ever, including that lazy bitch in HR that fucks up your insurance enrollment every year. It is literally, word-for-word, the exact same conversation every time. Even before he started having problems he was like that. Get drunk and drone on about the same thing he droned on about the last time he was drunk. He's not even a fun philosophical drunk. One of my old friends was like that and at least he talked about nutty conspiracy theories and Area 51. Thankfully, my brother's social security has kicked in and he'll be out of my hair soon.

fuck I need a drink after reading that

"do you know anyone who works as hard as me,"

The next time he says that just go "Yeah literally everybody I know who has a job right now"

how he feels like he's letting his kids down

Agree with him.

PS None of that is philosophical and this is making me question your level of education.

get him blackout drunk (the point where less than 2 minutes of short term memory are available because none of memories are stored further) and record him looping five or six times with the exact same intonation about the issues he cares about. I had something similar done against me accidentally and it shook me like you wouldn't believe, and made me a much more careful alcoholic.

That sounds like something that requires effort on my part.

Throw a big ass blunt in the mix they’ll be too cross faded to talk and now it’s YOUR turn to ramble about crazy shit

[deleted]

I wanna goto a college tailgate with Barbarian man. His facepaint game is on point

Just switch it to maroon and gold and I can see him at an ASU tailgate.

Ive seen people with barbarian horns at Iowa tailgates

There are always horns at ASU tailgates. They're the sun devils after all.

Gotta be all organic though.

Buffalo Bill is from the who-gives-a-shit parts of Arizona, so rest assured meth is involved there as well.

How dare you miss the wall-eyed jewish gent with the Supreme judge daddy. They removed several animal pelts from his basement suite.

[deleted]

So it really was a rebellion without a cause

It was only slightly more serious than the area 51 raid

Yes, but everyone's shitting their pants because the evil Nazi white supremacists did it, which is hilarious. Imagine the drama we could have if Trumpers were as bad as their opposition really thinks, or vice versa.

Dude seriously. Like it's insane people got into the capitol in the numbers they did, but imagine if those people ACTUALLY we're as bad as the left claims they are. If those morons had any sort of organization or were going in there to take it over and murder congress, it would have been a fucking bloodbath

I'm actually really sad this didn't happen.

Today we'd be watching Mike Pence's execution live on fox after his whole family is already heads-on-pikes-ified.

Yeah, if that happened I might have to actually admit my ultra lefty "The world is being taken over by nazi" friends were right. Fuck that!

The white supremacist Trump supporters stormed the white supremacist government, but luckily the white supremacist police were there to stop it.

???

As usual...white people did this.

zoz

zle

zozzle

Nothing to add here really.

Did you know that if you put mayo in a can and shake it vigorously you can produce the forbidden mayo butter which is not sold anywhere because it's FORBIDDEN and gives you mayo powers!

The fact that these guys are now being identified and arrested en masse due to having zero OpSec because they think face coverings are a leftoid conspiracy is just peak r-slur. If anything in 2021 tops the absolute hilarious irony of that I will be very impressed

The fact that these guys are now being identified and arrested en masse due to having zero OpSec because they think face coverings are a leftoid conspiracy

This is actually insanely based. I'm sorry you can't see that.

based and squeal-like-a-little-bitch-pilled

To be fair, kicking people off a flight because they were at a protest would create a firestorm if it were people flying home from Detroit or Portland. If that guy was on video or photographed inside the capitol, I think kicking him off is completely fair, but if all he did was attend a mostly peaceful protest it's kind of fucked up and should make you worry.

I don't disagree, but my point is that he would have never been in that position if he covered his face and didn't post shit on personally identifiable social media accounts like a moron. Some of these people are going to get substantial prison time and all they had to do was take up like the absolute bare minimum of operations security

Ruining your entire life because you refuse to budge an inch on the retarded beliefs you have is what being an American is all about

it's what our forefathers wanted, or at least that's what my drunk civics teacher said

The fact that these guys are now being identified and arrested en masse

A friend of mine was bitching that "the DOJ slept all summer when libs were doing it, but now they're rushing to arrest people because it's conservatives" and I had to remind him about the news stories this summer where federal agents were following protesters after they broke off from their groups and arresting them alone to avoid confrontation. The DOJ has actually been pretty on-the-ball with both the riots this summer and the capitol crazies.

Black Bodies can't be ID'd by whitman's facial recognition....yet another exams of systemic racism 😤

Make him a mod ASAP.

Arrested on suspicion of being too based.

You can just look up whether someone voted in the USA? Doesn't that threaten secrecy of voting in places with low population?..

People might know that you voted, but they don't know how you voted.

Yes that is why it is so hard to commit election fraud in USA, you can go literally knock on a person's door and ask.

And if my understanding of burger politics is right, it’s public record if you belong to a party so that you can vote on its candidates for election? Can’t the parties just use their own lists?

In party primaries yes, you can vote for any party in general elections

they really should teach burger civics in primary school over there

It's not public record in every state. Or at least easily accessible public record. Some require a FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) request.

oh good for him

This man is galaxy brained.

If anyone has any memoribillia from that historic day, let me know what the shipping will.be to Canada. Asking for a friend:)

[deleted]

My hero!

hope it was worth he 200 facebook likes